Grrl Power #721 – A historic disembarkation
There was a plan in place to get Sydney down without anyone noticing. Cora had a flight path and everything. But that all went out the window when they realized the gig was up, alien wise. They just forgot to call Archon HQ and tell them they were coming in, 5 by 5.
I’ve said it before, but I am nothing resembling a visionary futurist. I don’t think a warp capable starship would utilize hydraulics in their bay doors. Something magnetically driven, or maybe controlled by artificial myomers. If tractor beam technology exists, you could probably use it to swing a door open and shut. I can only imagine the technology would weigh a heck of a lot less that metal tubes full of liquid. It’d probably take a ton more power to work tractor beam driven doors, but if you can crack lightspeed, presumably you’ve got power to spare. I don’t know that weight would necessarily matter all that much, and maybe hydraulics would be more reliable than little telekinesis pods doing all your manual labor, but I think it would seem kind of retro once you have more sophisticated ways of doing stuff like that.
I’ve decided that when Cora said The Interdictor was 160 meters long, she was talking about the main body of the ship, not including the two anti-mass drivers in the front, or the gravity sled. That probably makes more sense considering the size of the cargo bay shown a few pages ago.
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She’s BAAACK!
I knew something like this would happen.
Also, those reporters seem pretty bored considering a starship is landing almost on top of them…
Awestruck
They are reporters.
Reporters are physically unable to experience any kind of surprise or astonishment.
They’re stumped. They can’t figure out how to ask the starship questions.
or how to make the questions sound stupid and trite
Ah, that is your assumption that stupid and trite does not come naturally to them.
A majority of network reporters are shooting for the face at the desk position.
Looking good and being able to badger people until they give the answer you want is par for the course.
If the had better connections they would have been in politics.
Knowledge and intelligence are not on the list of requirements and being able to speak the English language coherently comes a distant third or fourth on the list.
Not all reporters are shooting for work at Faux News Entertainment, so those quals aren’t universal, you know… *lol*
Ah, yes – the fabled Honest Reporters. Legends still are told about them riding in on their rainbow-maned unicorns, in gleaming armours of mithril and aurichalcum, encrowned with golden halos, under the choirs of seraphims singing their praises…
Unfortunately, in the real world we have only Faux News, and their relentless opponents -the presstitutes.
The majority of the fabled Honest Reporters are gone.
Walter Cronkite I think was the last.
Anderson Cooper is close but not yet there. He’s about 8 levels too low to prestige class up.
Anderson Cooper honest? Not even.
Not even?
Odd.
Presstitutes is my new favorite word.
Honest and unbiased reporters only exist in comic books. In the real world every one of them has an agenda and no problem spinning the news to promote their personal biases.
I have been around for more than fifty years.
Those qualities were ubiquitous to all networks in the United States and Canada in the nineteen sixties, and that has continued to be true with unbroken continuity to this day.
Tomorrow’s Headline from the Daily Panicker…
Alien Invaders Plan To Steal All Of Our Quatloos!!!
I don’t know. I think I spy Suzie News in the corner.
Well, firstly – this is a work of fiction; and secondly – Suzie is still young and inexperienced. Give her time and a doze of reality.
But I bet that Suzie will get first interview from her friend Halo. Kinda a big deal, given that this is probably the first CONFIRMED human to leave the solar system and return. (Much like Neil Armstrong was the first to stand on the moon… even if some report that the landing was faked, and considering the fabled Space Nazis of the 4th Reich.)
I guess we will see if Arianna can pull it together and not totally alienate (ha!) the soon to be most famous, relateable (looks normal), interesting (arguably), and marketable icon of Archon.
Arianna only thinks this is as bad as her day is going to get — I see Frix on that ramp, and that likely means a goodbye snogging with Sidney, and then it’ll really get awkward!
I can’t wait.
“I see Frix on that ramp”
Where?
Right side, beside Cora. Zoom in and you can make out his muzzle (as opposed to Sidney, who just makes out with his muzzle).
I went into Patreon, for the double size, I can see him better now! Thanks.
