Grrl Power #1185 – A succubus takes a shower
Summoning a succubus and complaining about the jiggling is like summoning a fire elemental and complaining about the smoke inhalation. I’d say the undead are the natural enemies of succubi because undead don’t get horny, but that’s not really true. Zombies, ghouls, ghasts, wights are all low level undead and don’t have any kind of sex drive. Liches are high up in the rankings, but they don’t have any sex drive either. Vampires though? Vampires are fucking horny, so maybe there’s other undead that succubi can manipulate with their primary talents? Of course when I say “zombie,” I’m talking about Romeros. “I, Zombie” and “Santa Clarita Diet” zombies can definitely get horny, but they’re a different breed altogether. They’re more like… sapient ghouls who hang on to their sapience with brain/human tissue consumption.
Succubus have a saying, “Why be gratuitous when you can be gratenitous?” Cause… you know, ten is more than ‘tu.’
Of course, they don’t really have that saying because by and large, the majority of them don’t speak English as their first language and that pun(?) wouldn’t play in Infernal. Also, while succubi get invited to all the parties for obvious reasons, many succubus don’t go the “drunk coed getting her experimental phase out of the way” route. They’re more like sex ninjas. Honeypot spies who can cause their marks to become totally sexually addicted to them, and without the marks even realizing it. They are less fun at parties. They tend to leave a lot of cases of rampant blue balls and/or near-death-experience-level orgasms in their wake.
Dead Alive, also known as Braindead, depending on where you live. One of Peter Jackson’s first movies, and absolute Zombie Criterion material as far as I’m concerned, alongside Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Zombieland, and you can’t really have a list of Zombie movies without a George A. Romero flick, as he essentially defined the genre. The problem is that he directed so many of them it’s hard to pick out THE Romero zombie movie. Maybe… the 1978 Dawn of the Dead, the one in the mall? Though as I recall, the 2004 remake was pretty good as well. I think I’d have to say that the 1985 The Return of the Living Dead is my favorite straight Romero-esque zombie flick, even though Romero didn’t write, produce or direct it. Actually the whole “Return of…” trilogy was pretty entertaining for mid-80’s to 90’s fare IMO. Well, shoot, now I’m probably going to rewatch all of those this week.
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Sydney, NO! There’s never enough gratuitous jiggling! Your admitted anime collection PROVES that.
I’ll take whatever gratuitous jiggling Sydney doesn’t want.
I hear that! Heh… I still tease the wife, any time she bends down I make a huge show of looking for cleavage ;)
It makes her giggle… or whisper “boobies” when I hug her, just to keep up with her knowing I’m still attracted to her. That said, I love my wife, but I’m not blind or dumb! While I do enjoy looking at young girls, I’m too old and they look like kids to me! My wife used to complain that I kept staring at her, until I told her that when you’re admiring a great work of beautiful art, you have to take time to soak it all in, and in her case, that means several hours a day, she never said a word from that day on ;)
I would point out that Sydney might be feeling self conscious. Sydney is part of the A team. she having too much fun to try and naturally enhance her boob size (not to mention it makes the comic harder to write).
also, sadly the comic is pg -13 so we have to play hide the melons. (similar to hide the sausage but in a higher register)
There’s the A team, and the A cup team.
A team sounds more impressive. besides the plans always work.
We need the jiggle counter from Burn Up W (I may be showing my age there).
I thought that was from Plastic Little, though ADV might have done that on a lot of their DVD releases.
I have to go back to my archives to find out.
Although; Keiko Kamen and Cutie Hhoney should have had counters
Sydney gets a girlfriend??? Wonder how excited Dabbler will be? Entertaining time ahead there will be.
Didn’t she already get a girlfriend? The one she shares with Leon? Or did that not actually eventuate?
The proposed idea was that Krona and Sydney would both date Leon, there was no discussion between the girls of also dating each other that I remember. This would make them metamours, not girlfriends.
The situation has yet to be resolved, Leon was open to the idea while Krona isn’t sure yet. And Sydney; while she might enjoy some ideas about being polyamorous, her reaction to the goblin lady flirting with Frix points that she might not be ready for handling those sorts of relationships very well just yet. Assuming she is actually polyam and not just trying to force it.
That being said, Parfait does seem a good match for Sydney, as either friend or partner. However her tentatively existing polycule is growing at an alarming rate, and between her undermedicated ADHD impacting her ability to maintaining relationships, and the possibility of throwing an inexperienced succubus into a group of people with varying relationships and willingness to have sex with each other, could both result in this all ending very very badly.
Syd, we all love ya, but you gotta stop doing that! Parfait is a free spirit and loves to let things fly free, and we all love to watch! Which gives her a light snack, so it’s a win-win for us both.
