Grrl Power #399 – Montage denied
It was a valiant attempt, Sydney. For what it’s worth, when I’m at the gym, I sometimes lose count of my reps. Over my workout lifetime, I’ve probably done about 20% more than I think I have. That doesn’t really count as a montage but it’s a nice bonus I guess? Unless you’re trying to stick to a strict 5×5 type routine or something, which I never did. I was a 3×8 guy. (If you don’t know what that means, make friends with your local gym rat, buy them a protein shake, s/he’ll talk your ear off.)
You’re the Best Around is probably the most montagy song (popularized as such by the Karate Kid I believe) except for Southpark’s Montage song, which is obviously just a spoof of the whole trope.
Originally I made Sydney a heat seeker because when she became a vegetarian, she was looking for a way to make up some of the lost flavor. Her name being Scoville had nothing to do with it. That happened because I have the same alliterative naming disease that Stan Lee does. Once Sydney started getting used to spicy foods, all moderation went out the window and she found she had a talent for ramping up the heat levels. Of course that pain tolerance comes with the requisite endorphin rush. It’s the same thing as a runner’s high, or a lifter’s… I don’t know what to call it. A lifter’s high I guess. It’s not something you’re really consciously aware of, like if you popped some pills and you get a distinct high, you just feel good, mostly cause you’ve accomplished something, whether it’s knocking out a heavy shoulder routine or even just eating some crazy hot salsa.
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Too bad ARC hasn’t brought in Montage, he could of helped Sydney with a “Boop! Boop!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Ca9cQ3GV4
You beat me to it, you magnificent Italian son of a gun~
I thought the same thing.
I call BS, Peggy! The endorphin from exercise thing is not guaranteed. I do martial arts, we start the class with a fairly intense warm up for 30-45 minutes that can leave newcomers (and sometimes people who aren’t newcomers) feeling like they need to throw up. Not once have I EVER gotten a rush from it. There are plenty of other people in the class who talk about how fun it is or how much they enjoy it, and I have to suppress the urge to give them the Spock eyebrow, because I have never once felt it. I think they are more than a little nuts. I’m just in the class because it’s good exercise, and I otherwise would get no exercise at all.
So, because it doesn’t happen to you, everyone else is lying? o_O
Have you considered maybe that the problem is with you?
“is not guaranteed”, she said. The distinction between “always happens” and “often happens” is important.
Peggy never mentioned “always happens” or even “often happens”, just that it “does happen”
Not everyone gets a rush off spicy food either. Everyone is different.
Nope. I’m with Random Wanderer. Never got an endorphin rush from martial arts. Did get entirely too much adrenaline sometimes, which just leads to adrenaline-burns.
Don’t you still feel alive after training though? That’s the goodness I always had from it, exhausted by happy
No. Mostly dead, usually. My endurance has improved, so I don’t get as wiped out, but when my instructors ask “don’t you feel better/more alert/more relaxed/etc. after training” my response is always “no” because I just don’t. I never have.
Sounds like you’re overdoing it.
But yes, everyone reacts different to these things
I started kickboxing awhile back. First week, dead, sore, wanting to puke. Then stopped feeling the want to puke. Then had energy left over. Now I’m having to push hard as I can to get sore. And always have had that wonderful warm lethargic feeling. Kind of like…well, kind of like the afterglow of many people’s favorite partner aerobic activity.
Erm. I drifted there. What I meant to say is, it does happen.
Heh.. I just feel alive and he feels like he had sexy time…That’s..that’s not fair at all! I demand an exchange or a refund! someone get me the Manager, I won’t stand for this injustice!
relax and notice the strange shimmering hammer mark on his head when TGB leaves the class, along with the similar marks on half the class, and the lady in designer dress with a choker that’s never breaking a sweat and …………. Damn It Xurial!! Get back in the webcomic universe!
And sweaty. Don’t forget the sweat.
Correct. About 20% of the population is incapable of getting one.
I feel you. People always talk about the endorphin high, but it’s never been a motivating factor for me. I suppose it happens, but it’s never strong enough to notice on balance with the “uugh I’m tired”.
That said, a light (10 minute) workout at the start of my day does wonders when I get off my butt and actually do it.
