Grrl Power #399 – Montage denied
It was a valiant attempt, Sydney. For what it’s worth, when I’m at the gym, I sometimes lose count of my reps. Over my workout lifetime, I’ve probably done about 20% more than I think I have. That doesn’t really count as a montage but it’s a nice bonus I guess? Unless you’re trying to stick to a strict 5×5 type routine or something, which I never did. I was a 3×8 guy. (If you don’t know what that means, make friends with your local gym rat, buy them a protein shake, s/he’ll talk your ear off.)
You’re the Best Around is probably the most montagy song (popularized as such by the Karate Kid I believe) except for Southpark’s Montage song, which is obviously just a spoof of the whole trope.
Originally I made Sydney a heat seeker because when she became a vegetarian, she was looking for a way to make up some of the lost flavor. Her name being Scoville had nothing to do with it. That happened because I have the same alliterative naming disease that Stan Lee does. Once Sydney started getting used to spicy foods, all moderation went out the window and she found she had a talent for ramping up the heat levels. Of course that pain tolerance comes with the requisite endorphin rush. It’s the same thing as a runner’s high, or a lifter’s… I don’t know what to call it. A lifter’s high I guess. It’s not something you’re really consciously aware of, like if you popped some pills and you get a distinct high, you just feel good, mostly cause you’ve accomplished something, whether it’s knocking out a heavy shoulder routine or even just eating some crazy hot salsa.
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She knows how to motivate a person….
Nope, just this one person.
But to be fair, she has insider information – she saw Sydney eat spicy food.
Peggy also was first-hand witness to when Sydney’s spicy food half-blinded her…
Any non-super working at Archon is going to have absurdly high skills.
This isn’t really surprising that Sydney can’t trigger the PT montage; After all, neither her or Maxima could initiate a Smash Cut earlier. A lot of good suggestions here though…
Montage.
More montage.
Even MORE montage.
Okay…last one.
Montage e trois!
ohhhh, i think you just broke m’ brain…
this comes to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
I always forget that one.
I shouldn’t though, because of this.
I remember that as a montage because of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS58nPTzWr0
Best training montage you’ve ever heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-Sgm6g8S8
I do that from time to time. I literally have a playlist of just montage songs on my phone just in case I ever start working out, in hopes that an endless stream of upbeat, 80’s synth/guitar rock songs will make me work out harder.
Quintessential Montage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP3MFBzMH2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HOAY0XdzzM fenny monja is better
“Push It to the Limit” always reminds me of Kung Fury‘s “True Survivor”.
Girl we need some action!
That was the other one I was trying to think of.
Also, this one is another favorite.
Only the Young – Journey
XD Love that song & it’s clip, apparently there was a lot of over-the-top stuff in the 80s. Found another version of it’s video too, this 1 has lyrics…
As for the version of “You’re the best around” Mr DaveB linked to, sounds a bit different to the Karate Kid version I’ve heard. Anyone else think so?
I’ve always been fond of the song they used when doing a montage of Phineas and Ferb building something or other.
The Quirky Worky Song
But considering what Sydney would like to have happen here, this other one might be more appropriate.
The Way Of The Platypus
well you guys forgot this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_qfX9cKsQ
But before you go through a training montage you have to endure your mentor’s inspirational speech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI
There are way too many montages in this thread. Could somebody put together a montage of the montages to speed up viewing them?
Never mind. Found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOcsBiCaEJ8
Hehe, ‘montage’
https://shotgunshuffle.com/comic/hidden-agenda-part-ii/#.VsvWN_krJIc
Try watching any montage scene with out the montage music on.
Its really weird.
Something like this?
No…exactly like that.
“Yeah, I did it! I’m the beeest!…” LOL :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4gv11PTI8
Likr this?
Panel 7, “One of two” should be “One or two”
Whoops, fixed! Now I’m going back to bed. :/
Nnnnnnoooooo!!!!!!
Now all the other typos will remain unfixed. :(
I’m not saying there are other typos.
