Grrl Power #843 – The run away PA
Deus doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who would engage the services of a dominatrix, but as they say, variety is the raised welt on the backside of life.
So, I’ve figured out why I like Lorlara so much. It’s not that complicated, really. Lorlara is basically Sydney – if Sydney was some sort of party line authoritarian. I just like writing over the top characters, and it’s been a while since Sydney has done anything really nuts. Okay, she’s done plenty since that incident, but that remains kind of peak Sydney I think.
Yes, obviously they’re going to meet at some point.
Edit: Forgot to mention, Maxima’s expressions on this page were modeled after Julia Louis Dreyfus trying not to laugh at Jerry Stiller.
I forgot to mention, but Michael-Scott Earle is running a new kickstarter, this time for the second book in his Monster Empire series.
Fun fact, he published book 1 about a week before his Amazon kerfuffle. I bought it, but didn’t read it right away – I think I was in the middle of a different series at the time or something, and then when the ban hit, I decided not read it, because I don’t like getting invested in something if I know there’s only a tiny bit of it out there. It’s like a tease. I tend not to buy novels until there’s at least three in a series, but that also sometimes depends on the author and how prolific they are.
Anyway, I haven’t read the first one. I’ll probably start it a day or two before the second book comes out. I assume it will be good.
Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like!
Aura Guardian:
In case you’re reading this, I responded to your post yesterday :) Long read :)
Macho Man, huh? Reminds me of that thing on YouTube where Randy was Palpatine!
Lorlara is Sydney is Sydney’s brand of nerd was “one of those people who’s way too into 40k and doesn’t know how to stop larping an Imperial.”
PUUURRGGE THE HERETICS
So, I’m like 99% sure she really did mean castration.
I can Mostly believe this with given her fervor
Savage…..OOOOOOOHHHH YYYYEAAAAHHH!!!
Unfortunately, Otis uses that phrase now, and he looks like he ate Savage!
I like her already.
Maxima’s thoughts: “Oh, he’s got one TOO. There IS a god.”
The last panel has me picturing Lorlala’s wings buzzing like crazy when she’s worked up. Just the posture and the attitude feels like she’s accidentally lifting off the ground with her excited wing flaps.
Let’s not forget that Sydney also acquired her own set of wings. I can see these two buzzing and snarking together like a pair of oversexed fireflies. That meeting will be incredible.!
I honestly heard “So… this is what it’s like from the outside.” in the style of Integra from TFS Hellsing.
Wait is Lorlala somehow Sydney’s long lost cosmic twin?
“Wait! I am concerned that what you heard was, ‘Bring me a lot of bacon!’ What I said was, ‘bring me all the bacon!’ Is that understood?!”
Deus has one of the following expressions:
She needs to learn more about life on Earth
—–or—–
I can’t take her ANYWHERE…..
Or maybe both!?
She reminds me of a dear friend (fortunately now living in a city several hours drive away).
It was only possible to take her to any particular resteraunt twice… the second time to apologise.
Eli…
Lorlara is my favorite slightly villainous side character now. I now know that she is Maxima’s favorite Deus employee now.
Macho Man?
Right now, Maxima is probably feeling a lot like Jerry Lawler at the broadcast table.. Minus the microphone.
Something tells me that she’s enjoying this all too much.
Max is clearly having the time of her life and is going to be telling Anvil all about this later.
“Servant! You will bring me all the bacon!”
Haven’t many of us wanted to say that?
Love Max’s reaction to all of this. Love her faces in the third- and second-last panels.
Also it’s nice to see Deus get flustered for a change.
I hope lorlara is in every strip, forever
I have to say, this is the moment when Lorlara became one of my favorite characters.
I wonder if we could get Clancy Brown to do his Lex Luthor voice for Deus. I always “hear” Deus with that voice in my head as I read this comic.
“do NOT misunderstand me, broad, I said ALL the bacon, not a lot of bacon, bring me ALL THE BACON!!”
-alari ron swanson or something XD