Grrl Power #1287 – Cultural exchange
I accidentally drew that apple way too realistically.
You’d think that “trying to steal my body” would put Lapha on “The List” (which come to think of it, we haven’t seen in quite a while) but, Sydney also has a checklist of superhero tropes that she’s working her way through, and it would be unfair for her to add someone to both lists for the same action, so instead she’s trying to be magnanimous.
People who lose a limb are often said to have Phantom Limb Syndrome, where the brain is just used to that limb being there and starts making up sensations for the missing bits. It’s far less common for someone to have a limb added. Not reattached, but like someone born with one flipper arm having it replaced with a donated limb from some generous motorcyclist. Actually… I’m not sure if that ever has happened. But if it does, there’s probably some reverse P.L.S. situation, where they poke their new hand and their brain is like “Nope. Didn’t feel nuttin’!” And of course there’s probably a considerable adjustment period where that guy is walking around just bangning his new arm into everything the moment he stops thinking about having a new arm. But that would still be different that having a new limb that your body and nervous system is not evolutionarily equipped to handle. Like if you woke up with wings, the adjustment period just from your brain learning to process the sensations would probably be considerable.
But for races like Lapha’s, the meatblanks they customize are always sold with the appropriate motor and sensory bits all ready to go. Sure, there’s still a bit of a learning curve, but they have the software to match the hardware. That doesn’t mean you remember to tuck your tail when you sit down. Even Garamm’s race needs to learn that, but usually they’ve figured it out by the time they’re about 5 years old. (Their tails aren’t long enough to dangle on the ground when they’re very young.) Garamm has a vested interest in Lapah liking her tail, so he’s trying to be helpful.
I think it would probably kind of suck to go from living in an technologically advanced society to a much less advanced one. Sure, all the isekai to the past books are fun to read, mostly because it allows we the readers, who mostly have an average modern education, to imagine that we could become the grand sage of metallurgy, steam, warfare and medicine. Of course, those books usually never really dwell on just how awful those first few months would be until you got established somewhere and invented hot showers and food that isn’t mostly stew.
Let’s say the tech level Lapha is used to is ST:TNG levels, and now she’s stuck living on our early 21st century world. Imagine reading about tech news, like the next Playstation or whatever and seeing that it can store a terabyte of information and render games at 120 FPS with anti-aliasing and volumetric fog and clouds! To a 2-dimensional screen. Using the same controller that the PS1 debuted with, (except for the updates that happen after Nintendo does something innovative). Playing games with pre-set dialog trees and no face-scan emotion recognition, etc, etc. It’d be like handing a Gen-Z an Etch-a-Sketch and telling them it’s the cutting edge.
Knowing you have to wait like 200 years for these people to catch up to what you’re used to would probably be a little exhausting. Sure, there’s the argument that there’s such a thing as too much tech, and going to a restaurant and seeing half the tables just staring at their phones supports the idea, but I think that says more about the people and culture using the tech than being any sort of criticism against particular technological milestones.
Although, given that Lapha will be working with Arc-LIGHT, I’m sure whoever her handler is will be taking notes whenever she is grumpily tapping away at a phone screen and grousing about “You people really should invent [billion dollar idea.]” And the handler is all, “Oh? That sounds useful, how does that work?”
Huh. I didn’t think I’d have much to write about this page, but I hit the ADHD button and off I went.
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It’s Escorpia/Sciona, fresh off her successful… extortion campaign? I’m not sure if extortion is the right word. Addicting someone to superpowered narcotics then withholding to compel directed behavior? Kind of a ransom/extortion/generally being a butt kind of thing. There’s probably a better word for that. Anyway, check out Sciona’s business casual getup at TWC, and Patreon has a bunch of… let’s call them increasingly casual variants.
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Xenomelia, the “foreign limb syndrome,” is characterized by the non-acceptance of one or more of one’s own extremities and the resulting desire for elective limb amputation or paralysis.
To rub it in more, Peggy organizes a camping trip for all the privates, foreign guests (aliens) and anybody else who wants to go. Just more technological comparisons for Lapha to make. This may apply to some of the others.
“I can’t take my phone?” “Where we are going does not have cell phone coverage. I will have a satellite phone for emergencies.”
“What about for taking pictures?” “That’s fine, but there won’t be any place to recharge it.” “Hey, Jiggawatt, you’re coming, right?”
