Grrl Power #386 – Aggrandizer-X!
Ok so I sort of lied about how many pages this day has as this interview takes place on the same day, albeit super late. (It’s a show about economics and interviewing businessmen so it’s still working its way up to prime time.)
This will be an interesting experiment because really for the first time we’ll be spending a few pages away from the main cast, but I figured I needed to start setting up some story elements and characters for later.
“We’re interviewing the head of Machina Industries. I’m not going to say his name because the guy writing this comic can’t decide if that’s his first or last name, or if it’s a mononym like Sting or Madonna. Probably leaning towards mononym cause otherwise if it’s his surname then what, his full name is Motimer Deus? Brad? Jordache? No, just no.”
If any of Deus’s claims in panel 3 seem absurd, (I think shorting the banks for $7 billion is totally within the realm of realism actually – the upcoming movie The Big Short is about people who did this on a smaller scale, but only because they weren’t billionaires to start with.) especially moving a country up the GDP rankings so fast, keep in mind this world has super powered people in it, most of whom work for private industry, and Deus is probably “cheating” somehow.
#MakeComics: That map in the background showing all the countries with their local currencies might not look like it, but that took over 2 hours to make. I really would have thought something like that would already exist, like in open source clipart form, but my googling didn’t turn anything up. Obviously keeping something like that up to date would be a pain in the ass, and then someone has to decide whether to actually use the symbol for the local currency, or whatever they actually use the most when doing business. If any tourist can spend US dollars or Euros at any shop there, but they have a local currency that only gets used when people are buying their groceries, then what do you put on the map, or do you make multiple versions of it? Eh, not important for this show. It’s just a backdrop, but they probably get letters all the time about this country or that showing the wrong symbol.
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Look a filthy rich handsome Mr Burns.
He’s Victor Von Doom who DOESN’T think having facial scarring is the fault of a so-called rival who dared to meddle in his project that they didn’t understand because they were lesser intellects…
Yeah but I don’t see Victor Von Doom ever doing an interview talking about how he’s done all these great things. He’s way to arrogant for that. It would be beneath him to give the interview at all.
Does sound a lot like Trump though . . .
Dr. Doom has no need of ego stroking, so he does not do interviews.
I agree.
Von Doom is the kind of guy who always has his every vocal utterance recorded, so that (perish forbid) should something happen that would deprive the world of his genius, at least his wisdom is preserved for posterity…
And yes, he openly admitted that to Klaw, during the Super Hero Secret Wars series…And in more or less those very same words.
Robot double.
Strangely enough, the Beyonder didn’t see fit to bring a robot double of Dr. Doom to the Secret Wars…
But this guy Does Need the Ego stroking. He needs it like air. Thus the narsissistic disorder mentioned above.
Although in such cases its usually a penchant for lies they tell themselves, about themselves and their reality as they wish to perceive it. Lies that they will tell also tell everyone around them (religiously) in the hope that they mirror the lies back.
Did narcissist strangle their kid siblings noisy pet because it wouldnt shut up because “I just wanted some sleep” ?
THe narcisist quite literally will believe the lie they tell themselves (first and foremost) and theneveryone that will listen that “Mr Noisykin” fell out of a window from a 7 story walk up. Even though the room in question was actually a hotel with a sealed window that does not open. 15 floors up
And go on to show how obviously kid sibling is angry at some random slight and just made this up to “get back at me” (lots of me and I). S/He has always been like that though. Perhaps kid sibling needs some therapy? It worked so well for Narcisist. (because they lied to therapist) etc.etc.
Here we have this particular narcisist Mr Deus firmly speading around his version of reality, from “im great in the sack. People keeep coming back! To “Isnt my Hair fantastic? give it a feel. Its nice isnt it.”
(is that Hair steeped in a mild intoxicant?… Will she believe the sex she is going to have with him is going to be great. A little fuzzy on the details maybe … but thats why it was sooo damn good it made the brain go wonky…Maaayyyyybe ;)
This guy starts off by fast talking his way through saying Im soo good at business I actually made money in the crash
Then took the proceeds of that and “adopted a poor 3rd world country for its own good” the cheapest of labor the best of resources and conditions… behold! I jacked up its GDP 168 out of 193 to 109.
