Grrl Power #349 – Inverting and abusing
Sydney’s abuse of genre savvy may eventually backfire on her. She could be burning trope karma for all she knows. But this is the beginning of the media circus that will be an important part of all the supers’ lives. Endless invitations to grand openings, clubs, morning news programs, talk shows, cooking programs, whatever. Eventually they’ll be rejecting far more than they’ll be accepting, though most of that will be filtered through Arianna’s staff.
I struggled with Aurelius’s use of the word “demarcation” because I had convinced myself there was a better word to use there. I wanted a word that meant something like demarcation, milestone, achievement or threshold that signifies a quantity which once achieved, tips you into a new category. Those words basically mean what I’m thinking of, but I still feel like there is an actual word that means exactly that, like it’s buzzing around on the tip of my tongue. Demarcation works, but it would be grammatically better if he said “A curious demarcation of wealth.” instead of “for” The word I want to exist would be grammatically better with “of.” It’s weird, even though English is, if not the language with the most words, then certainly a contender, but even in English it’s possible to find these sorts of gaps. I’m not sure if this is one of those times or if I’ve totally blanked on a perfectly cromulent word, but hey, new words get invented all the time.
In Sydney’s mind, the ability to afford an infinity pool means you have crossed from being a fiduciary plebeian into being “rich.” I’m not even sure those are especially expensive (and neither is Sydney) – more so than a regular pool to be certain, but they just feel opulent. That’s probably because while it’s possible to install one in your backyard, they certainly have more impact when attached to a house on a cliff, an ocean front property or a penthouse, so they’re more of an icing on the cake affair.
Sydney grew up in a very middle-to-upper middle class home. Her mom and dad do ok but were generally quite conservative with their money most of the time, to make sure they had enough for an annual summer vacation, to help Sydney with her first car, general planning for the future stuff. Growing up, Sydney was never flush with cash, but had enough to support her hobbies, and now that she’s living on her own she usually has enough to keep up with the usual luxuries but has to scramble whenever a big ticket item comes around like a new console or a trip to ComicCon, but little future proofing. We’ll have to see what having a flush bank account does to her in the coming chapters.
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Hmmmm in a world with real super’s I have to wonder what a meeting between actors that play super heroes and real super heroes would be like
I’d say about the same as a meeting between actors who play firefighters and real firefighters.
I know Firefighter/Paramedics enjoy meeting Randolf Mantooth who played Firefighter/Paramedic John Gage in the ’70s tv show Emergency!.
any reason why you couldn’t use off-duty supers in the film?
Hm, I’d be willing to bet that workplace injury laws haven’t quite caught up yet.
CG probably still looks better.
“Did you know they used a REAL flying Super for these shots?”
“Pfft, yeah right, cables, 12 o’clock…”
super with the ability of flight…side effect of powers: always appearing to be hanging from cables
And if she were in the Batman universe her name would be Marion Ett.
LOL. Uses psychic “Sky Hooks” (latches onto point in space, visible as intangible cables :P) to “fly” Spiderman style, the cables passing through solid objects no problem. Since they can position the other end anywhere, no need to shoot them building to building, just send the other end to orbital heights & swing yourself around that way…. :P
Ah, but what about actors who play villains meeting the villains.
“Okay everyone, no reason to panic, if Mr Jones gives me his autograph I will allow one of you to leave alive and safe to take my demands to the police.”
Oooh good one.
Honestly, I’m not sure that movies featuring superheroes would have quite the impact in a world where there are real-life, publicly-known superheroes. They wouldn’t be quite the novelty when the real thing lives right down the street. And everybody would be doing the real-life/movie-version comparisons – e.g. in a world in which Maxima was a real person, just imagine everyone debating whether she could take Superman or the Hulk in a fight… It’s a bit weird when one of them actually exists and the other is fictional…
Yeah, especially when Goku could totally take Maxima… XP
Yeah, but Halo, or Dabbler would probably beat him, same eventual scenario as Mr Violent from the big fight.
