Grrl Power #62 – A memorable start to her interviewing career
So a little wall or text-y unfortunately. I didn’t see a good way to break this one in to two pages and have enough content for a full second page, but the advantage of a cramped page this week means the next page will be Maxima’s interview, which means I can upgrade her who’s who badge to something other than “Mysterious Golden Woman.” It also means I need to finally name the team. Unfortunately I’m stuck at FSWAT (Federal Super Weapons and Tactics) which is serviceable but not quite as catchy as I’d like. Really I’d prefer something unique and googleable, so stuff like “Spartans” or “Phalanx” or other cool sounding words are out, leaving me mostly with (hopefully cool sounding) acronyms. Since the team is a new branch of the military, acronyms containing “Squad” doesn’t quite make sense, since I’m looking for a name for the whole division, not just one team. Acronyms containing Corps of Force would work I suppose.
I had played with something like Arc Corps, or Arch Corps, since the team is comprised of the super elite. That doesn’t make for a cool acronym but it’s fairly unique as far as I’m aware, plus I could call team members Arc Troops or Arc Knights or something. I like FEAR, from the video game, that sounds cool but isn’t unique obviously. For anyone not aware, FEAR stands for First Encounter Assault Recon, but my team is neither First Encounter nor Recon. They’re the ones that people call when they realize they can’t handle whatever super powered menace is confronting them. They’re more like Last Encounter if anything. Assault suits them, but they’re more than just a fighting force. While they aren’t engineers, you can imagine what super strong flyers could to in terms of building or repairing bridges, so an all encompassing acronym or name for the team continues to elude me. Suggestions are welcome. If someone comes up with something that’s a clear winner, maybe I’ll do a commission for them or gift them a shirt or something.
By the way I have a terrible (at the moment) looking store here with Sydney’s “Always. Expect. Ninjas.” in shirt form. I’ll add to the store with a shirt of the Grrl Power logo and some other ideas as I come up with them (and have time to draw them.) Also someone asked for a mug so I’ll set that up this week as well.
I didn’t mean to hit the meme well twice in a row, I won’t make a habit of it. I think memes are one of the best thing about the internet, the crowd-sourced iteration of humor, but I don’t feel like I’m writing my own jokes when I rely on them too heavily. Obviously Sydney is more than familiar with them though so it’s only natural that she’d bust ’em out every once in a while.
ok,, now that is just precious ,, the boss reference,, and the reporter asking to keep profanity down,, and her trying and then using shit :)
Also gotta wonder if “spunk factory” might have slipped in under the radar.
wait a minute,, is she blushing in the top right corner?,,,,,,, somehow that seem unsydney-like of her :)
i mean,, it a far to normal reaction:)
Yeah, I added in the blush cause for a split second, Sydney realizes that untold thousands could be watching this (whoever is watching breaking news at Lunch:30) but the moment she starts talking, that goes right out the window.
First?
I had to do it at least once.
Dagnab my hesitation!
And I’ve always been terrible at acronyms, so no help there.
sorry grey but it was my turn to be first commentator :)
OMG that was funny. “Dialed that shit in.” WTG Sydney. I have two mid-tertms today, thanks for starting me off with a laugh.
WRT the team name, speaking from military experience, there is usually less than no relationship between a units designation and it’s function. Especially for an oddball unit likes this, they might as well be the Metahuman research and deployment office (Merdo? Maybe not) as FEAR or what ever. Probably they’d pick a cool sounding word for PR and build an acronym around it.
My idea for an acronym for the team:
L.E.A.F. = Last Encounter Arch (or Assault) Force
I really like the whole easy to understimate potential of the name.
“Who did you say they were sending after us?”
“LEAF, sir.”
“This should be easy enough to take care o….” as Max swoops in and grabs the leader by his shirt collar.
If you’re thinking F-Swat for Federal Super Weapons and Tactics, perhaps you could change it a bit to FemSWAT: Federal Emergency Super Weapons and Tactics. Basically the same meaning, but gets the whole Fem thing in there. They are an all-female team, after all!