That sounds SOOO good And then changes the subject before you can think about what he just said switches from Fortune&Forbes to PeopleMagazine&TMZ and talk about other ‘Soooo Good things’ like his hair! His abs! his sex life!
until you realise that means Deus rushed over the fact that he Actually Made 7 billion in the great recession. By not only seeing it coming but also pushing it along even further. In DaveB world he may have been THAT guy that started the whole mess. Then funneled his money into a small enough country that he could rule uncontested and without extradition. When he realised that he wasnt going to get put against a wall for his crimes he then decides that World finance was easy im gonna take over the world from Latveria!
For comparison the rankings Deus used are like taking GDP of Bhutan (1.7 billion) a place only 5 points higher than Somalia; and made it into the GDP of Nepal. (18.17 Billion) which is 2 places less than Honduras.
The first one has a GDP smaller than the funds spent by US presidential candidates in the 2012 campaign.
The second one has a GDP only 14% larger than Walmarts net profit.
From DaveB‘s blog above:”I’m not going to say his name because the guy writing this comic can’t decide if that’s his first or last name”
Well, I don’t know if anyone else has caught this yet…
…but I notice that Dues is his name, his company’s name is Machnina & he’s got a big ‘ol ‘X’ right on his face.
Dues X Machina…I’m sure that DaveB intended it that way…
Argh! I misspelled Deus all the way through that!
I think that Dues is a good name, as a kid I would have hated being named Deus, but Dues, being short for something; Dustin, Perdue, whatever, works.
That idea was brought up way back when Harem made her little trip over to his office. https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/797/comment-page-2#comments
Which gives me the following opportunity.
“I’m sure that DaveB intended it that way…”
..SMASH CUT..
DaveB “You guys aren’t going to believe this, but that’s not why the X is there. That never even occurred to me. I feel totally dense now.”
Funny is funny. It’s funnier when it’s unintentional though.
No, the name was chosen because eventually the guy not only loses control of the company, but is dismissed from it entirely.
Then he’ll be Deus ex-Machina.
This villains going to be fun.
I am still convinced DaveB is going to pull the rug out off us there.
I doubt he is going to be a villain. Or at least a classical villain. He might be the source behind the mysterious crime sprees that keep the team busy, but he probably won’t do much more. And he’ll have some convoluted reason of doing it that makes him not-actually-evil
He’s going to be a villain mastermind. A mastermind so brilliant that the heroes will foils his plans by accident, without even realizing there’s anything to foil (BLAST !!! Why did she have to eat in today, my brilliant plan required her to go out to lunch!?!?!?!).
Isn’t that basically how Inspector Gadget does everything?
Brilliant villain mastermind. Uh, huh.
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/808
I may be wrong but I think I hear chekhov’s gun being loaded.
And yes, I know we’ve seen Deus before, but those were just showing a possible chekhov’s gun, this time I really think it’s being loaded. (Damn this comment section needs an “edit” button)
DaveB, any chance of seeing that background image in all its glory? Curiosity more than anything else :-)
It looks to me like that background image represents a world map.
Yeah, DaveB points out in his comment that it’s an sort of an ascii map displaying countries by currency type. I’d just like to see the whole image (mayhaps in a higher resolution) without people in the way.
BTW: Is this a subtle callback to the Monty Python “money” song? (I’m now going to read the comments posted while I typed this which will make it clear that it is, oh for a decent interweb connection out here..)
“…without people in the way.”
That’s the way of the world, though, isn’t it? There’s always people getting in your way, aren’t there?
:P
Be sure you use the kryptonite bullets.
Just thinking… a map like that would make an interesting wallpaper.
I was thinking that too. We need a copy…
Agreed .
Make it so.
Engage!
Sorry you are not my type.
My preferred type is O-. Recognized as a nearly-universal donor type. It also has a nice bouquet, good consistency and (as Mr. Achilles might say) a good “mouth feel” to it. Best when served still warm & is truly awful if chilled.