Also he is the only one of the crew not wearing ridiculously tight clothing and stands out that way.
Also Sydney should probably be wearing a muzzle. :P
If Arianna had her way, Sydney would be sporting an infant’s pacifier…Tightly strapped (& locked!) around her head.
That’s called a gag. Dabbler would probably have a few she can loan out.
Precisely. A gag that perfectly resembles an infant’s pacifier. I’m certain that something like that is available somewhere…
:D
Do not Google that! There are lists of people who Googled that! Lists you do not want to be on!
I’m an author. I’m on the to-be-watched lists of those who Google bdsm gags in “interesting” shapes, AND on the watch lists of those who Google “how many people will die or suffer within 100 miles of a 10 megaton nuclear explosion.”
Just because I know tht there must be links for such out there somewhere doesn’t mean that I know any of them, mainly because I don’t want to know place like that. Yes, there’s an old ad hominem line of circular logic that is easily countered when one realizes that “lack of tangible evidence is not the same as evidence of the lack of something.”
If anything in the world can be found at all, there’s someplace on the internet that has it. Many say that there are three distinct layers to the internet, the first being the places where we all can browse around openly & legally.
The next layer is known as the Deep Web, where there is data about things that could be propriety information, such as your personal data, corporate process data (such as KFC’s recipe for 11 herbs & spices, the formula for Coco-Cola, etc) & the like which have good legal reasons to be kept hidden. Hacking into these sites might get you arrested if you get traced.
Then there’s the Dark Web, where the really illegal stuff resides & merely going there can be considered an illegal action…But the kind of people who keep those sites are extreme criminals themselves & won’t report you to authorities, because they will deal with you personally.
It probably doesn’t take much personal discretion to decide where you probably won’t want to look. Here’s a hint: Google is NOT your friend.
On the right.
To the right of Cora, he’s the only member of her crew that doesn’t wear a skintight uniform. Fur tends to make that hard. ;)
@daveB I’m sure we’ll have other technologies but for durability and maintenance,, hydraulics are only slightly less durable than directly driven gears. Hydraulics are also moved with directly driven gears as well. The more complex you make the door the more likely it will break at a critical point. Opening the door would probably be gravity restrained, closing would be actively driven and locked in place to take the load off the driving function.
The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
I’m just going to quietly add myself to The List for at least twice misspelling Sydney’s name. Dammit.
Oh yes the angry Arie face. I wonder if somewhere in the back of her mind she can hear maxima saying I told you so
You can’t have a door unfold by itself without *psssst-fssssssshhh* it doesn’t matter if it is hydraulic or not.
>:(
She was warned that Sydney was potentially a greater PR disaster than Maxima by Maxima herself. The general did not quite believe that especially with her nickname destroyer of mosque but Maxima may have just been proven right.
It was particularly stupid to come up with a convoluted story about her and then expect her to play along with it, especially before being told said story.
And Cora is the one who decided if humans were in-the-know now she wasn’t going to bother being subtle.
If looks could kill: However we know Arianna wont be killing Sydney anytime soon because this is all a flashback and Omnigal still has to school Kopy Kraut.
Honestly I’m a little surprised you didn’t go with the insert name here I’m home kind of greeting
And the Convention that Astra showed up to hasn’t happened yet either.
Hydraulics do two things, movement dampening and movement. Assuming you have things like tractor panels to do your “heavy lifitng” its a space ship so having a mechanical back up [can be run by hand pump if the tractors fail for what ever reason] is just redundancy. If you have the power to crack lightspeed, you arn’t going to be shaving weight everywhere you can. Compare the Saturn V to an Orion drive rocket for instance
You don’t want all the external doors falling open in the event of main power loss. Hand crankable hydraulics and mechanical locks are a must. Along with decent door seals.
At TL 11 (GURPS is my jam when it comes to visualizing ultra-tech stuff) there’s absolutely no excuse for NOT designing your spaceships to be tough little b*stards when the force fields fail. Those hydraulics probably could take a quick dip in chlorine trifluoride. A VERY quick dip, at least.
