Grrl Power #1259 – Activate sexy chick theme song
Max had a “workout top” in her trunk, though the hip huggers probably required a quick flight back to her closet.
And before you ask, yes, she is using about 10-6 of her flight power to make her hair just a teensy bit “underwatery.” So she’s not really entering in slow motion while her “Sexy Chick Theme Song” plays, but it kind of looks like it.
I’m not sure what Maxima’s sexy chick song is. Sydney has Bad to the Bone set as Maxima’s ringtone, but Brick House by the Commodores would be totally appropriate as well, or some custom march like Oren Ishii got. What wouldn’t work for her is some straight up sexy song, like Foxy Lady. What Maxima really needs is a song like Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, but to my knowledge, there really aren’t any songs about women who a badder than a junkyard dog and are therefore awesome, and not psychos who key your car, Carrie. Maybe there’s some sea shanty about the girl waiting for a sailor at port who drinks dwarves under the table and brawls with pirates, but if so, it’s probably not a “sexy” song. Sexy songs need electric guitar. Songs that are too sexy need saxophone.
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Theme-wise I’d say that something like “Skinny Little Missy” by Nickelback would fit this situation to a T.
Admitted and duly noted; Max is neither “Skinny” nor “little”, but I couldn’t find a version of the song titled “Toned Tall Lady”.
;)
“Her Strut” by Bob Seger
“Do You Wanna Touch Me” Joan Jett – this would be perfect for her entrance into the break room
Agree that something with good sax would be ideal, but kinda hard to do a google search for “songs about strong women with good sax”
I was coming here to say the same, any of Joan Jetts more famous one suits my head canon of Max. Bad Reputation and I love Rock and roll have the energy, and perhaps I hate myself … (with another lyrics)
One of the most inspired song choices was “Short Skirt / Long Jacket”, which describes Sara the CIA agent in the “Chuck” TV series.
However, it doesn’t have that badass, Blues energy that you’d get from George Thorogood.
However… found a “bad girl songs” thread on Reddit, and while most of the songs have that Scott Pilgrim punk vibe and don’t work in this setting, “I Like It Heavy” by Halestorm might be a choice.
Also possibly “Mz. Hyde” by Halestorm, among others.
I would say, with tongue in cheek, that Max should have a classic song. All possible puns intended. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuKfiH0Scao
With a wardrobe change, Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) by The Hollies
Consider the Mrs. Leroy Brown song for her theme. https://youtu.be/UkdwIiRxgIE?t=57
I can hear Fisky’s jaw hit the ground…
I’m thinking “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”
She’s Always a Woman – Billy Joel.
I would love to hear that one merged with ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady’
Carl Carlton – “She’s A Bad Mama Jama”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRRtbEeokE8
She’s built, she’s stacked…
Maxie, You’re a fine girl, (you’re a fine girl) What a good wife, you would be…
But honestly, I see Max and I hear “Vahalla Calling”… “Ohhh Whoa-oohh-ohhh, Valhalla calling me”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG7fk_DUz5g&list=RDtG7fk_DUz5g&start_radio=1
Imagine hearing that playing before Max sashays into the room…
No, no, no, wait…
We’ve missed the obvious!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g
Ohh yeaahhhhhhh… Bow Bow!!! Chick-Chickachickahhhhhhh
I recommended that one on page 1 of the comments…heh.
well if you are saying yeah
this AMV is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxPKooCa4MU
“Fire” by The Ohio Players might be a bit on the nose for the situation, but “Skin Tight” might work.
Or for something of more recent vintage: “About Damn Time” by Lizzo (“It’s ‘Bad Bitch O’Clock!'”}
You don’t put a magnet in a fire because it ruins the magnet: At around 80 °C, a magnet will lose its magnetic force and it will become demagnetized permanently if exposed to this temperature for a period, or if heated above its Curie temperature. Heat the magnet even more, and it will melt and eventually vaporize.
But using a magnet to determine the optimal temperatures for nominalization is very useful!
Doing “magnetic fire damage” makes me think of Warframe, tbh.
“Hell in High Heels” by Motley Crue… all about beautiful women that were bad for those who underestimated them. Also just a fun song.
Bad Romance cover by Halestorm. Heck anything sung by Lizze probably would work
Except maybe Shatter Me. Also, I think I’d like her band’s cover of Bad Romance better if she’d pronounced the French words correctly (since I’m assuming Lady Gaga used the French pronunciation in the original version for stylistic purposes; hearing the English pronunciation instead grates just that little bit).
Maybe the Doom Theme in a major key: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-gqElQrmI
Maxima’s sexy chick song..?
I would give her “Red Riding Hood” from Elysian Fields – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdDQ6kSOJYM
for some reason i really like this pairing, but already know she will propably be with that evil dude:(
Think what a knot it would tie in Deus’ shorts to know that he lost to Rowan, though.
No one else bothered by their moustaches?
Successfully resisted the urge to link multiple moustache songs.
Lots to say about their amateurish fire hazards.
If Rowan is stuck in the Firehouse due to being on duty, there’s DoorDash or something equivalent.
Maybe we’d see a Super making the delivery.
Tommy Lee Jones in a black suit will deliver the food.
This is the only correct choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5oPZFDci80
I get the feeling Anvil’s shopping habits are entirely responsible for the Hiphuggers being in Maxima’s closet… Especially since I can “feel” the camel toe from here.
How in the world has no one mentioned Brick House by the Commadores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GT0lsKRQLw
Um, DaveB, the author did, in his own commentary, where the whole question about “What would Max’s sexy chick theme song be?” was originally brought up.
oh, Lure him away… in that outfit? there are forces that could prevent him coming with you. though in most cases they will want reinforcement.
I do believe that rowan will not have to try to convince his coworkers she is ‘real’. now the questions about activities will be epically immature and that will go on and on. one could even say.. All Night Long.
Don’t know if anyone’s mentioned it yet, but heating a magnet demagnetizes it.
A Girl Named Tex, by Trocadero. Only real option.
Looking at her here, I’m gonna vote ZZ Top’s Legs, cause yowsa. And I’m not a leg man, but WOW.
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p1 Well you learn something new everyday.
p2 (inarticulate questioning)
p1 Angels get layovers on their trips from heaven.
It doesn’t matter what *actual* “Sexy Chick Theme Song” is playing…all his mates will hear is “Brown Chicken, Brown Cow….”
I’m surprised no one mentioned Jolene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA
ZZ “She’s got legs”
Why is she doing the Disney face?
Whats a Disney face?
Google “DreamWorks face”.
Ok so I’m gathering from the google that the Dreamworks face is basically a raised eyebrow adn sometimes a smirk like the Rock does.
But what’s a Disney face? When I google that, I don’t get any specific image.
Oh wait, I see. Maxima is doing the raised eyebrow thing. I didnt notice because of the sunglasses.
I just thought she was making a flirtatious face.
Are “you” gonna be the one to tell her to stop?
The Girl From Ipanema applies to Max, but it’s no strut-on song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVdaFQhS86E
How about the latest release from One Hand Clapping? Very minimalist.
Argon Zark? Anyone? Bueller? /sigh/
OK, how about “Oh Yeah?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1ySdk9Oao
Argon Zark? Anyone? Bueller? /sigh/
OK, how about “Oh Yeah” then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1ySdk9Oao
But Max’s flight power doesn’t include personalized gravity? Page 350.
Well, either armor or flight allow her to counter gravity. It’s not entirely clear which one.
Candlelight Red- She’s Got the Look – https://youtu.be/oIzrlOjPckQ?si=b1PJFC1MZCV4UJrJ
and if your Into the classics https://youtu.be/rYWDhmrfPuI?si=I805BphrFSoLB6Rj
Idk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PTmjC1kkj0
God hunter, by the aviators
A friend like me, from aladdin female cover
I think i failed the assignment.
I had this beat running in my head when I saw that last panel.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/464j_YwD_w0
Danko Jones – Legs is a perfect fit for the scene!
Seriously, I’m not sure it’s the best sexy chick song for Maxima, but for this particular scene with Fisky it is PERFECT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvOtTkm0QHQ
The look on his face in panel 5.
A sea chanty about a bad ass woman is Willie Taylor. The sadly unnamed woman goes to sea disguised as a man to find her fiancé who was pressed (kidnapped to serve on ship’s crew(legally)). She finds him married and shots him in the street. in some versions she’s rewarded with command of a ship. I’m afraid it wouldn’t make a great ring tone, but the lyric “there she shot her Willie Taylor with his bride at his right hand.” is kind of kick ass. It usually has a distinctive nonsense chorus that could be used as a theme song.
Cherry Bomb. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