I haven’t seen an exact map like that, but XKCD has a wall poster showing all the money in the world circa 2007:
https://xkcd.com/980/
The Big Mac index does an interesting job showing comparative purchasing power via icons of sandwiches:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index#/media/File:Big_Mac_index_50USD_2columns.png
And of course there’s the mad of comparative GDP in color:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28nominal%29#/media/File:Countries_by_GDP_%28Nominal%29_in_2014.svg
with 2014 data here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28nominal%29
I did find this map of the world using currency pictures, not icons:
https://slides.worldofstock.com/BCO2006.jpg
But I think DaveB’s right, no such map exists. Which means that it must therefore violate rule 34 and so one needs to be created immediately to preserve the proper functioning of the internet. Well, unless DaveD’s full version of the image belongs as a vote incentive….
I assumed his name would be Deus X. Machina.
He’s probably tried to file papers to have it chanced to that, but Pinky keeps intercepting them.
I now figure “Deus” for his middle name, and he’s either a “jr” or a “III” but decided he didn’t like that So uses “Deus” where possible.
Maxibillion D. Goldgebirge? :P
If he has a Doctorate degree in Economics, he could be called Dr. Deus.
I wonder if he likes green eggs & ham?
Yeah, I thought of Deus Ex as his name (I may have been playing old video games recently:-) )
Yeah, I keep thinking he’s named like and for the game.
His name is Deus. Large x-shaped scar on his face. Head of Machina industries. Not only would Deus Ex Machina be a pretty nifty villain name, it could also be (accurately) used as his job title…
:D
Hah, that’s great.
Hmm, that would be the name he has taken for the double meaning. Machina could mean machines and it can mean schemes so he is covered on two fronts. Throw the X scar and Deux is the name he would want. So his real name should be something he is distancing himself from.
Maybe Morgan Oscar Ron? Or something so common he is embarrassed by it.
https://nameberry.com/userlist/view/45536
Or a super girly name (also used on boys) like Piper, Jess, Doon, etc.
I’d change my name to if I wanted to be a super villian and had a girly boys name.
Machina is Latin. Deus ex machina means “God in the machine”. The term goes back to Ancient Greek theater (I don’t have a Greek font on my tablet, or I’d write it out for y’all) where an actor, portraying a God would be lowered by a rope, or pop out of some unused scenery, say a few things and save the plot from going all to heck. Anymore such a mechanism in a story is indicative of really bad plotting/writing.
It seems that here the writer is using the term for the meta-humor value.
Actually it’s “God out of the machine”. Ex is Latin for out.
Maybe his family were classical music fans and named him Amadeus, but he prefers an abbreviation?
(Ama)deus X(erxes) MacHina.
And now for your “Daily_Trivia”:
In the 1st of his 4-part “Cities In Flight” novels, James Blish had a character named MacHinery
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cities_in_Flight]
…Even though he acts more like a MacHiney…
No, the X stands for Xanatos, as in Xanatos Gambit. That would make for a more fun read (and a more challenging writing for the author).
Not featured in Deus: Humility
I’m pretty sure he would say that is his best feature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCsNunGnqE0
‘Nuff said.
God I haven’t heard that song in forever.
This should be Donald Trump’s campaign theme.
Nah, Obama got it first.
To a certain extent, you HAVE to have an ego the size of a small city in order to even think about trying to run for president. Well, I suppose a complete idiot might not realize just what the job entails, but even then, he’d likely have some grandiose self-image going on.
Just running a campaign can take its toll–look at how fast McCain, who has always seemed sharp as a tack, suddenly transformed into a rather confused-looking nursing home resident after a few weeks on the trail. The job itself? Look at Obama. He’s aged 2 decades in 8 years, and that’s actually pretty typical.
It’s one thing to think you know what would be best for the country–everyone who votes does that, and so do most of the folks who don’t. But to believe you’re actually capable of bringing those policies through a fractured government in any form that actually resembles your intent requires you to believe that the tide turns on your commands–anything less would make people just throw up their hands and say, “Fssk it, I’m gonna go live on a beach in the tropics. I’ll be armed, and will shoot anyone who approaches without a platter with at least two drinks on it.”
That is why I’m of the firm opinion that anyone who would want to run for President should be automatically disqualified due to insanity…Who else would want a job that ages you that fast?
Better by far to catch people by surprise, selected from the population census & have them get the same amount of time & money to run their campaigns. If they’re caught by surprise, then they’re more likely to be honest, without time to think up a bunch of lies.
