Grrl Power #857 – The Genosuicide Pool
It has been pointed out that Cora and Dabbler are being very careful about technological pollution with the leg, or at least the incubator it’s floating in, while at the same time, Cora granted some pretty high tech glasses to Sydney.
Cora could probably defend that if she really wanted to. The targeting function of the glasses could probably be replicated with our tech. It’d be more cumbersome, certainly, but with some good software and a high res CCD chip, I bet it could work. The comm function is also nothing special, really. Frix didn’t send his message from deep space straight to the glasses. Cora left a hyperspace relay, not quite in Earth orbit, but close enough to Earth to be functional, while not being somewhere we’re going to bump into on our way to Mars.
We’re further from the one way screen inside the glasses, though letting us have the schematics for that probably won’t directly endanger the global ecosystem. The power source for the glasses that allows it to do all that stuff is a different matter. That’s the kind of stuff that can cause technological upheaval. Every portable device designed these days starts around the battery, because that’s the thing that takes up a ton of space and contributes a lot of weight. If we had a fuel cell that could fit in the ear hook thingy on a pair of glasses, it would be a huge leap, especially if it could scale. If we suddenly had an electric car that could travel 10,000 miles off a power source the size of a VHS tape, there would be massive economic consequences.
Sylv isn’t referring to an incident on Earth, but a well known near miss in the intergalactic community. It was one of those cases where the Xevoarchy (the Space UN) debated whether or not to intercede with a species struggling with a case of self extinction. You’d think it’d be a simple thing to want to swoop in and save a species, but imagine making that decision about humanity during the height of the Cold War. At least a century or two from achieving extra solar system space travel, hoarding nuclear weapons, an endless history of war and superstition and racism and socio-economic abuses, etc, etc, ad nauseum, etc.
Now imagine the representative of your race needing to vote to commit a corvette from your navy to swing by a planet and help sort themselves out while your constituents are calling to spend resources on more domestic matters. Again, it’s nice to think everyone would be all “let’s help and make the universe a better place” but the reality is that some people are selfish and short sighted and ideologically compromised, so the galaxy at large is only a slightly better place than most individual inhabited planets.
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Sydney didn’t ask for the upgrades to the glasses, I’m wondering how modified this leg will be.
Don’t worry Maxima, they are only pulling your legs.
Once the Rampant AI takes over, do you wipe them off the face of the planet, or do you restart the bet to see if the AI makes it off the planet or implodes?
I have a hunch all planets have this bet going on at all times.
I wonder who cashed out on the Alari? Maybe they bet on Alien Invasion because they were the invading aliens. Ooh surely the galactic casino has that loophole covered, no?
Not the ethical ones. Despite some other apaling gambling policy decisions (e.g. allowing the construction of super casinos and legalising gambling advertising) England banned all betting involving how long people will live. Aside from being tasteless, there was also the risk that somebody might decide to influence the results.
So any planet or civilisation which allows bets of this nature (with any kind of financial or other tangible reward) is courting genocide.
But we still have (very private) Deadpool betting…
Ant the Tontine is still legal in at least Europe…
England also banned the police. Nah, I’m just kidding, they made them go around collecting spoons and screwdrivers while other crimes went unprosecuted. Really. That’s not a joke.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-44884113
It was actually several cities in the U.S. which banned police; my mistake.
Sometimes driving things underground by outlawing them is a bigger problem than dealing with the consequences of a few bad apples. Betting is one of those cases.
How does that connect to knife crime? It’s quite simple – when betting goes underground, who collects tax on bets? Could it be the mafia? A gang? Your local political cabal? It’s certainly not the police…
Wait… Are people seriously getting stabbed with spoons? I mean, I have joked about how it could be done many times over the years, but really…? It’s happening frequently enough that spoons are considered stabbing implements worthy of confiscation…?
you can probably kill someone with a banana, we are really good at killing things
just lodge it in their throat and keep their hands busy (combat, prevent a lethal fall, etc.)
FYI The internet can kill you, 7 years ago June’14 PaulBradley had a stroke at his PC while trying to deny he was a tinfoil nutjob anti-semite on reuters.com.
Besides the slightly disguised gamble that is the life-insurance industry, that is.
“I bet that I’ll die before I reach age 70. If I die before that age, I win the bet and you pay my inheritors this lump sum.”
“Please stop deathpooling Terrans.”
But…but you make it so tempting!
My money’s still on nuclear war, with asteroid collision a distant darkhorse hedge. No need for hypotheticals: we’ve already had multiple occasions of being a hairsbreadth away from the former.
and its mostly exactly for that reason that they are soo unlikely, no one wants to be the idiot that kickstarts a nuclear war
Google glasses
I think Geno-Cyber was saved by trying out the newest Windows Operating System then… :D