I think there’s a few fans out there who would give Parfait more than a “light snack” from just one panel of her dancing naked.
Uh yeah, after my wife broke her hip, we haven’t done anything, it’s too painful for her as yet. So yeah, If I was there I’d be worse than Math…
Lol at panel 2 shooting the water stream into the middle of the room instead of the stall.
I was going to comment on that very thing but instead I’ll reply to you.
I viewed that as a commentary on their height compared to the average user of those showers. Look at how high up the showerhead is in the first place. Then imagine someone taller, and the shower jet would be hitting them in the face or even chest.
The shower height doesn’t appear to be that much different from the dormitory style showers I have seen through the years. I’m a guy of average height and still had to lean over a bit to get my head in the water stream.
“I summoned a Demon that feeds on lust, to watch anime”
Reminds me of Highschool DxD, where Issei is summoned to be a fishing partner and watch anime.
Great choices for a zombie film festival, hard to improve on that list to get things rolling.
I find it funny that Sydney summoning a succubus to hangout with is usually the plot of one of those horny anime, Parfait enjoys. I wonder if they’d appreciate the irony.
Sydney’s getting better at saving against the hypno-boobs. Soon she might develop a resistance and get advantage on her saving throws.
No, I’d say no undead have any sex drive. It’s simply antithetical to to their existence.
Even sexiest vampires are simply faking it while aiming for the jugular (literally).
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I legit love how pissed she looks while doing that. I know it is wrong but JFC do some gals look so cute when they are pissed.
I see you neither read nor watched Dracula. Sure, vampires want to penetrate jugular and not … the usual place, but the way they are feeding is DEFINITELY sexual.
Be glad that Parfait did say, “Yay,women in prison movies!”
“Summoning a succubus and complaining about the jiggling is like summoning a fire elemental and complaining about the smoke inhalation.”
That’s why you go with efreet instead. Smokeless flame for the win, baby.
the trouble with necromancer propaganda is it always seems to arrive dead.
Dead on Arrival :P
somehow the copy stinks.
Is it more acceptable if it’s animated jiggling?
yes
So I guess Evil Dead is off the menu?
I was trying to decide if Evil Dead was in the Zombie genre
There was a story, “Dancing Nightly,” in an anthology of vampire stories titled “Under the Fang,” that described vampire sex as essentially a shared meal. That made sense; after all, biting humans is how vampires reproduce. As for the “Twilight” kind of romance, that never made sense to me; after all, I may love a steak, but I never have romantic urges toward it.
That depends, if the cow was sentient and somewhat human-shaped and also desired copulating with humans that might make a difference, as opposed to just a cut of meat.
I feel like Dylan Dog – Dead of Night would be a mandatory part of Sydney’s collection. (For three main reasons: First is that it’s based on a comic book. Second, it stars Brandon Routh, who wouldn’t have an acting career if not for comics. Third, for the funny side story about his assistant trying to deal with being a newly minted zombie.)
Also, Tucker & Dale vs Evil is a virtual “must have” in the collection of anyone who likes slasher flicks with a funny twist. (One of the best movies ever, in my book.) And since Parfait seems to want a funny horror story.
I get the feeling that they’d both be the kind to also enjoy Cabin in the Woods because it’s a definite horror movie, but is very meta at the same time and pretty much explains WHY so many classic style horror movies are what they are. (But it’s basically meta inside the movie as to the purpose of what’s happening and why, but is still a horror movie… rather than being a horror movie that uses horror tropes as a cover like in Urban Legend and the Scream series.)
Netflix and chill?
More like Crunchyroll and chill
Crunchyroll and troll
parody only anime: Crunchytroll
Monster Rancher would be something elsee entirely in this context.
Monster Rancher and Nachoruto
Are you sure typical Zombies can’t get horny? Because if so, then why are they moaning all the time?
Remember that old comic strip from Uncle Ghastly who made that very joke while drawing masturbating Zombies? :-)
were they in adjoining bathtubs?
No, they were shambling along and then the “camera” panned down.
Don’t forget Warm Bodies. It’s a zombie movie and has romance!
This page cries out for a NSFW version.
Return of the Living Dead 2 is more of a remake than a sequel, just with a higher budget. Return of the Living Dead 3 is interesting in that it has a zombie-human romance angle. Life After Beth is another zom/rom/com, emphasis on the com, plus Aubrey Plaze and Molly Shannon. For Romero I’d go with the OG Night of the Living Dead.
As for whether undead can be horny, I’d say Dracula, the novel that effectively launched the Western vampire canon, comes down solidly on the yes side. You’ve got the brides, plus Dracula is specifically targeting Lucy and Mina, not Arthur and Quincey.