“It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.” – Muhammad Ali
Mac Davis: “It’s hard to be humble” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKWch_MNY0
Hold on there, you two…I already said, “‘Nuff said.”
;)
I humbly concede defeat :-)
“I’m not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have none.” – David Lee Roth
“I’m not conceited. But I have every right to be.” – a T-shirt I saw
Sorry, read my comment and the horrible vagueness temporarily broke my rectal cranial inversion (yeah, medical condition, chronic)… I meant a wallpaper of the country/currency studio backdrop. That would make an interesting wallpaper.
Yes, you would make good wallpaper.
Take care that you’re wallpapering a fairly small room, Doctor…Human skin can stretch over a surprisingly wide area but it does have limits.
I just need to do some minor touch ups on the interrogation room.
Well, that discounts the idea that it’s a small room…
Wow. Just, wow. o.O
pretty good super-power movie “The Subjects”.
Deus: I also got this sweet face scar fighting a unicorn with my bare hands!
.. the unicorn won.
The Unicorn was a luuser. He cheated.
yes, the unicorn cheated. it brought a narwhal. and bacon.
At midnight. Obviously.
That’s always been my favorite time to strike.
O.o
4:50 pm on Friday afternoon with a rush project is mine.
I prefer midnight because, “A thousand throats may be slit in a single night by a running man.”
Nope it lost due to his rugged manliness overpowering it with its pure awesomeness.
Then for laughs, he flying power bombed it onto a Narwhal so hard it burst into flames making Narwhal bacon.
For a moment I thought Sydney was trying to watch boring TV to sleep.
Is he the villain who makes sure his Secret Lair has hero proof ventilation ducts?
(There’s a book for that.)
Apparently a fan of a particular 1950s TV series.
I can’t help it. I love this guy! He was _born_ to be a supervillain! :)
okay his profile needs adjustments
comes off VERY shady ALL the time would be more appropriate…
Yeah, being shady “at times” is all fine & dandy in the privacy of his own office with an on-demand recorded lighting/thunder strike, but he’s doing it on a broadcast to the open public too.
At dawn, in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at dusk, in the evening, and at night all count as at times.
Is that an actual, real life tie knot? If so, then I want that, looks wicked.
ARCSWAT vs The Rich Guy (and his army of lawyers) I could see Arianna as the heavy hitter here… With aid from light and dark divisions. God this thing has so many possibilities…
Just google the trinity knot. ;)
Thanks a lot! My wife will have fits till I show her its “legal” XD
And he’d have the ego to go through the trouble of wearing such a large and garish knot (though it toes help that he’s big and muscular. The Trinity knot is bulky so looks bad on people with a slim frame)
And for all the hints towards it, I doubt he’s a villain. He probably has his plans and they might not have the BEST interest of the public in mind, but that doesn’t mean he wants to directly or indirectly hurt people.
Remember the gold hoarding geo-kinetik.. by selling it he can destroy the world gold based economic system, but that doesn’t mean he means to, or that is illegal for him to do so.
He has a button with which to summon ominous lightning and thunder at will in his office to accompany his maniacal laughter. If he doesn’t see himself as a villain (no, wait, _THE_ villain). I feel secure in saying that Deus himself would be the first to describe himself not only as _A_ villain but as _THE_ villain. :D
That might just be therapy. He may very well be somebody who understands that he has a congenital condition that, if left untreated, will eventually lead him to a place where he’s got a volcano lair and a self-destruct button. That never ends well.
Or a Howard Hughes / Nickola Tesla ending. Crazy, paranoid and sick.
Hey, I enjoy random evil laughs, but they don’t mean I’M plotting bad things. Actually it usually me3ans I’m plotting good things…like free art or philosophy discussions…or the perfect Christmas present…
When I use the “Evil Laugh,” it’s because my evil plan at the moment involves sending chills down someone’s spine. I’ve got a high success-rate at doing that…
I like using my ‘Evil Laugh’ to scare the hell out of telemarketers and would-be prankcallers.
I can see how having made so much money and having such astonishing hair could give a person an inflated sense of their own importance.