Halo does have her so-far-impenetrable shield on her side, but nothing offensive that Goku couldn’t just dodge with his speed. As for Dabbler, I can see her trying her seduction thing, then getting dumbstruck when it has no effect. He has proven himself exceptionally pure many times…
Mr violent? You mean Vehemence? Goku’s power levels are far beyond his I’d say (blow-up-moon strong as a little kid), so I wouldn’t see it turning out the same way. That said, Goku Vs power up Vehemence might be interesting, goku wouldn’t go for the win right away, yet Vehemence would constantly get stronger, so that would be worth watching…
You say that as though “Could Bruce Lee beat Batman” isn’t a forum topic already, despite one being fictional and one not.
(For the record, the answer is yes :P)
really? I never knew Bruce Lee was fictional.
Well if anyone could make a wormhole pool, it’d probably be Dabbler, and Sydney has just the abilities required to talk her into attempting to make one.
If she’s really genre savvy she should expect an ambush in the theater…. Hmm, I was sure that would do something.
Ninjas…. It’s a ninja ambush
smart, never say “worse” life likes to fuk ya up when you least expect it
“Could be worse, could be raining.”
*Cue immediate thunder storm…*
I live in seattle, here it’s more like:
“Could be worse, could stop raining……no? nothing? well screw you too, you fucking clouds!”
I’ve heard that the Native Americans who live in the area (mostly descendants of the Duwamish and Suquamish tribes, if I remember correctly) don’t have a rain dance. They have a “stop this damn wind and rain” dance, though. Doesn’t seem to work too well, especially not in winter. xD
Perhaps “A curious benchmark for wealth”?
So Sydney meant an endless pool. At first I thought she was referring to some superhero game mechanic.
A curious MEASURE of wealth.
I like benchmark. I wonder if you might want to change the adjective if you change the noun, like “odd benchmark” or “interesting threshold”
Collecting most of the suggestions:
classification
measure
benchmark
standard (“standard of opulence” maybe since that’s what she’s really thinking–or actually leave the “for/of wealth” part off and just say “that’s a curious standard, but yes”)
unique quantifier (I think “quantifier” is the one that matches my personal “word-shaped hole” for this, as someone put it)
I dunno I’m not convinced, I feel like it’s still out there.
Another option: metric
Sorry, can’t use metric. Sydney lives here in ‘Uh-merka’ and we don’t need no steenking metric system. Or at least the politicians have to name it something patriotic. “From now on, kilograms will be known as Freedom Pounds!”
Just got this off of Onelook.com:
So a demarcation is a demarcation?
Other than that, “demarcation” seems to fit.
She should invite Shrapnel to go with to the eventual avengers III premiere. Why? Because he’s there and anyone weringthat much purple has got to be a great person to watch movies with.
I was thinking that she should take Leon.
1. He’s just as much of a Geek.
2. She seems to think fondly of him, if just a little.
3. The contrast between her shortness and his height would make the cameramen cry.
His favorite Marvel character is the Hulk…
I would have said waypoint, possibly.
I think Sydney is thinking of a swimming pool like Escher’s Waterfall.
Daniel the Human here. Thanks for the few rare minutes of silence. That image confused Screwball so much, he went all BSOD :P. Seems some Cybertronians aren’t accustomed to Human optical illusions…
The way I see it, trying to figure out one of his paintings is an Escher-size in futility.
I want to see her just imagine diving into a Scrooge McDuck vault. I can picture her picturing this. Is that bad?
if you have enough money to, and are willing to take the risk of injury ( money doesn’t quite act like water in the way diving into a pool of money would suggest) there’s no reason why it would be bad. Good luck emptying the pool afterwards, though. ( and you would need to, or you WILL get every thief that can afford to travel to wherever the pool is trying to steal the money in question)
Not as much of a problem when this is your pool house. https://qschool.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ducktales.jpg
Yeah, I have to second/third/whatever the recommendation for ‘benchmark’.