Hah hah, the team is actually 30-40% guys, I just haven’t shown many of them yet besides the disguised Achilles and Mr. Amorphous.
Oh but it is called grrl power so should have more female supers. I was actually thinking the same thing. Maybe have fswat and mswat. Kind of like the YMCA and the YWCA.
how about something like :special situation and encounter response team,,, or special situation and encounter division,, thus ssert,, or ssaed,,,or maybe somethin like,, Metahuman And Super Tactical Encounter Releif Squadron.,,, or MASTERS
Metahuman Assault Tactics and Rescue squad.: MATRS (Said like Matters)
I like the sound of “special situation and encounter response team”: ‘situation’ could easily cover anything from a Cuban Super Crisis to putting out wildfires, while ‘encounter’ makes it clear that they also handle the initial assessment of unknown Supers. However, I think it’d work better as an acronym if we could find an A-word to go at the start: ASSERT. (I’m hesitant to use “American”, as it makes international collaboration awkward outside of Australia, Austria, and Azerbaijan.) Not only does ASSERT make a fair description of the team’s work from what I’ve seen so far, but it sounds good for shouting across a war room. (Maxima probably vetoed ASSETS almost before it was suggested: she strikes me as a bit touchy like that.)
Perhaps a slight modification to “Augments and Superpowers Situation and Encounter Response Team”? In a superpowered universe, it’s only a matter of time before some Baseline who missed out on the Power lottery decides to give themselves serious technological upgrades to compensate – in fact, I’d be inclined to have a go myself in that situation. Dabbler already has a cybernetic arm with integral teleporter, but I don’t know whether that gets a Clarke-III exemption along the lines of “alien technology indistinguishable from magic”. Of course, since Peggy lost a leg in Iraq she may have an Augment-level replacement, which would let the team cover all the available bases in terms of Super origins: you’ve already got the Intrinsic (Maxima, Anvil, Harem), the Item (Halo), and the Alien (Dabbler). (There isn’t a Magical on the team, but they don’t really fit into this setting.)
Dabbler supposedly has magical capabilites.
True. Given all that I’ve heard of Dabbler, it might be a heckuva lot simpler just to list those things she CAN’T do.
…grow a penis…?
Point conceded. I was mainly thinking in terms of the “a wizard did it” origin story of some superheroes, but if Dabbler has genuine magic then it may well be accessible to humans as well. (Assuming Dabbler’s magic to be genuine, rather than of the Clarke-III sort.)
well, as fopr the store,, how about the small picture of sidney’s face from last page where she does the silly and oh so cute face,,with a small comment like;;there is always a time when you realise you are just silly,,,,, well maybe not so little :)
oh and i mean as a design for shirt or mugs or whatever
Since a lot of SWAT teams are already operated by the federal government, FSWAT seems rather redundant. Additionally, if you pull from the entire history of humanities creative writing there are very few acronyms that have not been used already so I suggest just finding one that sounds cool to you and not worrying much about whether it will be unique in wikipedia.
My proposal: SPECTR- Super Powered Engagement Containment and Threat Response
Hmm, I did not know that about SWAT teams. I thought they were all just extensions of local police forces.
First i got to say great comic. Love it. For acronym STAR (Super Tactical Assault and Respons) witch makes them the STAR Squad. Now theres a name they can PR to death. :-)
Actually, many local and state (and possibly federal, IDK) law enforcement organizations employ one or more STAR – Special Tactics and Rescue – teams. Generally they receive full SWAT training, plus some additional hostage rescue and medical training. They tend to be a lot more covert than SWAT teams.
(I can’t reveal how I know this … )
;)
The obvious team name would be the Super-Human Initiative for Training in Strategy, Techniques, Operations, Recon and Manuevers. ;-)
That’s a good one. Can I steal it for use in a supers game sometime?
Reminds me of Red Dwarf and “The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society”.
That is epic, lol. XD
Team name suggestion: PowerCorps
General McGeneralness: “It’s gone to hell, get PowerCorps on the line… We need to get the PC’s down here.”
I like that one too.