It’s the “I got away with buying a country. No, really, I AM NOW SAYING OUTRIGHT THAT I BOUGHT A COUNTRY and apparently everybody’s chill about it” that’s probably fueling his sense of self-validation.
No. He did not say he “bought” a country. He says he effectively “owns” one. Big legal difference there. He could be talking about investing money in their infrastructure, etc. which the country has to pay back. He could be talking about having a large number of shares in most, if not all, of the active companies and corporations of said country. He could be talking about the government leaders being effectively “on his payroll.”
Still, that is quite a chilling prospect.
I’m calling it now, he’s going to at least try to pull a “Diplomatic Immunity” get out of jail free card at some point.
Followed by a Boom! and a hole appearing in the middle of the X. “Revoked.”
… Except that, unlike in the movies, ‘Diplomatic Immunity’ is NOT an automatic ‘Get Out Of Jail Free Card’. Such people can still get arrested, or charged, or deported. It’s just that many countries won’t followthrough unless the crimes are truly heinous and/or major.
I like her necklace.
That is a nice necklace. I wonder if amazon sells it?
If so, I hope Dave gets a cut for the product placement.
Hey, Dave? Have you considered putting brand name products in the comic for a small fee? Play Pepsi and Coke against each other, for example, to see who pays better. Old school.
Obviously it’s a first name. Equis is his last name, in case you were wondering
No, his last name is Deus. His parents were big fans of classical music and gave him the first name ‘Ama’.
His mother’s name was Anna.
Unearned, you’re a megalomaniac. Earned, your just a bragging asshole.
That’s pretty much true, but DaveB made it humorous enough that I literally LoL’ed on pretty much every panel.
:)
A minor typo in panel three, by the way. You have the interviewer saying, “So you admitting to having a bit of an ego at least?”
technically it’s not a typo, it’s missed punctuation, because if we put in a comma after ‘so’, the sentence works fine. then again, it probably IS more correct with a (‘re) at the end of the word ‘you’ instead.
…Or simply shortening “admitting” down to “admit,” which stills works in conjunction with “you.”
Yeah, should be “you’re admitting” or “you admit” I’ll get it updated.
she jus dunna speachify propiary hers inglas
I’d say “you’ll admit” sounds better than “you admit” since she’s asking/requesting not stating but grammatically it works.
That’s a little ambiguous. If she was asking “you’ll (as a contraction of “you will”)” admit to something that he had already clarified with some precision…No, he will not admit it because he already DID admit it.
;)
My thinking from what I’ve seen so far is…
Name: Deus Xavier Machina (or “Deus X. Machina”)
Superpowers (known or unknown, even to him):
– Subtle Hypnosis (aka: “Persuasiveness Aura” has the ability to subtly hypnotize people to agreeing with his proposals… great in business negotiations, getting women to sleep with him, and recruiting henchmen and double-agents.)
– Peak Potential (His body and mind are the peak of natural human potential. 200 IQ, amazing memory, natural Olympic level fitness and ability).
Think of Ozymandius from “Watchmen” but with a little bit of Starfox from Marvel Comics thrown in.
forseen altercation: “so, you’ll hench for me at no cost, and, in fact, pay me for the priveledge, then?” (unknown): “yes, yes we will”
[day later]: “Mom, what’s henching?”{view outside shows half-destroyed neighbourhood}
“…recruiting henchmen and double-agents.”
More accurately, he’s recruited a quintuple agent…
;)
Pfft! His sort don’t have henchmen (or henchpersons), they have MINIONS!
He does have a henchwoman, Miss Vale.
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/797
And
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1189
As you point out, Hench(person) means hiring someone as an assistant working close to the source of power. A Minion is just a low-level moob that’s just expected to follow orders. A Hench(person) hears the plans as they originate & can coordinate his/her actions in conjunction with the plan, but a Minion is nothing but expendable cannon-fodder & knows nothing about the Grand Scheme.
Am old enough so the first time I came across the name Ozymandius was in relation to “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” (spoiler,: it didn’t end well for Ozy or his works).
I think there’s a good chance that Deus is a ‘Super’ – namely, someone mysteriously gifted with a ridiculously perfect body by an unknown agency, as discussed here. Whether or not he has powers beyond that, is a toss-up.