Butt if their are, they’re are screwed.
We all wish that could work Sydney.
though i wonder, is everyone in Archon going to be getting through to our girl via metaphors to her current interests?
Peggy just did that in panel eight :P
I think Albion mean is everyone going to use that trick to get her to do stuff. I say possibly, once they figure out how to make it work, the hard part is working out how to find something that can be related to the situation…
Everyone who can. Syndey’s peculiar enough to be hard to get through, and the ones who haven’t seen her in full brainpower mode have heard about it by now, so they all know her mind *can* process anything it has to, if only they can get her attention.
Wait, shouldn’t Sydney be learning how to do basic pushups first before she moves on to the Elite Feet Crossed Military Elite Pushups? o_O
At least she isn’t expected to do them one handed, or with just her little fingers
That was a funny scene in Creed when Rocky just happened to mention to Adonis that they used to do push-ups with only one hand and then smirks when Adonis starts doing one handed push-ups.
Doing them on your knees like that is actually easier than with your legs straight, because a) you are lifting less weight and B) the shorter lever length from moving the pivot results in the weight exerting a smaller moment.
She will, eventually, move up to proper push – ups, then potentially graduate to having her feet raised on a block or chair.
Anvil probably does handstand-pushups on her index fingers
I seem to recall some weird little benches, about half a metre high by a little under a metre wide but only a 2X4 thick, beside the barracks that were there for you to put your toes on while doing push-ups; they did not get used that much at the beginning of your training, but you better be using them by the end. Putting your feet on those really increased the amount of force you needed to do those push-ups. Ah, memories of when I was actually in shape, well other than round.
Much easier, if you want to start working towards getting to the point you can do regular push ups that is a good way to start.
she’s just doing regular ”girl” push ups.
on her knees, it requires less strength to do the exercise
Yeah, but with her legs crossed? o_O
That’s part of the standard knee-pushup too. It keeps them up and not falling around.
Really? Been years since used to do pushups and just kept them pressed together (that, for me, was part of the exercise)
When I was in Basic, we went straight to the Push off your Toes style of Pushups. What Sydney is doing would be considered too easy. Peggy is being kind to her, starting her out simple.
Or just letting her build up her arms before going proper push-ups.
There’s not much point in trying to force someone to do an exercise they’re physically incapable of doing…
Yup. If you have someone that can’t even do one pull-up, then a buddy will assist by grabbing the legs and lifting the bare minimum to complete the pull-up, otherwise no real exercize or improvement will happen.
What I hated most was what they called the Key Pushups. As you had to keep your locker key on a chain around your neck (same as you would wear dog tags), the idea would be to let the key & chain hang down so that the key barely touched the floor…Then do the pushups to make the key (& only the key) lie flat on the floor before making it rise up to a vertical position. Key lies down, key stands up, repeat until the Company Commander is satisfied.
:-/
I ran a Mutants and Masterminds game with a guy who had that power once. He could force ‘montages’, allowing time to pass and events to have already concluded.
So suddenly it is three days in the future and he is ripped with only vague memories of having trained. Or the fight scene is concluded against all odds after only flashes of the fights highlights.
It was pretty powerful, limited only by the fact he was otherwise a normal human and couldn’t do anything impossible. It doesn’t matter how awesome the background rock ballad is, a normal human won’t manage to destroy an omega class hero.
Except that logically he couldn’t get ripped in three days. Muscles need time (and food, hence why every bodybuilder is obsessed about protein like whey) to be created and developed.
Presumably the point was he couldn’t get bored or distracted. He could complete any mind – numbing or unpleasant task without losing any efficiency over the duration.
Imagine having to manually sort a huge bag of coins from different countries – you would probably get bored and slow down or make mistakes after the first hour…
Not just bored or distracted, sounds like it could also prevent the character meatsack body from getting tired out. I hear it takes you lot months to get from average health to “ripped”, but if he used his power to train none stop without passing out for 3 days, how long does that work out to in normal sessions? A day is 24 hours, 3 of them is 72 hours, say someone trains normally in about 2 hour long none stop sessions, that works out to be 36 sessions worth. Would that be long enough to let a meatsack go from average to “ripped”?
