Grrl Power #32 – Oh Snap!
Woo! Bonus comic this week! I’m going to start posting a second comic whenever I get my buffer up to a certain point, probably on Thursdays. It won’t be every week, maybe not every other week but I’ve got to get this story moving. Every comic I can get up will help.
So yeah, Sydney’s pretty fed up with whatever’s in there, fortunately she’s handling it with poise. Cursing for her is nothing short of an art form as you can see. It’s not so much about the actual foul language as it is combining words into new strange and frightening concepts.
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How come I get the slight impression that Sydney not all that happy with source of her powers or that willing.Like a drafted Green Lantern maybe.
i would say seems more like accidentally eating a devil fruit from one piece. like buggy the clown.
What she’s irritated about is the meta-tether.
really she is just annoyed at how hard it is to hide them and the only way she can cause her so many problems
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BLARGG!
(Maybe that’s a Sydney flashback?)
That is quite the collection of concepts in the last panel there.
Smurf asphyxiating huh
I know plenty of people who would love to asphyxiate smurfs. A larger number would prefer to use matches and gasoline to eradicate them.
If you asphycate a Smurf, what color does it change to?
Purple. Someone asked the creator that years ago.
“Nuke the Smurfs – and use the glowing little blue buggers for runway lights!
Ooooohhhh….so THAT’S why their blue!!!
That Would be Evil! Do not be silly you do not asphyxiate Smurfs ! You boil them alive and make Gold, Or you eat them to live forever. Just Waiting Food and resources Is WRONG PEOPLE! Recycle Recycle RECYCLE!!!!
I still think crispy smurfs is the way to go. Or maybe a nuclear-pepper sizzling smurf Chinese-style dish.
Or make them into Wallets:
https://www.lfg.co/page/179/
I know…Sydney makes it sounds like that’s a bad thing.
Sonofa bagel baking dolphin blowhole is now my new favorite curse
I think it’s dolphin blowhole molesting
I think it just hit her on purpose. It’s sentient!
Check the previous comic. the strap was caught on the armrest of the seat.
That does seem to happen quite often :)
I know, but I just think it would be cooler (and have a lot more plot hooks) if it could think on its own.
As I said, that strap so far always seems to get caught at the most inconvenient moments….:)
wow, i’ve never experienced such a beautiful collaboration of words before. I now know what people mean when they say that cursing is an art-form. XD
Woot! Bonus comic!
Why isn’t some bank security person coming out right about now?
It’s one of those smaller locations that has a teller desk, a few offices to the side to consult about loans, and like 3 or 4 drive through spots in the back. There are a few like that around me and I’ve never seen an armed security guy in the lobby unless there’s an armored car doing a pickup/dropoff. Maybe they’re there but it seems weird they’d hide in the back somewhere and not make their presence known.
That makes sense. I can think of a few local banks that would ignore a car alarm and a girl shouting unique obsenities now that you mention it.
What car alarm?
Fourth panel. When she *bonked* into the car behind her, it went ‘Squee Squee Squee Squee Squee’.
Oh I thought she was making that sound.
Car alarms go off all the time for random things, like birds flying over them (I’ve seen this one myself). People ignore them. Rather useless irritants is about all they are.
But at night in cities, they are excuses for egging parties…
Security person would call the police if they wear going to do anything, As the bank could be sued if they ran out and did Anything. And if they do what there supposed to call the police they are considered Lazy or drawing Negative attention to the Bank. Security Guards have a sucky job. My father was the the Head supervisor for Riverside security. And in the event of a robbery a Security guard is told to NOT Draw his or her Weapon And not do anything other than be polite. If he or she dose they will be fired and Sued in a court of law and possibly face criminal Charges from the Bank. There insurance covers robbery but not customers or angry workers that sue.
There told to be polite do as the rodder tell’s them and hold the door if he asked. Not to fight back if you kill some one or fire your weapon in self defense the company would not sue you but would fire you.
So why have Security Guards that not allowed to do anything? Simple to make the customer feel safe about there cash, that it there window dressing. My father had Ex Navy Seals working with him and all they could do in a robbery was hold the Door. They thought it was funny as hell. lol
I love the creative insults she is coming up with!
Damn, unless my eyes deceive me, that’s a beta in there. in Scheibe, the b is a beta.
I think. I could be suffering from craziness.
Yeah that’s the correct way to spell “scheizer” which is German for shit. Sydney knows how to cuss in many languages.