CF3 is a very vary nasty chemical. Quote: ” It is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers, not to mention asbestos, sand, and water—with which it reacts explosively.”
I know, right? It’s the closest thing to universal solvent we’re ever likely to see.
We would be idiots to try to invent a REAL universal solvent. If we did, there would be no container that could hold it.
…Let that “sink in” for a second<…
Just make it a binary compound (is that the right word?), comes in two containers, both inert themselves, then they becomes a solvent when mixed.
Water, is considered to be the Universal solvent, as it will dissolve gold, if given time.
Even your saliva is a corrosive enzyme…
Super spit, sidekick.
Acid Spit, Hero.
http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3100/fc03031.htm
(And the next few comics… )
Dungeon Keeper Ami for the win.
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Ah very nice to see someone know “Ignition! An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants” or maybe semiconductor science. I love the second part where the author suggests his best solution to accidents: “If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a metal-fluorine fire. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes”
A yes, the classic be somewhere else fast approach to safety.
Since no one else posted links on ClF3:
Writeup (including the classic safety lines already quoted)
Youtube explanation, sadly with static pictures, no actual footage is a gross injustice to the subject.
It’s really hard to overstate how nasty this stuff is.
There are things with which I do not trifle under any circumstances. Angry bears, wolves with a paw in a trap, oleum, florine gas (or liquid), uranium hexafloride, used nuclear fuel rods and CF3 all make the list.
I’m not much bothered by new reactor fuel rods (not used, new), high explosives, nitric, hydrochloric, hydrofloric or sulfuric acids, nor high voltages.
But there’s a few things that are just too touchy to handle without remote equipment. Preferably VERY remote.
Isn’t that from that ‘Things I won’t work with’ essay on the net?
Yes, but it’s citated directly from ignition
You get to manage first contact. An alien ship is going to land in your parking lot and you get to manage the whole show. It will be the finest moment of your career.
And then Sydney.
That’s two rewrites away from being a SitCom theme song.
Also no one told you it was coming.
Also all the reporters just discovered you were lying about Sydney.
Nah, if she’s quick-witted, she was being sequestered IN A SECRET OFFWORLD BASE, while undergoing her super-secret training regimen. Hence, not “lying”, just merely glazing over some “details”.
Haem…
Sydney: “Training? Of course, training! This is Cora, starship captain and adventurer extraordinaire. If you need to learn space travel, she’s the best trainer ever!”
Syd was undergoing remote survival training. For her level of power that meant getting home from across the galaxy.
Well, Sydney managed to survive in her “remote training” but would it be considered “cheating” if she got back by hitchhiking?
Well, maybe not. After all, Dabbler did ask Cora to go pick up Sydney anyway, right? Officially requested transportation, and all of that.
It’s not cheating to solve a poorly-defined problem in an unexpected way, and being abandoned on a foreign planet is the worst field test ever. While she passed it with flying colors (literally, in several senses), the actual events are not at all the assignment Arianna wants to present publicly. Especially without a chance to hear what actually happened first.
It’s a type of field test that (as a plotline) worked well for Robert Anson Heinlein, who wrote “Tunnel In The Sky” in 1955.
I was thinking the same thing. Also, to a lesser extent ‘Have Spacesuit, Will Travel’.
Actually it seems like a perfectly fine test – for surviving when stranded on a planet. The trouble is said skills may not translate very well to anything else.
At that point Arianna had a wonderful awful idea. She explains to the news persons that
Sydney was chosen for alien first contact because she runs a comic book store. She has been exposed to every available scenario and can handle the situation in case complications arise.
Arianna: “She was the most genre-saavy, so we figured we’d save time making her mankind’s galactic ambassador without bothering to consult anyone. It makes perfect sense if you’re hip.”
Reporters: “That’s the worst-”
Arianna: “Bup bup bup! Only if you’re hip!“
“You’re so unhip that it’s a wonder your bum doesn’t fall off.”