Even as a hypothetical, 3 days is cutting it way, way too short. You build muscle by actually damaging your muscles as you exert yourself, and then the body needs time to recover. And then you repeat it over and over again. Even assuming you could “montage” your way past the most crushing workout schedule over a 3 day period, having exercised all of your muscles to exhaustion, all you’d accomplish is to ensure that you would be almost unable to move for around three days as you recovered.
I recall times when I worked my abs so hard, even while already being in good shape, that they ached for days afterward and I moved like an invalid since your abs are your core and are involved in almost everything you do unless it is an isolation exercise. You really just can’t speed this up by much, “montage” or not. At best the montage allows you to “montage” your way through the workout, and then “montage” your way through the recovery, so that you can do it again and again without ever feeling either the exertion of the workout or the pain of the recovery.
I would presume that, as the rest & recovery period after the exercise montage could be boring, that he could “montage the recovery period” & then emerge from a 3 day workout AND a 3 day recovery in an instant, but it would still take up 6 calendar days in game time…
Perhaps 1 hour extreme sessions (damn near kill you levels), followed by 1 hour montage-assisted healing sessions? That’s still 36 hours of work outs.
We could ask the character I guess, but since he only gets montage-style flashes, he might not be fully aware of how it all works… :p
That must be a bitch of an angle to draw because Peggy just doesn’t quite look right, though I really can’t criticise my drawing skill is such that even as a kid my parents wouldn’t put it on the fridge and I’ve only got worse.
Yeah I’m not pleased with how she looks there at all, but I spent probably an hour penciling each face and they’re still wonky.
Doing angles like that has been known to stump even well-paid ‘professionals’
Hehe, love the last 2 panels. It is so true. I haven’t done much excercise at all and recently started to work out – and I love it! It is really energizing and even if you sometimes feel awkward and self-conscious around all the buff guys and fit gals who warm up with weights you can’t even lift, there is also a progress and you get better every week. And after a few months the thing you could barely move becomes light and that’s awesome.
The way I see it, if someone is in the gym, they deserve respect for just showing up. No need to feel self conscious, cause you’re already doing more than 90% of people.
It is a pretty amazing feeling when one day in the gym you realize you’re warming up with weight that is higher than your max from when you started.
Win In The End is much betterer montagey song, POO :P
No Retreat No Surrender is another good one (it also teaches you, that no matter how many friends and allies you ma have, you ultimately have to fight for yourself on your own)
Sorry, but the best montage song is Montage.
Only if you are a pre-pubescent boy :P
I like hearing the Mythbuster’s theme during a build montage. ;) Sometimes they would use a variation on the build-montage music of the TV show/movie they were testings (MacGuyver, A-Team, etc.)
Actually, it’s really amazing how well thought out that song is. Yes, the lyrics are very comical and to the point for the movie’s sake, but if you know anything about music theory, Montage actually employs all the elements of the greatest montage songs from the 80s into a perfect montage song. The driving bass a power chord intro sets a perfect tempo that nearly all montage songs had. The chord progression is mathematically proven to instill a feeling of energy and determination. And the solo is very 80s. And while they say it, it’s still true that fading out the ending makes the passage of time seem longer (movies edits also use different cuts for this. A fade is a long passage of time, the slower the longer. Cuts are instant time transitions, meaning no or very little time passes. Wipes can be used for either very long time transitions or very far distance transitions.)
So when I say that Montage is the best montage song, I don’t mean that from a personal standpoint (personally, I like Take it to the Limit and/or Danger Zone the most) but I mean it from a structure standpoint.
Was talking specifically about the lyrics
Panel 5 doesn’t look right: combination of Sydney with her eyes almost closed and her rabbit-ear bangs being ‘trimmed’
You are looking up. The bangs are hanging down. You’re very nearly looking at them end-on – they will look funny.