I had no idea scheibe was the same as scheizer. That changes the whole last portion of the text in the last panel for me, and yet it is still my favorite part.
Todays lesson is how to say shit in german. Now I can say it in english spanish, vodan, and german.
In french, Merde! Captain Picard (sp?) would say it on occasion. :)
Yup – correct way.
Also, that’s not a Beta but the Germanic Double S or Sharp S, depending on what grammar texts you are referring to.
<<== person whose spelling and grammar is atrocious in several languages (yay spell-check)
Then of course only the Germans use it. We Swiss prefer to simply put two s (“Scheisse” in this case). No need to invent extra letters where you don’t need them now, is it. ;)
Trust the Swiss to find a way to be neutral…I can say that, as my last name is ***gli…
The Swiss are neutral because of history no one wanted to fight them and lose which they did often in the middle ages. The other people lost, not the Swiss.
to say the truth with all those grammar reforms we had here in germany its spelled Sheisse as well
and the letter you mean is ß and called an sz or es zed and not only used in that word even if it is the most used one outside of germany ^^
The locals–Germans from Russia, speaking a Platdeutsch dialect, tend to use “Mischt”.
Well, the old german had two sorts of “s”:
a long one that looked much like a f without the crossing dash and that you would only find in the middle of a word,
and the “normal” curved one for the end of a word.
Writing a lot of sz lead to said ligature of ß – although in all capitals it is replaced with “ss” – crazy, I know…
Wow Syd thats some sailor mouth you have there, if there was an olympic event in cussing I think you just won the gold
….goat shaving MOUSEKETEER poking… i happened to be drinking something while reading this.. i hit mouseketeer and i created a reason to clean my monitor Ty. lololol
Thanks for the bonus comic!
I simply love the last panel. Any one can cuss, but you have to love a girl that can curse creatively!
Now I get to be the annoying guy… where’d that car come from?
It’s not in the previous comic?
It’s not actually a car. It’s the awesome superhero known as “Ploty McDeviserson.” He disguises himself as random objects or people that help to move stories along of far more interesting people, and then vanishes without a trace soon after.
Would you believe it was juuuust outside of the frame of the security camera from the previous comic? No? Maybe she was just struggling with the tube long enough for someone to park there and go in. Yeah… That’s the ticket.
The car got smacked, and the alarm went off. Next step is to smack the driver. I know Sydney had her door open, but that’s no excuse for the guy to straddle the line and park diagonally across two parking spaces.
Or else it’s the guy who is the only other car in sight on the road–ten feet off your rear bumper. The guy who, given an empty lot, parks 12 inches from your driver side door. The guy who–well, you get the idea.
Klingon Raping… is that even possible?
It is, I think. Assuming you can Worf He-Man. :p
Would hate to see the one capable of it considering Klingon sex usually involves broken bones and lacerations X_X
actually its pretty easy since rape has nothing to do with broken bones and more with the simple fact that one part does not want it with klingons they both want it they just do it in a way that makes sure the hospital comes sooner than 9 months ^^
Wow. I haven’t seen cursing like this from anyone not from Quebec.
Heh, I am a master of run-on sentences. It is an art, you see. One that you must carefully cultivate in the most oppressive of environments, lest it be snuffed out.
Uhhhh I think a few of those terms are mutually exclusive, and I’m fairly certain about 95% of those terms would never enter into the welcome speech a Marine DI gives his recruits. I don’t think Adam Sandler even knows half that stuff.
I’m getting a vibe from the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Now if I ever see it again for the 4th time, I shall recall the last panel as the last minute of the movie rolls over my light-holes. It shall be GLORIOUS.
Maybe AAoPs (Ancient Artifacts of Power) shouldn’t be “whamed” repeatedly.
Ok, this confirms it, Sydney is really my friend niki. no doubt at all, one time she got mad and did this exact thing, once she hit “cunt-guzzling” it made her laugh enough to stop
I’m taking insult notes and i thought i had imagination!
o. my. gosh…….. my mom would KILL me if i evr used NY of tht language. lol im gonna b 15 n 2 wks and……….. just wow……. lol
I’m so impressed that you wrote all that out, that’s some truly creative use of alot more than mere profanity, yet it all stays truly vulgar to the end. Reminds me of that wonderful “Shakespearean insult kit” I got a friend for Christmas many years ago…
Thanks. I’m surprised so many people actually read through it all. I tend to skim large blocks of text like that unless it’s clear that it’s important dialogue/exposition.