Ah! Should have read the first comment page before answering on the second, I see.
I know the author hates names that are too much like a supper’s powers but in this guy’s case… it is not the name his parents gave him so a firs name of Manly or Alexander or Cesar or Rex would seams like about right for this guy. yeah calling himself Rex Dies seams just like him, just about humble enough. as for his birth name you can come up with that latter… randomly picked out of a phone book….
Or his parents gave him the worst name possible that he turned around and distance himself from.
Like Doon (which rarely is a Boys name) Xavier Machina. That he changed to Deus X Machina because it was as fittingly manly like he became … after killing a killer whale with his bare hands.
His resume’s not the only thing that’s thick. I’d do many horrible things to have hair like that.
It helps that he’s rich enough to hire ANY hairstylist he wants…
Except The Barberarian!
He doesn’t know about him yet.
If he saw the TV News coverage of that super-brawl the other night, he probably does know…
He may have the $ to hire him.
But there is NO way he can beat the fringe benefits from ARC.
You got that right…Dabbler’s in Archon, not Machina Industries.
Based on how he described himself, I believe Deus has more of a God Complex rather than Megalomania.
It’s refreshing to see a corporate sleazebag/supervillain so open with his ego. If you’ve got it why not flaunt it?
Because then you get arrogant blowhards like The Donald.
Who, unfortunately for us all, is not a fictional character.
Another good reason for such a map not being made is the number of currensies and how hard it is to get right, but the way you have made a mistake with Turkey =P
Surely both Maxima and Arianna might be watching this and giving their own MST3K style commentaries.
I always assumed that Deus was a shortening of Thaddeus.Otherwise you end up shortening down to Todd or Tad and that’s no good for stoking your
megalomaniaego.I used to wind up my roleplaying buddies with my character Joseph Thaddeus Darke, who would always empathise the second syllable when introducing himself. Thaddeus.
Obviously his first name is Ahma… :P
Slap a toupee on him, and you’ve got Donald Trump!
No, he seems smarter and more human then Trump. He doesn’t make racist comments and he respects the reporter more than trump would.
I’m loving the offbeat personalities of your characters, especially the bad guys. You are showing multi-dimensional personalities, which is delightfully realistic. I so want to read the backgrounds of all of the characters someday.
The company name could just be a play off his (probably last) name. Personally, he looks like a Maximilien to me. Maximilien Deus… it works.
I just love how he’s made a point and how stating look I’ve done this this and all the reporter gets out of it is “Oh hey, you’re egotistical” :p
Someone not well off, but decides to mention their winning times though, that’s not ego though :p
OMG, he’s Donald Trump!
I see that Deus has his fingers set to Maximum Steepleage again there at the end. It must be a bad guy thing – you never, ever see good guys doing that,
cue ari looking at your file with her fingers steepled beyond what franklin deus gretchen can manage as a slander charge is reported to a judge by her assistant.
I’m glad you put the effort into designing the background. IMO it turned out well, and it’s a really neat idea for a financial news show.
He may or may not be an antagonist. I like this ambiguity. But something tells me that no matter what game he is playing he is a Magnificent Bastard.
Ah, but is he a Fancy Bastard?
!!! Linked site contained a Trojan Horse !!!
DO NOT CLICK LINK!!!
Really? Works fine for me. Hrm.
Linked site is TVTropes! The Trojan horse is for us ADHD people is getting lost in the Wikiwalk. Wait a minute! How did the clock just jump 3 hours. I was only reading it for, at most, 10 minutes.
Katy’s link is, most certainly, a brain trap. My link, OTOH, is far more honest – it will simply melt your brain.
With hair like that AND a tailor-made suit with the tie in a Trinity Knot? Yep, he’s a Fancy Bastard as well as a Magnificent Bastard.
So, if he is found out and imprisoned for his crimes (that are obviously going to be revealed in the future) and he is removed from his company, then he will be “Deus (ex) Machina”?
He has shown a fascination for Max. If they got married and then later divorced she would be referred to in the tabloids as Deus’s ex, Maxima.
All hail the HAIR!!!
And NO ONE is sitting there going, ‘uh, we live in a world with super powers, should we worry about this guy?’ ?!