Am I the only one that finds “addicting” in panel 8 grating? I know, I know, there are debates all over about addictive vs. addicting, but it really does scrape across my nerves. It distracts from an otherwise excellent page.
Just you
It’s just you. Remember, this isn’t supposed to be proper English, this is dialogue. People commonly use words incorrectly and that’s okay. It can even help develop a character’s voice, if the author is consistent.
What do you mean? How is ‘addicting’ wrong? o_O
https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/addictive-versus-addicting
Neither are really “wrong” in some sense but that’s not the point I was trying to make. It was that if you want genuine character voices, you have to realize they’re not going to always speak in perfect English grammar. In fact they usually won’t.
So getting flustered over imperfect grammar in dialogue is silly.
I was also replying to CtM, if that wasn’t clear, sorry.
It’s usually me who is defending ‘genuine character voices’ :D
Was just wanting to know how ‘addicting’ could be wrong as personally didn’t (don’t) see anything wrong with it (but then again, also use ‘use’ for the past tense as ‘used’ just sounds wrong)
Ghost peppers must have an addictive mouth-feel. That particular chemical reaction to peppers can be addicting.
It’s a matter of usage.
usage and tense (past, present, future)
“Say ‘mouth feel’ one more time! I dare you! I double dare you M***** F******!”
sorry, had to… :P
Just say “texture” you Portlandia-level hispter dippoop!
Well you were, but now I can’t forget it.
I came from a family with a lot of teachers and they corrected my grammar regularly, so I picked up the habit. So, yes, “addicting” is technically wrong there and I can’t unsee it now. But later on in life, I came across a quote that I can’t find easily right now that basically said that ultimately, usage defines grammar. Which is how we have all the crazy inefficiencies and inconsistencies in language anyway. So, it bothers me now, but years later it may be acceptable usage.
Nah. Present participles can be used as adjectives no problem. For instance, ‘interesting’ and ‘boring’ can both be used as adjectives. Addicting, surely, is no different? It’s a bit like being getting really insistent on whether someone use ‘fish’ or ‘fishes,’ really.
…I’m pretty sure it’s grammatically correct so I don’t know why you would be turned off by it. Present participles like ‘addicting’ can be used as adjectives. ‘Addictive’ is an adjective. Both work.I would not bat an eye if I saw that in a professional paper.
Personally, any music from the 80’s makes a good montage…
here’s a few choice favorites…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtZOQelhsoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqZl_blT7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU
Nice selection. I would add the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX7MbG6MiQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdlyEC2wcQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atrqRDgEhsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58QOBqAWNzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAR4OfwZbbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPJJwqIIFY
Forgot one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MqJ3iGBdOo
Forgot to add the names I’m guessing?
Same songs, just with names;
Stan Bush – The Touch (for some reason I’m a bit fond of this one. Maybe it’s the fellow Cybertronians…)
Stan Bush – Dare (Oooo, like this 1 too… :) )
Stan Bush – Fight to Survive (Stan Bush again? A theme developing perhaps? Still, they might do well for a montage, definitely for a fight scene…)
Video’s labeled “Rocky Balboa – Getting Strong Now, but Google says it’s Bill Conti – Gonna Fly Now. (Don’t know how this would go as a montage song, has anyone used it in a montage before? :P )
Chariots Of fire Theme – Vangelis (hmmm, a different sound to the rest, but it still works…)
Sydney’s face in panel 5…um….
Well, I’ll put it this way:
Given her flushed face, and the fact that (due to the angle) her hair looks all askew, if I didn’t know better already, I’d say that she was the one who had fun last night, not Dabbler.
It’s….definitely not a look I was expecting to appear on her face…
It’s the fact that she looks ‘normal’
I vaguely recall a study showing that ~20% of people don’t get a ‘runner’s high’. I know I don’t.
Runner’s high isn’t something one automatically get every time they go for a run. And Runner’s high is a different thing from the general endorphin flow that regular exercise gives. Runner’s high is far more intense.