It is good but some how reminds me of Power Rangers.
Reminds me of Kurt Busiek’s Power Company.
I can soo see Sydney doing a parody of the Like a Boss song :)
Why not use the name of the comic? Genetic Rapid Response League or something like that. so you can send in the girls!
Team name suggestion: Enhanced American Services Nice general sounding name that can be anything you want it to.
The older man in panel 4 looks like Stan Lee. Was that on propose?
It wasn’t on purpose but after I drew it I totally thought that too.
Well as we all know a Stan Lee cameo is obligatory in any good superhero movie. Here’s hoping you get that far.
That holds true only for MARVEL films. Stan Lee doesn’t have cameos in other superhero movies.
Whether intentional or not, the implication appears to be that only Marvel makes good superhero movies, a sentiment I am inclined to agree with, accepting the Dark Knight saga as an anomaly.
Yes Marvel is not the only brand of superhero movies but it has the most consistent quality so it is the first to come to mind. I am a big fan of Batman but some of those movies were real turkeys, Maybe Marvel has better quality control I’m not sure but generally their movies are better.
Ah Sydney. I foresee many lols to come.
How about Super Encouter Assult and Recon Team. SEAR Team sounds suitably badass, yet still applicable to a larger group of agents (ie. SEAR Teams)
Military SEAR team? Might get confused with the (real) Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape (SERE) school (where members of the military learn what to do when everything goes south).
That interview is going even better than I expected.
As regards what to call the team, it *might* be easier to select a suitably kick-ass team name, then just acronym that.
Then too, whilst the group might have a suitably military-sounding acronym, there might also be a team name specifically for use by the public. Given the importance that certain people are giving toi the PR side of things, I would expect that both would be VERY carefully selected so as to avoid any possible ,… problems.
OK, how the heck did I get that in Bold?
Caffine closed his bold with the / on the wrong side of the b, somehow that bled over to the rest of the comments. I fixed it.
Emergency Supers Command for Aprehension and Protection in Extreme Situations, The ESCAPES, or just the ESC (Hit the ESC button man!)
I guess my creativity is at a low atm
I like this, but doesn’t really add intimidating factor, then again, neither does SEALS.
That and would you trust a team to capture someone when their name is ESCAPES?
The interview actualy went better than I thought it would, I thought she would go into one of her cussing rants and hit Youtube gold. Oh well, maby next time she’s being interviewed or is in front of some camera she can be a Youtube star.
POWER.
Parahuman & Offensive Weapons Emergency Response? Covers both those with abilities and those with oddball tech or foci.
Power Operations Something Enhanced Response? No brags about creativity here either – just that using the word “Power” seems like one possible approach. Fits in with both what they are about AND the strip name.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, dude, that’s one hella cool word play :D Le Me is stealin’ it ;p Meh, kiddin, if I ever use it, I’ll make sure they kno’ where it came from ;p
;) No worries. We’ll split the royalties.
I really hope dave sees this one, because that is basically it. The O in power needs more punch than “offensive”; makes it sound like sharp sticks and broken bottles are a definite possibility.
A super hero team going under the name of anything like “Super” or “Power” or “Hero” seems super campy to me, but I agree it does tie in with the name of the comic. Is it weird that I like that the name of the comic and the team are unrelated? (at the moment) In Masamune Shirow’s Appleseed, the main characters were on a team called eSWAT, which rolls off the tongue a bit better than FSWAT admittedly. Never knew what the “e” stood for, if anything. Maybe elite?
I actually had a super hero team (when I say “I had a super hero team” I mean it like most people do, in that I thought of it and never did anything with it) called Power House, it was comprised entirely of superheros that had energy powers. A lightning guy, a fire girl, etc. Seems like kind of a cool idea until they fight “Energy Absorbing Guy” Anyway I thought it was clever cause my main superhero team was called Slaughter House, which doesn’t sound all that heroic, but they were where I housed all my really powerful heroes. To give you an idea, Maxima eventually wound up on the team, and was arguably not the most powerful member.