~Zaphod Beeblebrox
A lot of mechanical stuff like doors on ships (the nautical kind) have a manual override so if the servos/hydraulics fail you can open a valve or unlatch something and get to work manually pumping/cranking/turning/etc. Cora’s crew might have the means to fabricate any component on board and thus do all kinds of repairs in transit but if a hull door mechanism fails you really don’t want to have to degas a compartment to replace it (or even the entire ship if it doesn’t have internal airtight bulkheads) if only because it’s an inconvenience. And besides hydraulics have their own industrial aesthetic charm, you could have a biomechanical ship with sphincters which are not only convenient but reliable and efficient but do you really want to be seen squeezing through sphincters all the time?
And (unlike StarDreck) the override doesn’t use the same fricken computers that the aliens just took over. It uses a modernized 19th century electrical off-fricken on switch, or better yet, purely mechanical hand crank of some type.
Rant over. I feel better, thank you for your concern.
A software override implies a system with user profiles with that each have their own permissions so you “override” someone by removing their permissions, what I find incredibly amusing about this is that it implies every reasonably large ship has its own onsite IT support staff.
The ship has been hacked by the enemy! Turns out the first officer responded to a phishing email about singles looking for men in uniform. The crisis is resolved when they find a ventilation shaft that leads to the server room, it’s too small to crawl through so someone yells into it, the grouchy voice of the domain administrator yells back “fuck off”, they annoy him until he gives them new passwords and “overrides” the intruders.
When they retake the bridge they find a first level IT person showing the enemy how to use the controls and he’s like “oh you assholes are back already”.
Yeah. You must have seen the designs for the new US Navy ships.
https://breakingdefense.com/2018/05/the-navys-potential-new-frigate-connects-crew-lots-of-space-for-commandos/
https://www.defensenews.com/naval/2019/01/29/the-us-navy-looking-to-ease-into-its-unmanned-robot-ship-future/
The combined catamaran / naval destroyer look on that 2nd link really amuses me for some reason.
“own onsite IT support staff. ”
Cora’s ship has one, Frix.
To be fair, that all your base meme. Oof.
Also not phoning ahead was breathtakingly bone-headed. Seriously what the hell, Sydney?
Well, Dabbler surely knew about them coming soon(-ish) – but even she probably wasn’t banking on her friend being roped by Sydney in sudden decision to park the ship in front of the main entrance simply because some other aliens already broke the Masquerade.
To be fair, that decision was Cora’s.
True, but when the captain says “We probably don’t need to avoid those mines.” it’s still on the crew to say “sure, but let’s try to avoid them anyway.”
Ultimately the decision is the Captain’s, therefore the responsibility is the Captain’s.
Completely unannounced?
I can see at least a call to air traffic control.
Not so much asking permission as telling them to reroute around the area.
Mixing Memes, Sydney? Really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
Could be worse: https://xkcd.com/550/
If Arianna is upset now, just wait for the “and I brought Alari refugees” reveal.
Nah, that’s good news for Arianna. The USA suddenly having Alari refugees to shelter — all due to The Mighty Halo’s heroic efforts, yadda yadda — will make everything all better. It’s certainly more newsworthy than PR Director Makes Ambiguous Statements To Protect Vital Space Mission — HEY! AMERICA WAS THE FIRST* COUNTRY TO GO INTERSTELLAR!!!!! — Featuring Plucky Heroine Who Did We Mention Saved A Bunch Of Telegenic Refugees?
Moe Lane
*Deus opens mouth. Deus closes mouth. Deus shrugs, because the timeline suggests that they were first anyway and he wasn’t really all *that* cool with claiming to do things that he didn’t actually do.
….. rather than the comment I was about to make that may well have provoked a political flame war in the comments section, let me just say that I’m less than optimistic that all quarters of the U.S. will meet these refugees with open arms.
Oh there will be open arms though some of them will be of the fire variety from what I have groked over the last few years on the goings on over there.
Remember, though, that as of present time in Grrl Power, it’s still Obama’s first term. Given the timeline it’s very likely Trump won’t become the next President after him– actually, I expect it will be Deus in the next phase of his grand plan.
Well Cooter did get murdered in broad daylight by an Alari. And Cooter is who many ‘Muricans would identify with….
