Grrl Power #1174 – Grape and greet
The demon there is a Scourger. It’s a race, a rank, and a calling. It’s like a sergeant, in that they whip the troops into shape, just with literal whips. During action, they stand in the back and whip the troops forward. Also with literal whips. Most things they do involve whips, actually. Point at something across the room? Whip. Turn off the light? Whip. Carve an ice sculpture? Ah! Trick question. It’s usually too hot where they live for ice sculptures. But they would still definitely use a whip.
Don’t ask why Dabbler is in disguise still. I just felt like drawing her in a floofy sweater and glasses.
Enervated is one of those words that, to me, sounds like the opposite of what it means. It means “without vigor, force, or strength; languid” but it sounds like it should mean “charged up.” Effete is another word that doesn’t have the meaning it sounds like it should. It means exhausted, or worn out. To me it sounds like saying feminine, but in a specifically derogatory way, like “An effete prince.” really means the dude is tired, but to me it conjures an image of someone light on their toes, waving a lacy handkerchief around. A dandy, if you will, which is just an old timey way of saying “metrosexual.”
Taking over any country would involve a boggling amount of administration. Not if you just slid into their extant political process, I mean if you topple it and install your own regime. From most things I read, corruption and bribery is SOP in a lot of poorer countries. Of course, “corruption” is a broad brush, and people could make a very strong argument that any country which rules that, for example, “corporations are people,” or allows hundreds of millions of anonymous dollars to get funneled into unaccountable political action committees is also wildly and hopelessly corrupt. Either way, Deus has his work cut out for him.
His governmental style is technically an arguably benevolent dictatorship. As his reach expands, he takes less direct control, but set expectations of subordinates, who fully understand his desire to balance rapid change with long term good. Normally that involves a lot of upheaval right at the start, like jailing a lot of corrupt officials. Sometimes it involves violence against the intractable, like some sheriff who doesn’t want to give up what has essentially become his own personal fiefdom. The biggest issue with doing this of course, is the unrest that follows, whether it’s from people who benefitted from the old system, people scared of any kind of change, to people who would rather knowing live under a corrupt regime, so long as it’s their regime. I’ve read a book or two where the setup was aliens came to Earth, defeats all our militaries and started running Earth under a unified government, and do a way better job at it than we ever did. It doesn’t really tax the imagination to picture such a thing, and while there are definitely people who would resist such a thing no matter how beneficial it might be, I know there are definitely a few of us who would breathe a sigh of relief.
The June vote incentive is finally up! Maxima is prepping for her night out.
And in the Patreon variants, she gets (un)dressed and takes a look through all the makeup options.
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Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.
“effete” does get confused with “effeminate”, but it’s association with lightness in the loafers is probably the fault of that musical number in Blazing Saddles.
Also I see this Demon is what TV Tropes calls a He-Man Woman Hater.
Hater or eater? He did say that he felt hungry and aroused. I doubt he meant he was “hungry for some lovin’.”
the “weak and feeble” was referring to the “human” part, rather than the “female”; I suspect that also applied to the flesh’s smell too…
Yes
His favorite Earth song is “Where There’s a Whip (There’s a Way).”
Classic LotR song (shame they cut it from the Live Action remake :( )
Butt Shirley you think “Whip It” from Devo would be more of a favourite?
We don’t wanna go to war today…
But the Lord of the Lash says Nay nay nay! We’re gonna march all day, all day, all day!
Where there’s a whip there’s a way.
https://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y
Doesn’t Dabbler’s human guise have blonde hair?!?
Why do you think she only has one guise? Did you forget her glamouring up green skin?
Dabbler has purple skin with green tiger strips, and yes she can look like any sexy version of any race she feels like, “If you could change your look anytime you want, wouldn’t you?” Sydney replied “Fair enough”
The glamorous blonde-haired black woman look is from Halo’s impression of what a super attractive woman would look like, which Dabbler yoinked off her.
Blonde-haired black woman was Jigs, until viewers pointed out that with that look, she resembled a certain mutant (no, not Nightcrawler)
The guise she wore for the first press conference was blonde, yes. That’s why she looks like someone else for this secret meeting! Nobody will ever suspect. She’s now a perfectly normal, not-at-all-suspicious, incredibly attractive, blue-haired… wait.
You objecting to the colour? Or the attractiveness?
Originally on reddit as /r/Sexyspacebabes/ by /u/BlueFishCakes. There is a large community of fanfic, some lean towards horny marines trying to pickup the locals. But most are insurgent rebellions because the aliens introduced themselves via orbital bombardment wiping out 99% of the worlds military (with much civilian collateral).