Grrl Power #119 – Eye of the Tiger Uppercut
I decided to skip the obvious flailing and property destruction that no doubt occurred immediately after the last page and jump back up to the base. Having an unplanned scene where Sydney lashes herself in the eye with a 3 million scoville noodle means that I get to draw her in a few upcoming key scenes with an eyepatch, but I’m sure I’ll get a few decent gags out of it.
Next weekend I’m going to the Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage. I’m not exhibiting obviously as I don’t have a book to sell or anything, but I’ve been doing this webcomic thing for a little over 2 years now and I have yet to go to a proper webcomic con. I’ll have a shirt with some Grrl Power stuff printed on it if you’re there and want to say hi. Now since this is over the weekend and I do most of my drawing over the weekend, I’m not sure what will become of next Monday’s comic. I tried to work ahead this weekend and I have it about half penciled already, but I don’t know if I’ll have enough time to get it finished by next Monday. I’ll definitely post something, just don’t be surprised if it’s not colored right away.
It’s been brought to my attention that not everyone knows who Sagat is, which isn’t actually all that surprising but exposes my insular world view. He’s a major recurring antagonist from the Street Fighter series. He’s got an eyepatch and his signature move is, you guessed it, Tiger Uppercut. FADC is a Street Fighter 4 reference, it stands for Focus Attack Dash Cancel. I admit that’s all a little inside baseball – obviously pop culture references are a staple of many of the jokes here, but I’ll try and be mindful of not making somewhat obscure knowledge the focus of the primary gag on the page. Click on idle loop Sagat there if you want to see a video of various combos of his in Street Fighter 4. (NSFW due to potty-mouthed rap music.)
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So is that one of the orbs we don’t know what works, or is that her flight orb?
Flight orb. Her unknown ones are green and brown.
Thanks. It’s sometimes hard to keep them all strait.
Yes, one should always strive to keep one’s balls straight.
Excuse me, that could be offensive to non-heterosexual people.
well i doubt they want them twisted
Twisted balls are dangerous, ask any doctor (I know from personal experience).
In case anyone actually reads comments in the archives…
You can also ask The Venture Bros.
one of us should put together an info-graphic for Dave to publish, showing a pic of each orb and rough description of its capabilities…
Ok, that sounds enough like an invitation (no pictures, but it does have links). It fails to post as a single reply, so splitting into two parts.
THE HALO ORBS
1. “THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ORB”. Blue, clear. Gravity control/flight. Known power level: Allows Halo to fly in any orientation.
2. “THE PPO” (a.k.a. “THE PEW PEW ORB”). Red, with energy streaks in it. Grants: explody beams. Known power level: Pretty powerful .
3. “THE PSEUDOPOD TENTACLE ORB”. Pink, with coiled tentacle in it. Makes pseudopod tentacle thingys. Grants: telekinesis; Known power level: Can toss packing foam. It is unknown whether the force field was up at the time of the throw, or if it was raised immediately after, before the foam hit.
4. “THE COOLEST ORB”. Tan/khaki, with inner orb. Grants: Telepresence (illusion of Halo only, plus can see, hear and talk through it, but not touch) on location of inner orb; and True Sight (seeing through illusions and invisibility) for Halo (but not via her telepresence, nor can it see through objects or mundane disguises). Known power level: Can reveal “impenetrable” succubi illusions.
Odd 2nd part won’t post either. Hoping splitting again will fix
5. “THE EENWEENCIBLE ORB” (a.k.a. “THE CAN’T TOUCH THIS ORB”). Purple, with white cloud inside. Grants: Force field. Known power level: Can stop penumbrate strength attack, versus Halo, under controlled conditions.
6. UNKNOWN. Green, with yellow cloud inside (showing as swirly shapes which extend beyond the surface, in close up, when activated). Glows.
7. UNKNOWN. Brown, with white cloud inside (showing as geometric shapes which extend beyond the surface, in close up, when activated). Glows.