Actually, crass older people still focused on sex are pretty much an “ick” factor in every subculture.
Cooter is a universally unsympathetic character much like the Wicked stepmother in Cinderella.
And very definitely, Cooter was only representative of a very, very, small minority stereotype.
I beg your pardon, I’m 67, 68 in Nov.
Waiting Maxima breaking the barrier of sound to hug sidney ;)
Extralong hug for leaving Arianna in such predicament.
I’m glad that you managed to sidestep Space Ship Penis Syndrome. Novel designs are few and far in between, and look either like mega-planes or bricks. This one came out actually okay!
I still stick to my claim of a few dozen pages ago that the ship turns out to be the hand of some giant mega-robot (made up of other ships flown by a plucky band of pilots in various colored uniforms).
Dabbler’s lab makes up the chest
Dabbler’s lab?!? More likely makes up the crotch.
My suggestion – less video games and more anime.
I still want to see some cities in flight powered by spindizzys.
How does it work?
No idea. Just works. Not all that fast mind ya so we’s got dem sleeper chambers for da long haul.
Don’ get to close. Dere’s’a whack load of Alpa and Beta particles being spwed.
Let the hilarity resume!
Arianna, you forgot the basic rule: NEVER TELL A LIE THAT CAN BE FALSIFIED. Evade, evade, evade, but do not say “Sydney is in a known location” when she is NOT.
She knew that Max new where she was. But, yeah. She sould have evade.
Arianna: “…. and yes, as you can now see, Scoville’s extensive training includes the now-obviously-relevant and -highly-needed skill of extraterrestrial relations.”
Newsie: “So does that mean Halo’s now some sort of ambassador?”
Sydney: “YES!”
Arianna: “NO!”
Arianna: “In fact, we’re going to take all of you inside immediately for exclusive, individual interviews. In the dungeon, er, press quarters. You won’t be allowed to publish for at least a month *cough if ever cough* but think of the exclusive anecdotes you’ll have!”
Whoa! Ryk E. Spoor is here!? Love your work, I’ve been a fan since Boundary came out.
But…But…Sydney IS in a known location. She’s right there where everyone can see her!
(snerk)
You say they wouldn’t use hydraulics, but they work really well. So just simulate them with hard light.They are window dressing to keep the natives from dropping to their knees in worship.
On another note, do Sydney’s new glasses contain a HUD? Tractor beam emitters to stay on in flight? Tracking beacon? We know Dabbler doesn’t give out technology, but Cora may.
Arriana: “My car!”
So Arianna is this universes version of George? I’m not sure how I feel about that…
(assuming you’re referencing this -> http://egscomics.com/comic/2010-10-11 )
Well, his car was injured against damage by monsters, I do not think Ariannas is insured against getting parked upon by an spaceship.
I thought it was from some cartoon. Phineas and Ferb maybe.
I seem to remember when my nephews were little and the tv was on, some cartoon they watched had like every episode when some explosion happened or something big was tossed off screen someone yelled, “My car!”
she just commit the ultimat sin. the one thing you never do. make the pr people look bad. lol
Well, except this is Ariana we’re talking about. Messing with her PR spiels is the unofficial sport of Archon.
It is.
One supposes that they must compete in some way, like they do with “Make Maxima Say” Bingo.
Perhaps how scoring works will be explained eventually.
In which case, Sydney just went to the top of the leader board! :D
In case of a water landing, Arianna’s lips may be used as a flotation device.
It would have been more accurate to borrow a Dick Cheney-ism and say “The Mighty Halo is in an known-unkown location”, meaning that Ariana knows that she doesn’t know where Sydney is.
Her location is classified at this time. Accurate and true.
In which case it would be “The Mighty Halo is in an unknown-known location” – which would mean: her location is known, but the location of said location is unknown for whatever reason (regardless of it being classified, undisclosed, unspecified, or genuinely unknown).
That’s just so Sydney. Okay, Ariana, PR spin-doctor powers ACTIVATE! Also shouldn’t it be, “All of your Quatloos belong to us.” or, ” All of your Quatloos are ours.”?