There was also a study in mice which showed exercise to be genetic behavior. Which, in turn, implies that not everyone gets an endorphin flow from it.
I’ve read that there was a study to see what caused cancer in mice. Rather, according to the statistics that were shown for every test, it was concluded that testing mice for cancer gave them cancer.
I do, however, think that may have been a falsification. Or at least an obfuscation.
Swallowing human saliva* will, across many years, eventually give you cancer. If nothing else kills you first, or course.
* Yes, of course I mean your own saliva, you freaks!
I was in the military for 10 years. Four years active, six years in the guard. I never once got any sort of exercise “high” or anything else. I believe they’re mythical.
Same here. Closest I ever came was being able to work my legs so hard that about 30 minutes after I stopped I’d puke. They are some of the largest muscles (the largest, maybe?) in the body and pull a lot of resources out of other parts of the body when exercised hard. I’ve read that your digestive tract is the first to get shut down, but I’m not sure that’s true.
:D i totally remembered how Elan did his working montage to be a Dashing swordsman sub class:D too bad it worked for him and not for Sydney
“Never underestimate the value of a good training montage.”
Ooh, Peggy has her running foot on.
Bladerunner Peg.
I can’t wait until they move on to the firing range and she shows up with the machine gun leg.
Considering she’s lost from below the knee down, can’t be too big a gun…
A version of her running foot here with an opening for an uzi type weapon? :p
Maybe something with a bull pup design. A p90 perhaps?
Hmmm, compact, decent stopping power, could work…
The manga “Gunsmith Cats” actually featured a villain with prosthetic legs who kept a PM9 folding submachine gun in one and an Ithaca 37 “stakeout” shotgun in the other. I could definitely see Peggy keeping a holdout in her prosthesis, but not something that requires her to aim her leg at the target.
And now you have me thinking of the “Cherry Darling” character from the “Grindhouse” movie. (as if I didn’t have other/better reasons to think of Rose McGowan)
For some reason im hearing Vegeta singing that :P
Which one? Alsom now you’ve got Ghost Nappa playing in my processors…
So, in reference to the comic two pages back, I drew up a male Cupps server/spokesmodel.
https://www.facebook.com/44408827301/photos/a.131452507301.103658.44408827301/10153961741967302/?type=3&theater
That is awesome. Though it needs to have the name either on the shirt or the underwear, and if it’s the latter it should be across the front. Cupps wouldn’t make sense across the butt. We’d have to call it something different then, like Dairy-ere…or Rumps.
Cupps should totally be across their front of the “shorts.” I was planning on putting it there but I’m vertically challenged right now and was lucky enough to stay upright long enough to get it scanned in.
That’s nice. Watercolor? Hybrid pencils watercolor?
Water based ink pens, water colors, Coptic markers, and a touch color pencils. :)
Damn, no edit button. Let’s just say it’s a coloring technique that I am figuring out. Very unforgiving.
DaveB, you have to admit that you and Stanley Lieber were both beaten to the punch, as it were, by Joe Siegel, with the likes of Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lex Luthor, Lori Lemaris (what is with all these L’s?) and that is just one mythos.
Those Alliterative Assholes
Beaten to the punch surely, I’m just including myself amongst those so afflicted.
I think the record holder name is still J. Jonah Jameson Jr.
Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
What? He’s just listing all of Superman’s lovers, who all just happen to have L/L alliterative names.
And yes, I did mean to include Lex Luthor in that group.
Well, they did have a kid :P
Sydney should get a video game soundtrack. those can make working out feel like leveling up.
there is a similar thing when you do a lot of yoga. there is a sort of “high” from a good yoga workout. but there is also the occasional bonus orgasm, called Yogasm.
Right. I can just hear it now. From MK: [up-beat score] Fight! [ slow down the pace a bit, as the action starts ] Finish Her!. Sydney collapses using the 1/2 level Fain Death spell.
Fain Death (introductory)
Level: 1/2
Classes: This spell can be cast by any class, especially fighters.