Well, I mean a zombie getting horny is part of Warm Bodies plot :p
Sounds like not-so-lil Parf has a personal grief with the Necro-Union (kinda like the UN, except they actually do things that work :P )
Which is the ‘zombie’ movie with that classic line “They’re coming to get you Barbara!”?
That’s Romero’s original “Night of the Living Dead”. I got to see it for the first time on a semi-big screen when the movie club at my university had a movie night. For what was an objectively pretty cheaply filmed feature it was still best experienced on a big screen.
Much thank yous, couldn’t remember :(
Curse those necromancers and their propaganda. We do not need an undead army working the fields or doing menial labor. That causes medieval stasis.
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I think my reaction is the opposite of the expected.
I find her adorable, like a kitten, or a puppy.
All high energy, and exausting.
In the last panel, it looks like Parfait’s legs are rotated 180 degrees from her front.
… No?
She is facing Sydney, and her left leg is bent backwards
The world would be a sad sad place without gratuitous jiggling.
We need more of it
Soooo …. will Sydney’s heterosexuality be put to the test? Inquiring (dirty) mnds want to know!
Sounds like she is up to it, just doesn’t want to rush too quickly
I could see Sydney trying it out eventually but it would be much more in character for to experiment with someone she could see as a peer (granted, Parfait could fit this role). Many of the potential available partners have the problem of either being co-workers or fan-girls. it seems like there is a lot of room for developing Sydney’s character in terms of romantic relationships. At least one other relationship has been implied but Frix and Leon are the only two relationships that the audience has been witness to and both of those have a pretty teenagery feel to them.
Seems like Dave likes to draw shower scenes. Nothing wrong with that of course.
Would Ranma 1/2 count as sexy in places? It’s mostly (moistly?) silly over the top martial arts but the harem aspect is definitely there; or to quote TVTropes, ” there’s a reason that the Love Dodecahedron trope exists, and this series is that reason.” It’s an older series, but a long-time favorite of mine, and I can see Sydney loving the hell out of it.
Or maybe not; my taste in anime is both dated and strange, given that some of my other favorites include Marmalade Boy and Azumanga Daioh, but also Grave of the Fireflies and Angel’sEgg. I’m weird that way.
Ranma is such a foundational work that I’m always stunned when younger anime watchers haven’t even heard of it.
Some people only watch new stuff, and they miss out on so much. Then I remember the OG Speed Racer, and how bad that was. To be fair it was made when NTSC was the highest resolution there was with full color, so even if it had been perfect there would have been the limits of the broadcast to deal with.
The OG speed racer (the version shown in America at least) was INCREDIBLY poorly re-cut and re-edited and dubbed. Like, it’s astonishing it became as popular as it was in spite of what the localizing company did to it.
For the record but I consider to be the defenitave George Romero flick isn’t actually a George Romero flick so much as a Tom savini flick made with Romero’s blessing…. His remake of the original night of the living Dead. When Romero made the original he couldn’t get away with having both a black protagonist and a strong female protagonist which is why in the original Barbara never really gets over her shock and dies early. When Tom savini redid the film in the late ’80s it was actually much more faithful to the original concept that Romero had come up with….. And of course with much better special effects.
The “gratuitous” “gratenitous” pun works very well in Infernal, just not with the numbers 2 and 10.
Obviously, its the small number “kharha” (part of the word “!Dhimhmhakharha”) and then you simply replace it with a much larger number like “fhafhta” to get “!Dhimhmhafhafhta”.
I love it when this happens: “Well, shoot, now I’m probably going to rewatch all of those this week”
1 ) Dabbler and Maxima are at a big meeting about “dungeons”
2 ) Parfait and Sydney are about to watch anime, possibly including Isekai
3 ) I am predicting something really chaotic happening if the other members of the “A-Team” show up…
I’m honestly rather curious about Parfait’s horn. Like, it’s a spiraling horn, but also a bending one? And the curve of it suggests that as it grows it’s going to, like, encircle her head? Go straight back up and around and end up poking her spine? And as a spiral horn are those gemstone’s embedded in it going to twist around as it grows?
It’s unlikely it would grow in way it would be poking her. First, it may already reached more than 90% of full size, just like rest of Parfait, second, even if it WOULD get longer, it probably wouldn’t bend more than to horizontal.
I would love to summon a demon to watch anime and stuff with haha I’m sure thier different perspective would make for some interesting discussions
We are living in the zombie apocalypse. They have learned how to vote.
“Why be gratuitous when you can be gratenious?”
Indeed. Dave may have been inspired by Ghastly, who wrote,
“What’s better than tentacles? Twentyacles!”
I’m sure there are many others.