Nothing is guaranteed. When people start talking about getting high on Percocets I have the exact same reaction that you do to the exercise high, and for the exact same reason. They work to slightly lessen pain, especially acute pain, but that’s it. Similar to Fentanyl but weaker. (The flip side of my weird reactions to drugs is I was able to quit Fentanyl cold turkey with no problem after being on a fairly high does for over five years. I’ve done the same with the Percocets multiple times, but eventually the chronic pains become too much and I need a mild pain reliever, and for me, short of an ineffective placebo like sugar pills or Tylenol, oxycontin is the mildest pain reliever there is. And I come by it honestly, my dad annoyed my mom to no end when they both decided to quit smoking together and he just went cold turkey with no obvious issues. She had to keep trying and make use of the most sophisticated quitting aids invented at the time, hypnosis and acupuncture!)
Goddamnit Sydney is hot
Yes, hot and sweaty right now :P
Not the kind of hot and sweaty Dizzle wants to see apperantly. (Can’t say I blame him though.)
You can do it, Sydney! Eye of the tiger! Seven orb-eyes of the disturbing Lovecraftian tigerbomination!
A special montage for Sydney :)
…as god is my witness I did not know this existed, and if I had I would not have used those words. o.o;
To underscore the point, Dave will have the next 50 pages be nothing but Sydney doing reps.
Wow, you think she can actually do 50 reps?
She can’t. No. Which is quite scary considering what she HAS done already.
Ahhhh. PT. The best/worst friend you’ll ever have. Feel the burn Sydney, feel the literal and metaphorical burn!
Hmmm I sense danger with Peggy’s last comment….
If Sydney starts treating exercise like spicy foods she’ll end up stronger than max…..
Hulk Sydney
More like Spidey Sydney, lean and agile, able to pick up and throw a small car, struggles to lift a truck. Okay, Sydney does not get the rest of Peter’s powers, but she could bulk up that much. I can just see it, in a couple of years (hers, not ours):
My name is Sergeant Scoville. This is Captain Kessler; she is in charge of all you newbies, but I am the one that makes sure you punks actually learn something. It is my job to get you recruits into shape and ready to take on the world of Super-villainy. Some of you may think you are in shape, but we will see about that.
Green, I know you think you are fast, but speed can not be your only tool in your arsenal; we have faced speedsters before, but they couldn’t do anything else and we arrested them. Thompson, yeah, you are big and strong. So what? One of our officers is almost as tall and she is probably stronger than you. Hell, I’m probably stronger than you.
Anybody who thinks, “Ah, they’re such cute little girls,” can try taking me on. You do not want to mess with the captain; she is way out of your league. I am faster and stronger than I look; I have been trained by some of the best fighters and martial artists in the world. I have stood my ground when attacked by some of the strongest supers in the world. I have taken down and arrested more bad guys than some of you can count.
I know you think you have what it takes, and anywhere else, that might be true. Here, you are just another wannabe, and the line between wannabe and never-has-been is really thin. You pull your weight, you do what we say and might just survive the experience.
That is so far out of character I can actually imagine Sydney practising that speech when she’s alone
With the additional condition that while she is doing it she is holding one of her Archon action figures posed in front of another group of action figures.
I never knew I wanted something so much
I can just picture Sydney jumping between super helpful and screaming “NOOOBs” with no warning
Speaking of alliterations…
If her dad served in a certain branch of the military and worked his way up the ranks he might be Special Services Staff Sgt. Sydney Scoville Sr.
Damn it Sidney you should know better, you’re the best isn’t a training montage song. Its for the montage quickly through the boring parts of a tournament.
Eye of the Tiger, or Hearts on Fire those are actual training montage songs!
If you don’t talk to your kids about montage…
But at least she’s not wanting to use it to skip the “boring” parts of a date… ^_^
hmmm, link didn’t show up…
https://shotgunshuffle.com/comic/hidden-agenda-part-ii/#.Vswma4-cGUk
Sydney needs to talk to the stage comic in the strip. He has perfected the serendipitous tumbleweed summon. https://shotgunshuffle.com/comic/timeless-humor/#.Vs4xMCxEwod
Later that day at the NCO/Recruit mess kitchen (not that you get to leave it a mess):
Sgt: Sanderson!
Pvt Sanderson: Yes, Sergeant?
Sgt: One of the lord-high-mucky-mucks wants some spiciness in her food. I want a western omelette, but with kick!
Pvt. Sanderson: So replace the green peppers with the Thai chilies over there?