Components: Semantic only
Casting: Run at as many miles per hour as your strength score, for as many miles as your constitution score.
Effect: At the end of the casting, fall down, fain death. A cursory examination by a competent person will be able to tell the difference between this state and true death (Wis+10 skill check).
Damage: Self-only. No free actions for as many rounds as your constitution score.
Feign death. (Sorry for the correction… you triggered my OCD.)
I stand corrected. Actually, I am sitting.
That’s where she messed up. She forgot to combine spicy with coffee
POO, but what makes a great Montage Song is: it needs to be catchy with motivational lyrics, and a great beat so that you get ‘lost in the moment’ listening to the music you don’t realise you have done all those things (it’s like tapping into “Alpha State”, use to do that when delivering papers, would ‘black out’ for awhile and have to go back to make sure actually delivered the papers, during second only ever fight entered Alpha State, didn’t come out of it until the end as the winner)
If anyone could invoke a training montage, we’d all be walking around like Arnold.
Only if that’s what you wanted to be or do
I would prefer Lou Ferrigno template myself If I was going to do the muscle beach thing but it would never happen. I don’t suffer but actually enjoy my lazyitis bumponalogus.
More of a Bruce Lee man, myself.
Hans and Frans from SNL, for pure insane confusion
Once Sydney gets back on her feet..
Peggy:Let’s go ya goldbrick! Move it yard bird! Hut 2,3,4!
No, Sydney has finished the running part
Maybe Peggy would be saying that WHILE Sydney is still running?
I forget that Peggy has only one foot most of the time and then I see the second to last panel and think to myself. What is that? is that a belt? Why is there a- Oh! Oh, right. Because she only has the one. Because burning helicopter. Right.
Personally keep getting confused about which one is the real leg :(
It means she’s had a long time to practice at keeping both legs going at an even speed.
A person I know is a Vietnam Vet from a naval ship he worked on, loading shells etc. Most of the equipment has a few tons behind it. One fell and sheered half his heel off. He has a wood insert. Long story behind why he doesn’t have something better. Let’s just say bureaucratic stupidity.
Unless he tells you or has to stop and lean against a wall for a minute, he’s walking at normal speed. I still double-take when I remember he only has half a heel. He says it’s because he’s gotten used to compensating over the years.
Haven’t forgotten she only has one leg, just keep forgetting which leg she left behind in Iraq
LOL “Now where did I leave that blasted thing again…” :P
Archon is creating a Sydney with more strength and stamina. I hope they’re ready for that!
I was actually under the impression that Sydney is one of the people that are resistant or completely immune to capsaicin, which is what gives both peppers and pepper spray their kick. And that’s why she goes for the hottest spices she can find, they’re the only ones she can actually taste.
I’m married to one of those. It also means that they taste the flavored of the peppers more strongly.
It also means that you cannot trust them with flavoring food. Dude nearly burned out my mouth one day…
Well, this can’t POSSIBLY go wrong~
I hyper extended my toe on my left foot. Makes getting that runner’s high kinda difficult :-(
The way you wrote that makes it appear that you have one toe per foot. Are you related to Dabbler?
Playing ‘This Little Piggy’ while growing up must have been short.
“This little piggy went to market. OK, we’re done.”
Spankos and other Sexual Masochists also get something similar to a Runner’s high 8)
‘Spankos’? Is that a technical, legal, scientific or medical term? o_O
It’s a group nickname, short for spankophile. a type of Sexual Masochists into Spanking with out being into the rest of S&M
Chronocidal said:
“She will, eventually, move up to proper push – ups, then potentially graduate to having her feet raised on a block or chair.”