Problem persisting, maybe there is a limit on the number of links per reply, so one last split, hopefully
Origins:
Found whilst scuba diving around the Florida Keys.
Advantages:
The orbs can be controlled telekinetically, including summoning them, even when no orbs are in hand;
the orbs are undetectable other than by direct observation;
they provide huge marketing spin off potential;
and the orbs are tethered to Halo (uncontrollably).
Weaknesses:
Mittens;
limited to using one per free hand (exception – able to telekinesis/summon orbs without any in hand);
the orbs like to take a nap if not used for a while;
and the orbs are tethered to Halo uncontrollably.
Additional Advantages: (to me)
I get to make jokes about loving>/i> Syndey’s Orbs or wanting to get my hands on her orbs and so on.
Additional Disadvantages: (for you)
I get to make jokes about loving>/i> Syndey’s Orbs or wanting to get my hands on her orbs and so on.
:-P
It looks like her flight orb. The other blue orb is darker.
Bhahahaha! Max is smoking in panel 4. And I like Sydney’s fang in panel 5, she’s cute and terrifying at the same time.
Poor doctor, I wonder how many times she’ll get to see Sydney in future. Will she get the cyanide pills ready?
She’s Adorifying!
Syd would complain it wasn’t spicy enough and ask for some hemlock as a chaser…
I wonder if their health care plan covers food related injuries?
“Will she get the cyanide pills ready?”
For Sydney or herself?
Both, maybe?
I meant herself. But both would be a good tactic, thanks for the image, Snowtail :D
What does F.A.D.C. stand for?
“Focus Attack Dash Cancel
“In Street Fighter 4, you can cancel one of your character’s special moves by using the focus attack right after using your special move, thus canceling the special move. After canceling with the focus attack, you can then dash out and cancel your focus attack.”
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FADC
Thanks, I was wondering WTH that was all about. :)
Panel 2 is definitely my favourite. That use of a fullstop rather than a question mark had me on stitches. I’ve re-read the page several times now and each time I laugh a little louder. I’m on the trian and other people are giving me that look. you know the one.
I liked panel three myself. This is probably one of the most exciting day’s she has ever had in her life, and she is enjoying it fully.
I don’t say the most exciting because this is Sydney we are talking about, and her nickname should be Sydney” Wacky Hijinks” Scoville Jr.
“There was an incident” with a noodle.
This takes all the guesswork out of that joke.
It’s a noodle incident.. but not THE! I look forward to more spectacular noodle incidents!
okay, I’m not a guru at using tags… >.>;
I love the reference, but it’s not a noodle incident if it occurs on screen. Even if it is an independent which involves noodles. There are rules, you know!
s/independent/incident/g
Damn spell check anyways…
Interestingly it is a non-trope noodle incident for us the readers
but, from the perspective of the other members of the team
— assuming the trope requirement of reference without explanation occurs —
it could become a real life noodle incident about a noodle incident.
Which strikes me as awfully meta.
You could probably do an Abbott and Costello-ish sketch.
1. “Why is Syndey wearing an eye patch?”
2. “There was a noodle incident.”
1. “So who might know?”
2. “I do.”
1. “Then what happened?”
2. “A noodle incident.”
and so on.
I believe Sidney “Incident Report” Scoville Jr. may become more appropriate as the comic continues.
I love the fullstop what. I try not to overuse it but this is the second time Max has broken it out already.
Well this is HER they are dealing with hahaha. But seriously, it would elicit that reaction from most people like max, who are not used to this level of lack of sanity. XD
Not if she her SAN roll
BLOODY TYPO’S
Not if she makes her SAN roll
I love the use of phrasing where a question is expected. Dan Shive does it a lot as well in El Goonish Shive.
DaveB, I looked at the website for the rampage and you wern’t mentioned.
Last minute addition?
I’m not a guest, I’m just showing up.
Don’t worry, your ARC pass will let you through! And, in case they do not recognise it, I am sure you have enough fans by now that there will be someone in the queue who will vouch for you.
If you have never been to Dragons Lair you are in for a treat. It’s big store with a huge comics and manga selection. Have fun.
I’ve been in there a few times, but it was 20 years ago. I suspect it’s not the same location anymore.
It’s not. It’s across from a school on the same street . If you know where the H.E.B. is, it’s near there.
Just look up the information on Google Earth, that would be clearer than what I could tell you.
Dragon’s Lair is pretty easy to see from the street. There’s a long set of shops under a long blue awning – it’s the distinctive feature of the shopping center. Dragon’s Lair is at the north end and it’s the largest store. South end has a 7-Eleven at the corner of Burnet and 2222/Koenig. My dad works in one of the other shops. :)
Look forward to having you here; hope my ill ass will be well enough to come out and say hi!
I have a pretty solid constitution. I’ll shake your hand unless you just coughed into it.
Does this mean Sydney didn’t try out her unidentified orbs to see if they could heal her? Or she did and they can’t?
And just wondering: What is the medical treatment that they give you for a chemical burn in the eye? I wonder if the eyepatch thing is realistic (but I’m not saying that DaveB got it wrong- I really don’t know).
Eye wash solutions are the primary sources of defence. It usually starts off with water or saline. In the case of acid burns, very dilute baking soda solutions can be employed (but they have to be very dilute and applied carefully), and for base burns, dilute boric acid solution is the prime choice.
Except it’s not acid, so ordinary acid treatments would be less than effective.
The capsaicin exposure can be easily treated, but her eye has already registered the damage. The eyepatch would mostly be used to prevent contact which might further damage the eye (such as rubbing).
Dilute acid works best with hot pepper (read vinegar), but to do any good on the eye, it would do more damage. Furious eye wash (OSHA requires them in kitchens, so there would be one there) would be the first step. In which case Sydney’s hair should be all wet.
Now your female Hindu Doc is just the right touch. You won’t be able to find Caucasian providers anywhere soon.
Milk neutralizes capsacin and is eye safe. If you happen to be anywhere other than a restaurant kitchen. My mom had to use it when I was three or four.
MEDICAL ADVICE
Ok we are getting contradictory advice. I did a bit of research, and the most consistent medical advice is to “flush the eye continuously for at least 15 minutes with cold water, moving the upper and lower eyelids up and down to make sure the water gets underneath them.” If symptoms do not show signs of easing, seek professional medical attention.
Yesterday, a reader advises NEVER to use milk on the eyes. Citing the extreme danger from infection. The sources I found suggesting using it were home remedies, whereas medical sources only recommend it for use on skin. Should you choose to disregard the advice, be sure only to use milk from a previously unopened bottle/carton and make sure it is within its best before date.
DOCTOR’S ADVICE: CHILI IN EYES (in link, scroll down some way to see Drs reply)
PEPPER SPRAY IN EYES
CHILI BURNS(NOT in eyes)
Wikipedia: Capasaicin information/advice(Scroll down to “Treatment after exposure”. Final paragraph, of that section, deals with eyes.)
Sydney, you need to learn your key combos better if you want to cancel your attack!
If Sydney invoked her hologram, would it have an eyepatch?
Could she see through its injured eye?
In answer to your question i would say yes. cleverbot’s answer: would you like a hamburger?
Her illusion had clothes. No reason for it to distinguish eye patch from any other artificial covering, so yes. *
We cannot be certain about your second question though. On one hand, even her truesight cannot see through cloth. On the other, her demonstration showed her counting fingers, with her eyes shut (although that may have been just a dramatic act by her, she was in demonstrate mode, so I think she was emphasising an important point).
Although, these results are not contradictory. The former indicates that her truesight (which is limited to her real body only) does not incorporate x-ray vision. The latter relates to her remote viewing via her telepresence. As she could see through walls that way (if the orb was on the other side of one), it is not surprising that she can see through other things too.
Implication, like her control of the orbs, the clairvoyance is mental. Well, a lot of the stuff she does is mental. *Mentally hugs Sydney*
My answer would be… probably. But this falls in the category of wait and see really. It might go either way.
* One possible exception would be if the orb reflected Sydney’s mental image of herself. If she did not consider the eye patch to be intrinsically part of her, then it might not appear. However we have no evidence leading to that conclusion. To the contrary, her demonstration showed an exact match to her state at the time, not just clothing, but even her security pass.
Last panel, Maxima’s “Groan”, what are/who is the little green heads?
Also the Doctor has a speaking part, does that mean she should appear in the “Who’s who”?
(I can’t remember the criteria.)
The green heads are from futurama, can’t remember the char’s name.
And I think characters have to be named AND have a speaking role to be in the Who’s Who. I could be wrong on that though.
Not quite. Sandy got a mention as “Woman” on page 98 (I can’t do links in comments, can someone teach me how?) before she was named, but that was more for clarification at the urging of Dave’s wife.
The simple way is as follows: Open a second browser tab. Find the page you want to link. Highlight the code that appears in the top of your browser (starting http://www.grrlpowercomic... for example). Make sure that it includes all of it, as some extend wider than the window can display in one go. Copy the text. The easiest way is to use the control and C keys simultaneously (CTRL+C), or you can right click on the highlighted text and choose copy. Return to the Grrl Power tab, click on where you want the link to appear and use CTRL+V to paste (or right click and choose paste).
The more complex way allows you to use the first tag listed at the bottom of the screen to replace the long http code with simple text of your choosing. Sadly, I do not know how to type an example here, without it causing problems. However, to see an example of it in action goto https://www.w3schools.com/tags/tryit.asp?filename=tryhtml_link_test
That is also a safe sandbox for you to experiment in, and/or test out your comment before submitting it. You can paste your link into there, to replace their http code. Plus change their sample text (“Visit W3Schools.com!”) with your own. Then hit the submit code button and see what happens. If you do it right, your link will appear on the right hand side and you can test it by clicking on it. If that works you can copy the relevant line and paste it in here.
Thanks Yorp! :D
That’s Kif from Futurama. He has to sigh a lot.
Due to his captain who is a parody of Kirk. I think he started out as a Spock parody but became the Ever-Suffering Side-Kick. Or maybe that’s also a parody of Spock.
Oh yes, I hope we get a Nick Fury reference we they show her Leon’s Op room :)
“Sounds exhausting.”
She hasn’t been introduced in the comic yet, the Who’s Who is for reminding occasional readers who everyone is, or for bringing new readers up to speed, not as a way for me to cheat when introducing characters. :)
To me, that looks like Marvel’s Impossible Man, an extremely powerful, but scatterbrained alien, who seems to revel in new experiences and generally drives anyone around him around the bend in frustration. Other than being an alien, that seems to remind me of Sydney.
Now that I look at it again, the little figure looks a lot more like Kif than Impossible Man, but man, the similarities are huge.
That is Captain Zapp Brannigan’s long suffering assistant, Kif Kroker.
You can see examples of Kif being Kif…here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGD1lPIj54M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pINNx7YTHkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_4Q6WfZNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTQJWDVXyk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4f2vYh0EsM
Bearing in mind that Kif only really works with Zapp. The episodes with Kif that are sans Zapp are…not so great. But together they are sublime comedy.
DaveB you forgot to put Sydney in the Who’s Who section.
I misspelled “sydney” so it broke. It’s fixed.
Ahh, did not realise you had some cunning way of updating that with a list. I should have realise that the environment would handle it something like that. I had, ages ago, thought of a useful feature you could add. But kept my mouth shut, as it would add to your workload, and you have enough of that already. But, if you can automate it, then this might be a handy idea.
The Mansion of E has a huge ensemble. Whenever a character has not appeared for some time, the writer links to the pages the character first and last appeared (and/or their most notable deed).
If you could update your code to include those features, it may help new readers. Depending on how it works, you may even be able to get it to automatically update the list so that the next time you add it to a page, it recognises that this is the last page the character appeared on.
A variant on this idea (or one that could be used in parallel, accessible by readers from the cast page, perhaps), is to have your program that pops the who’s who up on the page, also populate a list of significant pages that the character has appeared in.
What I have is a widget that will display tags with the graphics I’ve set up. There isn’t currently a way to add a link to that graphic, but I could maybe ask the guy who coded it if it’s possible to add something like that.
Cool 8-) (100%)
I have seen other comics do some interesting things (presumably via WordPress plugins) such as tagging comics with the relevant characters like you do but having the tags link to automatically generated listings of comics involving said character.
Also transcripts are an interesting idea as that allows searching for particular scenes.
Assembling transcripts gives you the opportunity to run a spell checker on them (I seem to recall you pointing that out as something the graphics tools lacked).
(These are not so much requests as things that are worth having thought about. As for producing transcripts of the completed comics, well that is what your fan base is for. :-) )
Let me comment that by naming another webcomic. _Ow my sanity!_
Today’s comic wins a massive Snot On My Keyboard award.
Bravo David, bravo.
F.A.D.C. makes a changer from up, down,up,down,left,right,left,right,A,B,A,B
I blame the typo on being up all night playing Guild Wars 2
you forgot “start” at the end of that sequence… or at least i think you did… King Kandy had to do that to open the vault door.
not if your using it to develop your breasts (KissxSis OVA 4)
I meant the 4th OVA, not OVA 4 (OVA 4 is the 5th)
Whoever edits and puhsilbes these articles really knows what they’re doing.
We’ve always known Sydney is a handful but this page, to me at least, really shows how hyperactive she can get when excited over something.
Wonder if the ceiling (or the tiles thereof) will go on The List. If they aren’t already there, of course/
Wow. Either they gave her some good pain meds, or she is riding a monster endorphine rush from all the pain. Probably the latter given her feet-are-faster-than-brain level of hyper-activity. Poor Max.
Although it’s sad that Sydney already has poor Max as inured to chaos as poor Kiff Kroker.
…
Also Sydney should never be allowed to see “Wreck-it Ralph.” Ever. :D
…Why shouldn’t she?
Becuase she’s got super-powers, no impulse control, and likes to imitate videogame characters. You do the math.
That just means it would be all the funnier to see Sydney watch it.
Or maybe she watched it already and tries to one-up it all the time?
Memo to Peggy
If Sydney ever gets within 10 meters of a coffee pot, a cappuccino or a Jolt cola;
TAKE THE SHOT!!!
Yaar, ye got a good look goin’ in panel 6, me’hearty. She’ll be have ’em walkin’ the plank tonight!
(The look also is good on elves. My favourite character has an eye patch, you just made me a happy puppy! Love how you give her a dignified and dangerous at the same time. I am sure I am only projecting the “and adorable” in addition to that!)
Just those first two panels had me rolling. XD
Yeah, Sydney-crazy with eyepatch is going to go down VERY well at the press conference.
Sydney? At the press conference? Are you insane?! It would be safer for Dabbler be there (with proper illusions, of course). Besides most of the reporters will have seen the viral bank video (and hopefully the interview afterwords) and would be asking about the crazy chick, who is sitting right there. Sydney is definitely someone you do not want to allow to give unfiltered statements.
Reporter: Ms. Scoville, why are you wearing an eye-patch? Did you get injured in the bank robbery?
Sydney: No, my dinner got a little fresh with me and smacked me in the eye. I should be fine in a few days.
That is about as safe as it could ever be.
It’s Sydney’s fault for not expecting her dinner might be ninjas.
Sydney always expects ninjas. What she did not expect was the angry incarnation of the noodle god!
I’ll lay odds the “incident” didn’t stop her from finishing her meal.
She probably kept a death-grip on the bowl till it was empty. And was eating it on the stretcher growling at anyone who tried to take it. “Mad Dog” Sydney!
Sydney was clearly expecting that the waitress might be a ninja, or that there might be ninjas behind her.
She was not expecting the noodle to be a ninja.
Clearly Sydney committed some sin against the FSM and it smote her…
Who ate who?
Does your drawing method make it fairly easy for you to rip out the uppercutting Sydney and put it in the corner of a wallpaper? Because that would be awesome.
Likes
No, my dinner got a little fresh with me and smacked me in the eye. I should be fine in a few days
she should of had the Gagh, it would of been safer
DRAMATIC TUUUUUURRRRN!!
And this is why you should stay away from weapons grade hotsauce, or at least wear protective goggles while ingesting.
He he. I finally confirmed my suspicion that the Top Web Comics icon includes the current ranking in its picture. It has been fun seeing Grrl Power whoosh up the ratings today. Currently at number 5 and still rising!
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney. “Emperor of Muay Thai” you ain’t.
Drop ceilings, don’t get me started.
Did I really just see a hardcore street fighter 4 reference!?
I love me some Street Fighter. I used to be a demon in college but sadly I have virtually no time to play it these days.
Plus a serious Street Fighter 2 reference.
Random thought, the brown orb should let her change the mass of objects.
No the mass is still there otherwise she would not effect the tiles.
Oops thought you meant the one she was using.
She’s more like a female, Nick Fury. Only with zero coolness, and one hundred percent dork.
100%/100%!
make that 200%!
i think some one called the eye patch in the last comic. can’t remember who.
Ha, love it! And you gotta keep the Doc. My first impression was of Janet Frasier, so I was thinking a short, fiesty mega-mom, armed with a wide selection of NEEDLES *shiver*!
The Sickbay CMO/SG1 dynamic would probably be a good match for any organisation that now found itself with a Sydney on its hands.
Doctor: Please state the nature of the medical emergency. Oh, it’s you again. What did you do this time? I don’t need all the details, just the injuries.
Ummmm i think i have had that conversation with doctors before
…… Her mom must have had some fun chats with social workers when she was learning to walk-well run. People like that usually learn to run in place of learning to walk, then eventually trying to understand the concept of slowing down. I can imagine that they took out an extra policy just to cover the “she might have broken something” x-rays.
If she’s a mini-Sagat now, she was a mini-Dhalsim when she ate those noodles… Yoga Flame!!!
Friday- fromerly accelday, now k-day
saturday- SAOturday
sunday-Medeka day
Monday- GRRL powerday
Street fighter 4 reference, i grinned so much.thank you thank you
I wonder what other issues Sydney will have with her new found lack of depth perception. If you are watching for it, you can compensate for it partially by focusing near and far, but it isn’t the same as real depth perception. I did wonder why she took off her glasses to eat this time. I think she left them on at Mama Lo’s.
She didn’t take them off.
They fell off and she was too busy eating to put them back on.
It can be hard to wear glasses over an eye patch. Believe me I know.
You get use to it. Believe me I know.
Biggest problem is less depth perception and field of view.
You get use to THAT too.
I got used to crutches and a cast once too. Doesn’t mean it was easy. Couldn’t write for crap with my left.
Sydney with and eye patch. And being tested! I think they should have given her a sedative so that her hyper activity can be slowed to a normal roar.
I think her inhuman metabolic tendencies might negate said sedative in about 23 minutes XD
Woo eyepatched! *answers phone. ‘Yep.’
Crouching Sydney Hidden Celing.
LOL! I wonder when Sydney would be considered ready for outdoor missions? Will she ever be?
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If you find a grammar or spelling mistake, you are allowed to keep it!
Ok, so when is there going to be a book?
Stay tuned. I’m not sure where this arc of the story will wrap up, or at least I’m not sure how many pages it’ll be.
I believe it has been mentioned that the first book would be the first full day.
HAHAHA! I read the groan in his voice and then i saw his picture right next to it. Nice use of futurama! Love the webcomic by the by. Keep it up!
I have a feeling on the way to “Human Resources” they are going to pass through either a service hallway for staff in the mall or go by Luftwaffles… then Sydney is going to see the Maitre’ D / German Host/Manager and he of course wears an eye patch too (only with a monocle also!) There will be glaring w/Max carrying Sydney off over her shoulder (we don’t have time for this.) Sydney then will user her telepresense orb to send back her “presence” image to finish the taunting of said German/Bavarian Waffleman. (yes I still think he’s gonna be her first Foe enemy. Fist of the Reich – powered glove (shocks, sonics, super strength) and steampunkish armor that fits his meme. Of course Sydney will figure out how to stop him from power punching things. Her telepresence orb projection will yell “Zieg!” and his arm will shoot out and up at the proper angle as he responds instinctively. Then her tentacle orb will “Kancho” him and he’ll try to protect his six w/o thinking w/said power gloved hand and well…it won’t be pretty…. unfortunately sydney will be jaw dropped by the bare chested side kicks dressed in tight leaderhosen flexing and posing. Until they make a comment about how the flat chested lil girl or the little boy should go drink milk or something… Then…then it will be on…
“Until they make a comment about how the flat chested lil girl or the little boy should go drink milk or something… Then…then it will be on…”
I know what you mean. Back when still in school third year Senior (what you Americans refer to as 8th grade), there was this 3rd year girl who kept picking on the 1st years, her favorite target was this 1st year girl, due to her being “a late developer”. I didn’t see what happened, but from what I heard, the 3rd year made fun of the 1st years breasts, and she just went psycho on her, it took 2 teachers to pull her off and she took a large chunk of the other girls hair with her.
The girl
I’m gonna have to proof read before i hit submit
the 3rd year girl’s face was just a mass of blood and scratches, she lost the sight in one eye, so I heard, and was off for months due to nightmares. As for the first year girl, she got suspended.
3rd year deserved the nightmares. 1st year did not deserve suspension.
But that’s just me.
This is what I like about Sydney, even 3 million Scoville units to the eye can’t faze her attitude.
…i thought Sydney put them in their container?…who let her let them out!?!?!?! >.<
Stuff happens between scenes. And Sydney has ADHD. In her case a LOT of stuff happens in between scenes. If any time passes, only be surprised if things are unchanged since you last saw her!
May I also say what a pleasure it is to… virtually… meet you.
And you as well! True, she does have the attention span of a gnat on crack, lol. (well, with everything but spicy food). Be pretty funny if she has to give an interview with that patch on, lol.
I checked this page on my shiny new Wii U last night. On the widescreen TV, IT WAS GLORIOUS.
How big a screen do you have?
They are selling 65 inch screens out there now if you have more $$$ than sense.
shouldn’t that be more $$$ then cents?
That is the original reference, but let’s go with the homonym this time. If are willing to spend the kind of money needed to get the HUGE screen, you may have more dollars (money) than sense (as in, Does this make sense?)
No idea how big it is, but I’m unemployed, so…
The Wii U was my big spend for the year. Had to trade in my trusty old Wii and a bunch of games I didn’t want anymore to bring the price down to “reasonable”.
So… pool on the number of times Dave forgets to draw the eyepatch? My money’s on three.
Now that you mentioned it he probably wont forget for t least 3 weeks.
Put me down for it swapping eyes.
I bet a batch of virtual brownies for in 4 pages he forgets/swaps eyes, lol.
Please descibe the nature of these brownies so that we may evaluate their value correctly
Dark chocolate fudge brownies with Dark chocolate m&ms decorating the top and chocolate syrup to coat with after you grab one.