Anyway, I’m suddenly enamored with calling the team ArcSWAT, Arc being like Arcangels, presumable the highest of the elite, and lets me break the team into squads called stuff like ArcAngels, ArcKnights, ArcTroops or whatever, which I like. Hmm. I know the POWER acronym has merrits, but does anyone violently object to ArcSWAT? I know it doesn’t roll off the tongue but it’s unique AFAIK and lets me have fun with some other aspects.
ArcSWAT is already something… a soil and water assessment tool.
Why not just ARC?
Active Response Corps or something like that?
ARC maybe a bit too plain. A good PR name has a subliminal message element to it that draws people to it sub-consciously. I would go with something like National Operations of American Hero’s Active Response Core or NOAH’s ARC.
The story of Noah’s Ark is about being protected, and the religious ties suggest morality. I threw American in the “A” slot to appeal to patriots, another subliminal ploy.
You can also keep any “ARC” sub-groups with this name like ARC angels etc.
That sounds way too cool to be a gardening implement. “Hand me the U.L.T.R.A. S.C.A.R.” / “OMG that sounds cool, what is it?” / “A salt shaker.”
DaveB. I am undoubtedly stating the incredibly obvious, but whatever names / acronyms make your shortlist, your first move should be to Google them and any variations thereof. Repeatedly.
U.L.T.R.A.S.C.A.R. – Utility for Lending to the Taste of Rations by Application of Sodium Chloride to the Aforementioned Rations. Totally a salt shaker.
Perhaps a bit clumsy, but a challenge was put forth, and I accepted.
And there’s an elite group of clones called ARC-troopers in the Star Wars Clone War timeline.
Playing on the correlation between Corps and Core…
Iron Corps
You could go with the common “all female squad” name of Valkyries. But I think you want something a bit more original.
Well my creativity is at a Monday morning low until the Caffeine kicks in but I think using part of what was mentioned in that wall of text may be most appropriate. Also an acronym does not have to use all the letter or only one letter from each word.
“of Last Resort” just screams to be incorporated in there somewhere but then again a code name does not have to have anything to do with the organizations corporate name.
International Rescue used the PR name Thunderbirds, so there is hope for putting something together that makes some sort of logical sense.
Maybe something like SHADO or THRUSH or UNCLE …… aaaargh … need caffeine ….
i don’t mind the text, i needed a good laugh
Super Human Operations, Offensive Tactics, and Emergency Response. (SHOOTER) Sorry, I’m not the best at naming things.
ERASE Corps.- Emergency Response and Assault Supers Exchange Corps. Exchange, because it’s a group that allows Supers to meet with each other, and ERASE, because it erases evil from society. Plus, it sounds badass.
Ha i would pay good money to see an interview like that actually air but the frigin FCC charges five thousand bucks a fuck so i can only assume that the curse word charge is the same so either the station gets uber high rationg to pay for allthe fines ore it goe belly up
Five thousands bucks a fuck? Then I’m really outta luck. That’s more then Heidi Fleiss was charging me.
:P Gotta love Eric Idle
Hmm, why an acronym? Meta Force, short for Metahuman Force. Or Meta Corps. Or
Metahuman Advanced Engagement Team and Hostile Engagement and Advanced Defense?
Superhuman Unified Combat Engagement Rescue?
Advanced Superhuman Special Hostile Operations and Legal Engagement?
Unified Superhuman Operations? (Had to have a clean one.)
I was thinking an Acronym would be the only way I’d avoid other common cool sounding names, but the most acronyms are designed to just be cool words anyway.
You know, suddenly I’m thinking of a comic where it’s basically a whiteboard of rejected acronyms, both good and bad, with Arianna pulling her hair out and Max going “No we’re not calling ourselves the S.H.I.T.C.A.N.s!”
Then there’s the Bureau of Metahuman Supremacy.
Or Protective Metahuman Service.
Unified Superhuman Association
World Terrorist Force… naw, that’s for villains.
Cooperative Operatives for Protective Services
Legal Operatives Legation Rescue Operations Force Logistic Military Association Organization
“No we can’t call ourselves the Super Human Interdiction Team. Gen. Smith on the oversight counsel loves acronyms.”