“A curious metric…”
It’s not usually used to mean a threshold do much as it is a measurement, but I’m pretty sure it works in this case.
I love how Aurelius also looked like he expected something to happen!
And yay! Nerdy superhero gets invited to nerdy premiere!!
“measure of wealth”?
“metric of wealth”?
“quantum of wealth”?
Though, benchmark is a good one, and actually works better with “of” than with “for”.
“A curious benchmark of wealth, but…yes.”
I also like “benchmark”. I think a good case could also be made for “hallmark”.
Wait, isn’t this still 2011 in comic time? Avengers 1 isn’t even out yet
Artistic license… he even said as much for the scene where Halo barged in on Maxima’s meeting with the President… President OBAMA…. same thing here, he’s using a “current” movie-yet-to-be-released so WE can “get” the joke.. if Arianna had invited her to the opening of Avengers 1 ( to be comic-time accurate), we’d all be going “huh? that’s like been in and OUT of the theaters AGES ago… WFT!? why would she want to go see that NOW???”
Perhaps “…Eventual premiere of the next Avengers movie.” would have been better…
*Facepalms when I realize I’ve joined the ranks of those 2nd guessing the author’s choices…*
I have become that which I most laugh at…
Not the first time there has been a slip up. Back in
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1751
Mentions going Princess Elsa
I’m impressed with how this guy is handling Sydney’s asides with such aplomb. I get the feeling he’s dealt with more demanding clientèle than Sydney.
But probably none (or at least few) stranger.
I wonder how many ponies can Sydney buy with “Quite Wealthy” level of wealth?
The ponies won’t be the expensive part. The “Cutie” marks however…
…Not to mention Animal Protection fines…
…What? how was I to know not to kick back? Never seen 1 of those…things…before…
I think the word you’re looking for is “denotation.” If not, try checking here–it’s a great place to find the words you’re suddenly forgetting because you only generally use about 500 words in a day, but you probably know or have learned a minimum of four times as many.
https://www.thesaurus.com/
Again, a great site–no writer (comic or otherwise) should fail to check it out, and make regular use of it.
And you’re right, it should be “of wealth,” because the word is being used to mark “wealth” as the subject of the word “demarcation.” Or “denotation.” Whichever word you choose to use, the fact remains the same–since the preposition here marks the subject of a word that is basically a verb turned into a noun…which means that, even though it is already a noun, it still needs a subject. No, I don’t know why it works like that, but it does–try it and see. Just be careful of words like “run,” which are both nouns and verbs, because those sometimes use noun rules instead of verb rules.
If you were using the word “threshold,” it would be “threshold for wealth,” not just because threshold is already a noun, but because it is a noun whose definition creates an inherent verb in the sentence–to have a threshold means that something is somehow limited. Thus, the word “for” isn’t part of the actual sentence, but part of a prepositional phrase, which means that “of” won’t really work as well.
That final panel should be just a bit wider, so we can see Aurelius (sp?) holding his face up with his hand.
Sydney that’s not how Murphy’s law works!
Jr.?
I don’t think I noticed a Jr before.
I wonder if her pops will show up
That was first mentioned here.
a new tier of wealth perhaps?
This is when Murphy’s Law works with you
it’d be awesome to have a fast food place named Murphy’s, just so you could upsell the ‘Murphy’s Slaw’
How about the word Benchmark?
without reading all the comments, I’m not sure if someone has posted this before, but the fame of Grrlpower has spread to another comic
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/01-to-those-whod-ground-me/wakeupcall/
There was a post by GanymedeanOutlaw “I wonder what the slowest ratio of real time:comic time is.