Sgt: No, i want you to use two of those scotch bonnets over there. Make sure you wear the disposable gloves; do not touch yourself anywhere until you have disposed of the gloves and washed your hands again; the knife, cutting board, mixing bowel and spatula goes straight to the dishwasher.
5 minutes later in the mess hall
Anvil: How did you get an omelette?
Sydney: I just asked for it
Sgt: [ peeking into the mess hall ] ThinkingYup, she asked for it, all right!
Sydney: Hey this is pretty good. I think they used Habanero in this. No, that tastes more like scotch bonnet. These guys really know how to make a good breakfast.
Sgt: [ full jaw-drop ] Bu..Bu..Bu, What?
Off-panel voice: Yeowch!
Anvil: Vance, it is not polite to steal someone else’s food.
Kessler: Vance, it is not wise to steal someone else’s food, especially when that someone is Sydney.
Vance: (still off panel, fading fast, clearly coming from the floor) Water!
Sydney: Nah, you need something like milk to get rid of the burn. Ooh, I know. [ Grabs bottle, and scoops out some on a spoon ] Try this. It’s mayonnaise. Now, quit nibbling on my meal.
This is also when the sergeant realizes that the rumors he heard about a noodle incident at the Fusion restaurant were actually true.
What the hell is a western omelette? And how is it different from an eastern one?
One is spicier than the other. A traditional omelet has the eggs mixed with milk and then cooked on the skillet with non-spicy ingredients like cheese, ham, pieces of bacon, etc.
The other omelet skips the milk and adds things like green peppers, chili powder, onions, red bell peppers, black pepper, etc.
A western omelette is an omelette (no surprise there) typically made with diced ham, bell peppers and onion. In this case, the peppers have been upgraded.
I hope you mean a mixing BOWL, because a mixing BOWEL has a lot of amusing and unfortunate implications.
*keyboard face*
Bwahahaha, you sir have made my day
That’s what I get for not prooofreading! Yeah it is supposed to mixing bowl. How did that E get in there?
Peggy’s nicer than the guys in the first Police Academy film. I seem to recall a set of filthy, stinky sweat socks being used to encourage Steve Guttenberg’s character to do more push ups.
I’m really digging Sydney’s new more realistic face art. Please keep it.
Don’t get used to it, the only difference between panel five and her normal face is that in panel five her big beautiful round eyes are practically closed
Day after reading this comic:
1) Wake up with that song stuck in head
2) Get motivated
3) Realize I won’t get called in to work until noon
4) Go to gym. Start running. Make ambitious plan for big workout. Feel good about self.
5) Get called into work early.
Some time later after the meal and a few stories.
Math :’Sgt, Don’t underestimate Sydney’
Sgt. : What do you mean?
Math : Did you ever hear of the time Sydney used one of her orbs to catch Anvil and pull her down to crater into Vehemence’s head ? ‘
Sgt : I have heard stories.
Math : They are true, Ask PR to show you clip ‘Restaurant fail’
…wait, Sydney was a vegetarian before her hot sauce obsession? That feels… weird.
Peppers ARE a vegetable, so they’re ok. (Well technically a fruit, but details.)
Not weird at all… I once dated a vegetarian girl, food she ate was always loads with taste spices and more often that not had a bit of kick to it…
Could be where Sydney got her addiction from
Meat is full of flavour. Spice would probably be a good replacement
I have to say, I like the new art direction and the better-proportioned faces, but the semi-profiles need some work. Peggy’s face in the last panel is a touch too flat, although I can’t figure out exactly why.
You need to realise that Sydney’s face only looks like that in panel five because she is straining and have her eyes practically closed
The only rush I have ever had was from walking. Just plain walking. Cleared my head so much I was having thoughts a mile a minute. Everything else just tired me out. And after surviving a medical emergency back in 2006, even that is gone. I can still walk, but no exultation. I do miss that.
In all honesty, got lost in the desert outside Moab once being a stupid kid and sang “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow” over and over until I found the road back into town….and it does help.
If you do a few reps and find yourself suddenly done, it isn’t because a montage has kicked in.
Its because your brain is blanking out something traumatic that it doesn’t want to remember. Meaning you went through all those reps to begin with and since forgot about them.
Even if she does trigger such an event, she still needs to do them in the first place and is currently pre-amnesia.
Good god is she looking hot right now. Pun hot, that’s how hot she is.
Silly Sydney. That is the Karate Tournament Montage music… not the Training Montage music.