“So why are Max, Anvil, Hiro and Stalwart not coming?” “They have other responsibilities, so they will be staying at base. That means you guys get to carry everything in and out without their help.”
“Can I bring my …” “No Digit. You may not bring any of your inventions. Besides, you would have to carry them into the campsite and out again.”
“So where are we going, anyway?” “We will drive, maybe fly, to the drop-off point, then canoe for a couple of miles along the lake, with a couple of portages before we get to the camping site. We will be there for 4 days, then come back.”
Wait, they can’t take a camera for the taking of pictures? o_O
I have occasionally seen specialist shops that’ll still sell you a camera in this decade
Was it a… vintage or antiques shop?
Film photography is a niche hobby, but it’s shared by enough people that large cities have specialized stores for it, usually in the “hipster” neighborhoods.
I have a film camera. 35 millimeter SLR, by Pentax. It’s always good to have a non-digital backup.
I do also have a Nikon DSLR camera though which uses an SD card.
I wouldnt call myself a hipster though. :) Bought them at a place called B&H in New York. It’s a pretty major store actually.
Still, compared to all the digital cameras out there taking pictures of everyone’s food to post online, film is a niche. Heck, talk photography with average people and you’re bound to get at least one who will tell you they can take better photos with their smartphone camera than people can with film SLR or DSLR/mirrorless. Oy-vey!
I’d consider it “enthusiast” and not hipster, although in the smaller towns those specialty shops tend to be in those neighborhoods. B+H is awesome – I’ve done mail-order from them (other side of the country). But I also have an excellent local shop in the pseudo-hipster neighborhood. Whatchagonnado?
DaveB REALLY did draw that apple super realistically. Until I re-read DaveB’s blurb beneath the comic, I thought he put a photo in there for some reason and was trying to figure out why.
Nope. It just turns out that he’s just exceptionally good at drawing apples,
..and now i want apple cake and it is all his fault!
Thought it was a tomato, the love-apple (the only fruit you find in a regular salad)
This is true, cucumbers are not nice in salad
Cuke’s are fruit?
Or is this the new rebranding that everything has been wrongly categorized for centuries?
Like, banana’s and pineapples are berries, and apples are flowers
yes, cucumbers can supposedly be cross-bred with watermelons to make miniature watermelons for salads
Watermelons are disgusting melons! :P
Bite your tongue. watermelon juice is my favorite drink :)
it mixes really well with coconut water, too!
Juice, yes, the fruit, no
Rockmelon or Honey Dew are the superior Melon
I prefer Bitter Melon. They make excellent soups.
Not heard of those
P.L.S. is of considerable interest to the Therian community as we experience phantom limbs for body parts we’ve never had. I’ve sometimes felt discomfort in my other arms, and frequently when going to bed I feel my entire missing lower body frustrated and flailing because I can’t coil up properly with these human legs.
People have always used whatever methods they had to avoid talking to people in public when they don’t want to. Earliest writings on the subject I know of are complaints about the prevalence of News Papers and how people would just hold the paper up in front of them, isolating from others who would want to engage in conversation. Some extroverts just can’t get the concept that introverts have always existed and we don’t always want to talk to you.
They have a “Make Max use Foul Language” Bingo cards. I think, Sydney should have made herself a “Lived Through Superhero Trope Events” Bingo cards, and it definitely should contain “Got Hypnotised/Bodysnatched/Mindcontrolled”, “Fought Against Evil Twin” and “I Survived Rube Goldberg” on it.
Don’t forget “Died but got better”.
Which Vash though? Guessing old one as it predates the comic and the other is fairly new, then again, so is Tennant’s run as The Doctor. I never watched the new Trigun because I saw the animation style theyd be using and chose not to.
The new Trigun is not worth the time of day. Not just the visuals, but also the story and stuff.
Lapha is infected with Nerd Culture.
She’ll begin to geek out on things as she progresses to stage 2 of the infection.
Stage 3 is full bingeing on entire arcs of different media and genre.
…and that is a GOOD apple rendering!
I know, right? It’s really impressive. :)
Hi, i just wanted to report that the page number is duplicated. This one should be #1287.
Oh i found it
Can this be deleted or is it there forevere now?
I do love the Vash (Trigun) reference.