How about Metahuman Operation Service Teams? Then you can have individual team names, in addition to the Government Issue team number, like Navy air squadrons.
If you want something realistic, the U.S. Government tends towards unimaginative three letter acronyms (probably because they look nice on the badges). FBI, DHS, CIA, etc. so you could go with something like Department of Super Resources (DSR), Agency of Last Resort (ALR), Extra-special Defense Agency (EDA), Office of Dynamic Defense (ODD), Bureau for Crisis Situations (BCS), or even General Response League (GRL).
that General Response League or GRL fits in with the webpage name too
DHS sounds like Department of Human Services (Alabama is Department of Human Resources), or a High School
DHS is Department of Homeland Security
Battle Logistics Assistance Recon Group
Weaponized Hero Assault and Mediation Force
Superior Assault and Utility Command Executive
Hah hah BLARG, or Sydney’s favorite exclamation.
And he is my two cents on the squad name League Of Superheros and Emergancy Reponse Squad (LOSERS) I tho im sure most would
But if you really wanna work the comic name into the acronym then you are going to have to go with Global Rescue and Recovery League of Parahumans and Offensive Weaponry Experts and Research or GRRLPOWER for short but that my 2 cents on the subject
My (bad) ideas for team names…
1. Federal Emergency Taskforce of United Supers (FETUS)
2. Super Emergency Monitoring and Encounter Nationals (SEMEN)
3. United States Elite Law Enforcement Security Service (USELESS)
4. Intelligence Division of Independent Operational Tactical Squads (IDIOTS)
5. Federal Unit for non Basic Armed Response (FUBAR)
6. Metahuman Affairs Division (MAD)
It would be funny seeing Maxiam with “MAD” on the back of her jacket.
Mad Maxmia will knock you Beyond Thunderdome.
Combine 2 and 3 and you get USELESSIDIOTS
Make that 3 and 4
I do like MAD. People will start calling them madmen or madgirls
How about SPAR: Super Powered Assault and Rescue. Could be the SPAR Division or SPAR Corp or whatever.
And there’s a bit of potential there for super-villain puns …
;)
Heh. Only just noticed that the above could be Super Powered Assault and Rescue Corp: SPARC.
:mrgreen:
Sydney’s certainly manic/crazy enough to be a SPARC, anyway.
(referencing. yeah.)
on the subject of acronyms, an xkcd joke:
I’m So Meta Even This Acronym
Super Powered Assault and Rescue TActics. (SPARTA)
You can make your own jokes from here. ;)
Hopefully I am not out of line in asking this but are you earning money when we buy things off of cafepress? I hope you are as I feel better buying them if you are.
I am but it’s not a lot. So far I’ve sold enough shirts to cover a week of advertising on Project Wonderful heh. I know some webcomics that do high volume have shirts for less, but they package and ship those themselves – they don’t have a 50 hour a week job on top of doing the comic though. :P
I use project wonderful to help pay for my site. Although so far it has only been a Dolor or 2 a month.
At some point I’d like to actually start making money off PW, but even after I add banners, it’ll be a long time before I start to break even if I keep advertising like I have.
I do not come close to breaking even. My hosting is 40 a month so 1 or 2 dolors a month only covers the domain.
I couldn’t find your donate button. But then I can look right at things and not see them.
Great work! I think this is the funniest thing on the web!
As it would seem that the team is not directly military related (and I haven’t seen the acronym anywhere else) lets add Paramiltary Metahuman Service to the list.
Maxima is almost guarranteed to break anyone who suggests calling her team ‘PMS’.
Relly loving the comic so far, hope you keep up the work!;0
For a team name i thought of SUITS – Super Users Interception & Threat Service sence this is a branch (ie service) of the miltary. Just my $.02
I almost didn’t see Sydney kick the tube under the car untill I reread it for the sixth time.
Oh for a name go with Super Power humans = SPH.
Super Paramilitary Force 30 (SPF30) :P
CIRCE : Immediate Response