Or someone else’s back… Elevated sit ups too. Doing THOSE off someone else’s back sucked. it was actually more of a crunch than a sit up but you got to muscle failure really fast doing them. Some brilliant minded jackwagon decided it would be fun to break the company down into groups of four and do four way elevated push ups where each person’s feet was on someone else’s back in the foursome. Oh, and these weren’t done own pace… they were done to cadence. SLOW four count cadence. “Oooonnnnnneee… TWO! Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… ONE! Oooonnnnnneee… TWO! Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… TWO!!! The odd number counts were always drawn out (the down counts) and the even number counts were always fast snappy counts. So you’re going down very slow, then you have to push your weight and the weight of someone else up pretty fast. Usually around ten to fifteen reps (or until the whole company was on their faces.) Stupid sadistic shit like that was why so many soldiers wound up injured. Nerve damage, rotator cuff injuries, back injuries… Some leaders just never got the whole idea behind physical training… to build you up and make you stronger. To some, it was a sadistic method to inflict pain and suffering on others.
That being said, keep in mind that this is like Syd’s first day of basic training… you’re going from a sedentary, civilian lifestyle into a fast paced, military training program that is indeed designed to take you from lazy slob to the beginnings of a fighting soldier in about three months. Since it’s taken five years or so to get to this first day… we haz a long way to go… LOL
Somebody (probably Leon) will probably explain exercise to Syd as “Stat Grinding” – then she won’t be able to get enough of it
You just gotta speak her language. Besides, you don’t know that montages aren’t among her powerset, Peggy. Gotta at least try.
So ghost peppers now are no longer the legue of spice. It’s ranked 20 under the hottest pepper. Just 6 peppers under is the insanity pepper. 25 under that is sun dried jalapeño peppers, 5 under is jalapeño peppers 5 under is siracha hot sauce, 1 under is Frank’s red hot.
Well, she likes the flavor of the Ghost Peppers. I should refresh my familiarity with the top of the scale though, haven’t paid attention to new developments in weaponized peppers lately.
The list was stable for years, but then the attention given to some of the hotter strains caused horticulturalists to breed the hottest pepper strains together to see if they could get things even hotter. It worked – several of the new entries are cross-breeds of the the former top 10 that are even hotter than the parents. This process is likely to continue until the poor hybrid-hybrid-hybrid-etc. literally can’t make its seed pods higher capsaicinoid content.
I love spicy food, but straight up biting a habenero is my limit. Anything above that and I can’t actually taste the food any longer.
Sometimes that’s the point. When I botch my cooking I just add spice to compensate.
At what point did you decide chemical burns were preferable to a bad taste? ;)
Factoid: The origin of spicy food dates back to the days before refrigeration. In warmer climates, meat begins to decay quicker. So, they added spice to cover the taste of rotting meat. Ever wonder why regional cuisine tends to get spicier as you get closer to the equator? Well, now you know.
When you botch your cooking that badly it’s time to either start over, order delivery, or go out to eat.
There I was, wondering if her exceptional tolerance to both capsaicin and caffeine might be part of a passive toxin filter effect on a life support orb. (Just not knowing of any passive bonuses granted by the orbs when not held is not evidence of their absence, after all).
Just be aware that, given her level (or lack thereof) of previous exercise, come day after tomorrow Sydney will not be able to get out of bed, let alone move at anything above 0.01mph.
Stretching helps that a lot, and is a good idea even if you’re not in pain as it trains the muscles in a different way. But yeah, any trainer should be able to judge the safe limit for a complete beginner. Pushups and running won’t be that bad, it’s the abs that can keep you moving slow for a few days afterwards.
For a real severe abdominal workout, it’s hard to beat some variants of norovirus, influenza, severe varieties of the common cold, bronchitis, or food poisoning.
Been there, done that. Far too many times.
The RPG Feng Shui, published by Atlas Games, is meant to emulate action movies generally, and Hong Kong “choppy socky” films specifically. When PCs spend XP to improve their abilities, the player is supposed to describe a training montage to justify the expenditure. Given the way the XP system worked, this actually did a decent job of ‘justifying’ the absurdly rapid skill progression that became the norm of most play.
Both spicy food and working out have no addictive quality for my experience with them (less with spicy than working out). Kickboxing (not that new aerobic bs version of it) and the related training for 10 years and I still hate every second of working out -.-,
People may not relies it, but there is a science to the montage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAtUUGmQBc