Grrl Power #1221 – Nought all, AKA Succubus Soccer
When one of Parfait’s spells backfires, it really backfires.
Imagine plunging the depths of a dungeon, fighting monsters after monster, each one worse than the last (which in my opinion is a poor way to protect your treasure. I mean, put the hardest monsters on the top floor so the heroes can’t level up as they progress. Like, duh.) Anyway, you slog your way through to the final treasure chest and carefully open it to reveal a gold-enameled grimoire. But the list of spells is like, Progressive Mummification (which sounds impressive and like a horrible way to kill your enemies, but upon further study you realize it just ties people up and gags them. Which is useful, certainly, but not the cataclysmic spell you were hoping for.) Other spells are like Impotence: 20 yard AoE, Tasha’s Uncontrollable Dirty Talk, Sphere of ASMR, Cone of Tickling, Cantrip: 101 Sure-Fire Pick-Up Lines, Curse: 101 Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Drink Thrown in Your Face (which might not be a curse if you cast it on a penniless dwarf, who can then wring the drinks out of their beard and into their trusty stein), Power Word: Orgasm, Induce Heat in Animals, Induce Heat in Humanoids, Induce Heat in Dragons (warning: do not cast this spell if you are alone with the dragon – I mean unless you’re into that. No judgement. Just saying, be prepared.)
And you’re like, “Shit! It’s a succubus’s spellbook!”
Actually most of those spells would be fairly useful in certain situations… quite a few situations, really, but you find a fancy grimoire and you probably hoping for stuff like Wish, Time Ravage, or Meteor Swarm or something.
The new vote incentive is up! Crimson and Scarlett have a present for Ingsol!
It’s them, they’re the present. They’ve decided that “Sire-versaries” are a thing and Ingsol has to be convinced this is a good idea each time. Everyone thinks his pair of names-that-are-synonyms-with-red sirelings who are both women and who were both turned in that age range that ensure peak hotness means he’s a dirty old man, but he actually isn’t. It just worked out that way. And don’t forget that while it looks like there’s a 25 year age gap between the girls and him, it’s actually much worse, as he is 700 years old, while Scarlett is something like 180 and Crimson is only 40. But at the same time it’s meaningless as they were both fully adults when they got turned, so it’s all copacetic.
As usual, Patreon has the pair of them in various states of undress.
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Poor Math. Can you imagine his reaction when he discovers that he missed this?
He’s mature enough to demand story time.
Ah. Makes me remember The Book of Erotic Deeds for D&D. That cantrip that made it so you wouldn’t get pregnant was useful during those feasts.
Kind of reminds me of ‘The Gamer’s’ CC ability, “Douchery”..
Where Posing/Acting like a douche causes a short term mez/stun effect against most targets.
Honestly surprising gags and bindings incapacitate succubi. With how often they wear that sort of gear you’d think they’d have ways to circumvent them for assassinations.
Level 1 Divination spell: Know Orientation (The Gaydar spell)
Level 1 Divination: Perceive Pronouns (30 ft. range)-lets you know the preferred pronouns of everyone in range of the spell, alternately can be cast on a single target out to 120 ft.
Level 1 Enchantment: Dirty Talk (Single target enchantment, provokes lust in the target on a failed will check)
Level 1 Enchantment: Tumescent Endurance (adds to Fort saves for certain…activities to either prevent, or prolong…yeah.)
Level 1 Illusion: Smexy (cast on self, enhances Cha. bonus for seduction checks)
Level 1 Illusion: ‘that thing…” (enhance Cha. Checks vs. Opposite sex or vs. targets whose orientation would be compatible).
Level 2 Illusion: “It’s so BIG/Tight!” reduces target’s Fort and Wil saves during copulation.
Level 2 Enchantment: “Right There!!” makes any designated point on the target an erogenous zone/amplifies the sensation in an already existing one, reduces target’s WIL by 2/level of the caster when engaging in Seduction. Charm or Persuasion efforts while having sex.
Level 3 Enchantment: Alter Orientation. (Wil check, failure lets the caster change orientation of the target for 1D3 rounds/caster level)
That’s starting to get into some squicky, non-consent exploitive shit. I mean, the Lust aura IS practically a date rape drug by itself in the wrong hands…or other body parts.
Black Tentacles is also present and unaltered at level 4
Tickle has to be a pretty useful spell when you think about it hard to cast spells or swing a sword effectively when being mercilessly molested into Mirth by a mage’s mystical manipulations
So, is the +100% tickle-sensitivity a feature of the the spells, or is the caption menat to imply that both succubi (and perhaps all of them) are inherently super-ticklish?
Sydney’s really missing out on the benefits of being friends with Parfait by being straight. Recent events in her life seem to really want her to be into girls.
Tho I guess if her sexuality was any more flexible, Parfait’s presence might quickly turn this comic into a rather different sort of story.