Dumbing of Age would be around 5 years:1 month, about 60 times slower than real time”
Back came a reply from John “My candidate for that title is Grrl Power, which, after five years, has finally gotten to the second day of a flashback to several months before the first few pages, thus having made negative progress”
Um, “negative progress”? Isn’t that a contradiction of terms?
no more so than a military objective not being reached so the forces involved had to “advance to the rear” to avoid the “R” word… that would make it look like they were performing their tasks properly according to “The Plan” instead of the actual reality that they were incompetent and screwed up so badly they had to retreat…
R word?
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!
i haven’t done the math nor have i finished the archive binge yet, but i would go so far as to say that “The Mansion of E” is the most protracted 24 hours I’ve seen in a comic… though it’s time-frame IS still in the “current” time, with very little of it in flash-backs, as I’ve yet to see the main characters take a sleep yet…
1) Stupid question of the year award goes to “Interested?”.
2) Next panel: “Scoville Jr.! Dropping the portfolio.”
Of course the first thing that I thought of when she said “Infinity pool wealthy” was one of these:
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=infinity+well&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-004
And I was thinking “How the heck is that all that rich?”
“A curious measure/metric of wealth,” or maybe “A curious scale for wealth.” Though I didn’t use one myself in this instance, in general, thesauri are your friends.
I’ve been reading too many comics. When I heard Infinity Pool Wealthy, I immediately thopught of a gauntlet shaped pool with 6 different colored lights on the bottom representing gems.
Is the word you’re looking for “benchmark,” perhaps?
When she said infinity pool I was thinking one of those ‘endless pools’ with the treadmill and water movement so you can walk against water resistance or swim in something tiny. Which is still pretty ‘you have a fair bit of extra change around’ to me, but I’d probably say that to even having a normal in-ground pool.
Get addicted to drugs of some sort of course! Isn’t that what all superfluously rich people do eventually??? :P
This may be way off the beaten track but I have been wondering if Sydney has ever tried to have the balls orbit around something other than her head. An orb version of a hula hoop might be kinda neat and very confusing for somebody looking for the short hero with balls flying around her head because the leader warned them that she is something more than mostly harmless.
yes, remember when she was showing off herself as an atom?
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/601 (by the way)
What I really like is that, regardless of how things may or may not be in the future, Sydney’s version of thinking big is really achievable just in general. She sees rich as being able to have a cool, yet not fullsize swimming pool, that she’s working the system by getting a ticket to a premiere of a movie (probably hasn’t occurred to her that they (most likely) are referring to the one in Hollywood, surrounded by the stars, which would most assuredly result in various action stars with drool on their suits, one-of-a-kind dresses, etc).
If I could make an comparison, she reminds me of how I see Peter Parker’s personality – full of down-to-earth, basically humble aspirations. I like that aspect of her personality.
The powah of genre savvy!
\m/ Powah to daa people!!
I personally would use “Strange metric of wealth.”
There are other words I’d be partial to: Lineation, Measure, Stratum, and Demarcation (which you used with curios); but I like metric the best for two reasons
Firstly, one could expound further on the Sidney wealthedness scale: jank slip-and-slide (Tarp, hose and hill), sprinklers, brand name slip-and-slide, kiddy pool, above ground pool, Jacuzzi, in ground pool, in ground pool with water-slide, infinity pool, infinity pool with options (like waves or water-slides, or waves and water-slides), all of them.
Secondly, since metric implies a regular system it pair with strange in a wonderful oxymoronic fashion.
Actually, if I ever do become so wealthy, I think I would try to purchase Boeing’s new portable laser cannon…
You mean this one? Yeah, wouldn’t mind it myself. No Decepticon flag ship, but nice anyway…
Boeing. The only airplane company where they make the things out of rubber in case they crash…
(say ‘Boeing’ 5 times in a row without it sounding like a cartoon sound effect of something bouncing. bet you can’t)
Someone in reality is now going to cosplay as her when it does come out heheh. Send us pictures.
Has anyone mentioned the word “delineator” yet? It seems to me that would be the exact word he’s going for.
Yes!
Infinite pool = Bruce Wayne, Tone stark?