The bad grammar is part of the meme.
*crosses “Find someone who is completely unfamiliar with the ‘Zero Wing / All Your Base Are Belong To Us’ meme off his bucket list”
Seriously, Mr_Vest. Google it up. That meme took half of forever to die, too. ;-D
What do you mean dead?
It would take a bus full of RIAA MPAA lawyers to kill that one.
Heck, I remember the time when you couldn’t swing CATS’ left leg without hitting an AYBABTU reference…some time back around the mid-2000’s. Compared to those days, AYBABTU is dead.
But then again, Sydney just threw out an AYBABTU reference in today’s strip, so I’ll concede on the “dead” thing. How about “On life support,” or maybe “Living as a recluse in Oregon”? ;-p
In its house on internet dead AYBABTU lies dreaming.
Such blasphemous words – a secret sign by which eon-old trolls – born in the dark ages of ARPA and BBS: before the Return of Yobs, before the Coming of Zukk, before even DotNet itself – recognize each other…
It took longer than “half of forever” for that meme to die than it took for Half-Life 3 to come out.
I had to Google Quatloos.
Knew AYB though.
I wager 100 Triskelion Quatloos on Sydney giving an aneurysm to Arianna before the comic is done.
I wager 200 quatloos that the aneurysm you speak of has already occurred.
I wager 309 Triskelion Quatloos that not only has the aneurysm you both speak of already occurred, but we we’ll witness a second one before the comic is over
Ah, learned something new…or old. Well, I’m in the know and knowing is half the battle. Thanks!
So, then…all your internet knowledge are belong to us? ;-)
Yo, Joe!
Er, I mean, Mr_Vest.
That’s so Sydney! Okay, Ariana, PR spin-doctor powers ACTIVATE! Also, shouldn’t it be, “All of your Quatloos belong to us.” or, “All of your Quatloos belong are ours.”?
I mean, ”All of your Quatloos are ours.”? Sorry for the double post.
https://youtu.be/8fvTxv46ano
No. Sydney has the meme right. Google ‘ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!’ if you want to go down the rabbit hole.
Base, singular.
Next comic,Maxima swoops down and spirits Sydney inside….! Leaving Cora to field the reporters’s questions.
I like the hydraulic doors. Very C-130’ish. Sydney looks like she grew up a little bit in the time she’s been gone… Quatloos aside.
The spaceship ramp used in ‘Mars Attacks!’ or ‘Flight of the Navigator’ would be better for First (2nd?) Contact.
The novel ‘Childhood’s End’ had a ramp made of gravity plates to avoid the poor first impression of Gary Larson’s illustration.
Well, she DID kinda get, you know, laid by a Space Woof. ;)
I don’t think she actually got laid – although losing your virginity to a alien furry in a spacecraft traveling FTL should be her fangirl dream….
Nooo, I’ll bet real money that Sydney is no virgin.
No bet.
Stated in the comic description.
Now betting Sydney has not done anything physically possible [or impossible for that matter] is rash, but she has her tropes to live up/down to. One of these is the virgin. If she gets laid, the script would need a new virgin and it is much less trouble for her to almost get some a dozen or so times than to have to make a bunch of girls whose only real plot point is to get opened.
Honestly hydraulic doors make some sense. Consider, in my pocket I have a communications device powerful enough to emulate a cutting edge 1950s computer at full speed, but when I look at our little tractor I’m very aware that apart from using different alloys, someone from the 1950’s could understand it well enough to maintain it. This is not because our tractor is an anachronism, but because the basic technology is still the simplest, most efficient (and let’s not forget cheapest) solution. So you could use an energy field/tractor beam to keep the main door shut, but why bother when a hydraulic solution is cheaper, simpler, and frankly, works well enough to not need an upgrade?
Oh?
So, not a John Deere then?
I read somewhere that 3rd party repairs and parts were forbidden.
The engine computer would lockup.
(Maybe I’m thinking of the huge machines RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR FOOD!!!)