I actually did just skim it until I hit “Steaming Pile of Chupacabra Jizz drinking”. Then I had no choice but to read it throughly.
Ok so my name is Thomas Scheibe, I read the giant swear box just out of curiosity… why is my name in it? Scheibe is german, but I don’t see much german in it
“Scheibe” with the weird B in it (not something that appears in English) is “shit” in German. It’s pronounced “schizer” which is hopefully different from how you pronounce your name.
Oh goodness no, my name’s pronounced Shy-bee. Meaning plane, glass, or target. I knew schizer but I didn’t know Schieße was another term for that.
Well it’s not another term, that’s just the correct German spelling as I understand it. There’s a little discussion further up in the comments about alternate ways to spell it too.
Your name means TARGET?! I do hope your not military.
Actually yea, currently in afghanistan hahaha. U.S. Army
THank you for your service.
On behalf of the veterans, You’re welcome, yes I am a veteran.
*Salute*
but yea it was a pretty interesting read
I always wondered why English-speaking people don’t swear in length. Now I see: this is why. It really doesn’t sound like it. Though I really don’t like foul language or when people use it around me; I always kind of wondered why English is so poor in it. [I’m not a native speaker btw]
Wow! I never thought I’d ever see anyone who could curse in a way more funny than Yosemite Sam!
…What has been seen/heard cannot be unseen/unheard…
At least, by anything short of Alzheimer’s or severe cranial trauma.
With a mouth like that, she could be a drill instructor in the military.
Another laughed-till-my-sides-hurt.
I know this is really old and to be honest I’m not sure about this, but I don’t think that’s a run-on sentence. All she did was list off descriptions, and I don’t think there’s a limit to how much you can do that in a sentence. If anything the sentence is wrong because there are no commas. I’m not too good at grammar though so I could be wrong.
Here is the transcript for those who want to have it forever and ever and ever:
“Bag of distended sphincter donkey wrangling pile of yeast infected cock munching pole smoking butt pirate monkey grooming sonofa bagel baking dolphin blowhole molesting foreskin collecting smurf asphyxiating garlic sniffing armpit stained foot blue cheese fucking Klingon raping scat munching goat shaving mousketeer poking steaming pile of chupacabra jizz drinking retard herding grandmother fucking atomic scheiße pipe eating pussy slurping prolapsed fuck”
Alternate version in all of it’s CAPS glory:
“BAG OF DISTENDED SPHINCTER DONKEY WRANGLING PILE OF YEAST INFECTED COCK MUNCHING POLE SMOKING BUTT PIRATE MONKEY GROOMING SONOFA BAGEL BAKING DOLPHIN BLOWHOLE MOLESTING FORESKIN COLLECTING SMURF ASPHYXIATING GARLIC SNIFFING ARMPIT STAINED FOOT BLUE CHEESE FUCKING KLINGON RAPING SCAT MUNCHING GOAT SHAVING MOUSKETEER POKING STEAMING PILE OF CHUPACABRA JIZZ DRINKING RETARD HERDING GRANDMOTHER FUCKING ATOMIC SCHEIßE PIPE EATING PUSSY SLURPING PROLAPSED FUCK”
Yes, the “” where required. I’m sorry, but grammar must be heeded!
Desu.
Wow, she even used a german cussword. I’m proud if her.
Her hair tie changes colour a couple of times on this page. It’s been yellow up until now.
At least we know what is in there.
Her fantastic breath control is to be admired by all who seek to emulate her!!! All hail the goddess of potty mouth!!! Bow all you peasents!!!
Wow. Sydney could give lessons to Bethany Anne from the Kurthurian Gambit series.
Way to keep a low profile. :-D
I kind of miss Sydney’s Grand Mastery of Swear-fu in later comics. It’s definitely one of those delicious little treats.
Sydney is clearly fully capable of defeating Muggle-class muggers with nothing but various combinations of spicy breath, Cuss-Fu, and tongue judo. The orbs seem to have hijacked her approach to battle, but that makes sense when fighting supers. If they’re in grabbing range, they’re inside Mr. Bubble, which is bad news. She could probably fill the inside of her barrier with spice fumes, though…I wonder why that hasn’t come up yet.
Give it time. All it takes is a lunch time visit to the food court and stocking up on a tummy full of ‘the unmaker’.
Easily solved though, by making use of the green orb, to refresh the air. But with that kind of strength, Sydney and her passengers would probably have to walk around, with the shield up, as they would not want Halo to take her hand off the green orb.