No, ours is a Kubota (because our property is only 8ha, so a huge machine suitable for tilling the Ponderosa would be overkill :-) ). I didn’t know that John Deere were so strict in repairs/parts, though as that’s a feature they decided to include rather than one they needed to include I think my argument still holds.
“the basic technology is still the simplest, most efficient (and let’s not forget cheapest) solution.”
The KiSS principle in action, (Keep it simple stupid.:”
Indeed. Sure, you could build a molecular transporter powered by a self-contained antimatter wormhole that fits in your pocket, and use that to take water from the river to fill your koi pond, but what does that really get you that a hydraulic ram with only 2 moving parts doesn’t? Which would you rather maintain?
Aside from following the Rule of Cool (TVTropes warning!), it’s a terrible idea and any engineer/architect putting it into their design should be fired.
Ah, the bygone days of playing Might & Magic 2 and leveling up stats with Quatloos….
Hydraulics make a lot of sense if you’re worried about power failures, or killing power for stealth reasons, or so forth. A tractor beam (probably) won’t work on a hand crank, but hydraulics will. If nothing else you’d want at least one emergency hatch that can be opened by hand.
…. what makes less sense is that the emergency hand-operated hatch doesn’t appear to be part of an emergency hand-operated airlock.
Why would the large ramp be used as an emergency crank-operated hatch?
It’s much more sensible to have a small airlock somewhere that can be hand-cranked if needed.
WWII heavy bomers had emergency hand-cranks for the undercarriages, but it could take from 15 – 30 minutes to fully crank them out…
Can you imagine that that ramp could be cranked any faster?
That’s a lot of time being wasted.
It makes sense, if we assume that the hatch the crew are using for their grand entrance is not the only hand-operable hatch on the ship, and that there are (smaller) hand-operable airlocks elsewhere. This one looks large enough to be a main hatch for the cargo hold, and therefore only to be used when hold and exterior are already under the same conditions; for an emergency airlock hatch, something closer to Humanoid-sized would be faster both to crank and to cycle.
That doesn’t mean that the main cargo hatch should not be hand-crankable even if slow, as it’s still the best way to access and retrieve the cargo in the case of mission-terminal power loss. But having separate emergency airlock hatches (multiple and widely distributed, for parallel operation and damage redundancy) lets the crew use them for any repairs work needed – be that to get the ship properly back under way, or just into safer conditions for transshipping the cargo.
Sydney is without a doubt keeping Arianna frustratingly on her toes where the press is concerned and making her look for a raise while she’s at it.
Though it could be said that Sydney did a fair amount of lowering some fears by her coming off the ship cracking jokes…That is if they get the pop culture references and don’t take her seriously.
The GP press has a history of putting Sydney’s comments right into the news feed.
Whether they are really that clueless or someone in the office enjoys blatant satire at their respected news organization is open to debate.
DaveB! Where is the alien fog? You never open a spaceship on a new planet without powerful backlighting and alien fog. For shame!
Seconded, it’s always important to get the mist right.
Agreed. I am somewhat disappointed.
First contact was exciting. Second contact? Not so much.
Wait a minute…
Quatloos…
Quatloos…
Chatles?!..
The Earth is a Patsakian planet confirmed?
I want you to know, that’s not what Sydney was going for, but I get and appreciate that reference
Koo.
Sydney’s definitely going to be in trouble for not calling in first. But at least she didn’t come off the ship and either spill the beans about her own interstellar capabilities, or say anything that made it explicit that she had not been off on a training mission.
Arc-Dark Telepath (and geek): “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”
Arc-Dark Ninja: “Someone just upset Arianna then.”
Arc-Dark Scout: “$200 it’s Syndey!!”
I suspect starships will use a lot of compliant mechanisms, a technology we’re just getting into. Veritasium’s video from 2019-03-12 is about those.
I have to ask, are “nanoo-nanoo” and “quatloos” really references that someone of Sidney’s apparent age would even have heard of? I mean, “quatloos” maybe. As a young geek, probably some older geek sat her down and told her she had to watch a selection of classic Trek episodes.
But Mork and Mindy ended in 1982, and Sidney was probably born sometime in the 90’s. What next, a joke about Nixon?
You question her knowledge of a show from the late 70s but not one from the late 60s?
Her other superpower is genre savvy.
Also those shows are viewable today.
I don’t think my kids have ever seen an episode of Mork & Mindy, but they still know “Nanoo nanoo”. Once something enters the culture, you don’t need to have seen the source to know it.
I was born in ’89 and I watched Mork and Mindy in the mornings before school. Reruns are a thing.
I also know the Partidge Family opening, but I could only ever watch the opening, since the bus came after that.
Born in ’82, and watched the 1936 Flash Gordon series before school, as well as other vintage sci-fi shows.
Two words: Nerd-parents.
I’ve seen, and participated in this, with my nerd friends with kids. The kids are exposed to the best of nerdom through the filter of their parents. Kids dragged off to conventions, renfests, re-enactments, etc…; and exposed to other nerds and their hobbies. What is truly cool, is that once the kids get old enough, they reciprocate, thus keeping the parents, and grandparents current.
To allow the big door to close, the hydraulic pistons should be anchored higher up, not on the outer frame. As it is, they would get in the way of closing the door. To counteract the air pressure difference pushing on that big door, you will want the door pistons to be aligned with the general direction of movement, and not have to rotate out of the way.
While other systems may be lighter, hydraulics have the advantage that they can be locked in a position and not spend any energy to stay in that position.
god it’s like i can feel the rage of ariana from here, and i’m in france, in the real world…
Someone set her up the bomb.
France? Real world? Preposterous!
Everybody knows that France is nothing but a fairy-tale – just like Belgium, or Mongolia.
One of the biggest failings of futurists historically has been change for the sake of change. They have a habit of thinking up a new way of doing something and equating that with better then replacing the old thing in universally with their new thing. Moving sidewalks, video phones, nuclear powered flying cars, etc. The problem is that the new simply does not add enough to cover the downsides be it expense, embarrassment or staggeringly high loss of life.
Hydraulics work reliably in almost any situation it is very likely that there would be advances especially in material making them lighter and stronger and less prone to freezing but most of the possible replacements we can think up have major potential downsides of their own that outweigh the potential benefits over the simpler system. They will probably still be relevant at least as a backup system for a very long time.
Futurists like shiny things that are cool.
Engineers like things that work and get the job done. They also like for things to have backups.
You can operate a piston manually in an emergency. The only other option to get a door open in an emergency is explosive charges which then require repairs.
I’m assuming they are just shock absorbers, not part of the actual operating mechanism.
Probably not shock absorbers they are in the wrong place for that. They might be unpowered support struts like you see on car trunks. The problem there is it is a spaceship and those usually require an atmosphere for non hydraulic setups and if you have the hydraulics anyway you might as well add a pump.
Oh come one Arianna, dont be mad at Sydney. She wasn’t the one that decided to land the ship in the open. Besides, who could get mad at a face like Sydney’s? XD
I like that Sydney is making a Mork and Mindy reference, there…
“5 by 5” is a response to a radio check.
The first number is the signal strength and the second number is the transmission clarity. Both are rated 1 to 5, with 1 being the weakest/worst and 5 being the strongest/best.
Some organisations use words instead of numbers and omit the “by”, but almost all follow the strength then clarity ordering.
Or there is old school:
“Eenie Meenie Minie Moe, How do you read my radio. ”
Which might be answered:
“Fee Fi Fo Fum, loud and clear with a little hum.”
The military allowed it to be named ‘walkie-talkie’ after all – who says they have no sense of humor?
Readability/Strength/Tone.
“5 by 5” lasted only a few months. Somehow it entered the lexicon and remained even after signal strength could go up to 9.
I always used words when I worked in Signals. We never used to check Tone.
No, no, no. She was supposed to say “Ehhh. What’s up, Doc?”
“I’m Baaaaaaaack!!!!!”
Heeeeres Sydney!
“Everybody remember where we parked.”
If Sydney wanted to get meta, she could say “Take me to my leader!”
Oh please yes! That would be the best possible way for her to legitimately ask to report to Max while still infuriating Arianna.