Grrl Power #1170 – Save vs. Girl Talk
Dabbler reaaaaaaaly wants to hear specifics. This is absolute torture for her, but they both know that Maxima knows something is up. Dabs isn’t exactly being subtle here, but she’s going to take the lifeline as offered. Max might not even mind sharing some details with Dabbler, except she knows Dabbler will be pushing only for the most salacious parts of the evening, whereas Anvil just wants the normal girl talk stuff. Which, if what I hear about girl talk being exhaustively comprehensive is true, will most likely include the salacious stuff.
It’s a fair bet that Dabbler skips the first 30% of porn videos. I mean, for reasons other than they’re always terribly mic’d, and there’s only so many unconvincing line readings of “but you’re my step-sister…” that one can take. Dabbler just wants to get to the action.
The June vote incentive is finally up! Maxima is prepping for her night out.
And in the Patreon variants, she gets (un)dressed and takes a look through all the makeup options.
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I wonder how many more vectors are Team members going to use for this?
Anvil makes the second line of attack, but who’s next? Harem can potentially take five shots…
These are the only two either close enough (Anvil) or suicidal enough (Dabbles) to ask
Disagree.
I think Heatwave, Leon, and Krona might ask out of sincere curiosity.
Word will get around, and Math will almost certainly have an inappropriate question or two, and the Sparqs will definitely have questions about the choker itself.
Dr. Frost will certainly want to ask about Max’s experience as Harper, out of both professional interest & personal concern.
And there there are the security people who will DEMAND information on who, what, when and where. What worked, what didn’t and why in her cover identity.
I am sure they will be quite polite in their ‘debriefing’ *snerk!* but also fairly insistent.
Is this actually something that happens? Does anyone at any rank have to report all details of every social outing? I doubt that even actual spies are subject to that much invasive questioning. I’m sure they will want to know about what worked and what didn’t regarding her cover story, but digging for all the other details seems out of order.
Of course, I have zero actual experience with any kind of military or spy stuff. But I’ve seen TV! Haha.
A social outing with top secret spy gear.
There’s a mandatory self-reporting requirement if you’re in a relationship with a foreign national and have a sufficiently high security clearance. The only way you’d undergo a debriefing, is if it was part of an investigation, or if the date night was part of an operation. For example, Harem probably has a note in her file and restrictions on the clearance she can receive due to her involvement with Deus.
don’t forget Peggy pretty sure there’s a mention or two early on about them serving together
Oh right, forgot Peggy :(
Meant, these are only ones most likely to get an honest answer (without being ordered)
Gotta wonder who won the betting pool. Given the interest, I KNOW there has to be at least one
The utter *PAIN* on Dabbler! Well done! :)
Are we able to see a walk of shame flashback? Or at least a morning after? Wait is it the same night or is it morning?
I can’t imagine either of them doing the walk of shame. He’s a 7 who just bagged a 12 without knowing she’s secretly a 20, and she’s a boss ass bitch who would probably struggle to even pretend to be embarrassed about anything
Bro, what kind of porn are you watching? :/
“Step-bro, help! My upper half is stuck in the clothes dryer!”
Not a viewer, but I’m hoping that’s parody… sadly, based on the stupidity of the few adult ads that have snuck past my web filters – I’m guessing not. :( From the outside it seems like the setups are asinine and there’s a weird obsession with incest of one form or another.
It’s not parody, the whole thing is actually just as asinine as you think and incest is but one of the weird obsessions there are there.
What a totally non-suspicious thing to say.
When there is little to no dialog you can just slap whatever title seems the most titilating at the moment. Right just now, it’s incest. Covid quarantine adjacent?
Dabbler being totally not sus.
No. Not Sus at ALL!
I’m surprised that Sydney didn’t call that bar Max was at and dids Bart Simpson inspired prank calls:
Sydney:Hi,I’m looking for a Mrs. O’Problem first name Bea.
Bartender:Bea O’Problem,come one people do I have a Bea O’Problem here?
(everyone else starts laughing)
Rowan:You sure do!!!
Bartender: Listen you, when I get ahold of you, I’m going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!”
I am not a bartender, but…
with he ubiquity of cell phones now the bartender would be justified in asking- can’t you call her yourself?
plus too every time I call a restaurant they have no time to answer calls and it always seems to go to voicemail.
also, caller ID is largely standard now so if they do pickup they will have a number to call back. also even in the early days of the Simpsons, when it was uphill both ways to school, there was a * code to call back the last number.
playing one of those bar games with the player name of ‘Naked’ however lead to the automated system announcing ‘the winner of the game is Naked’
I’m just going to say, there are after bath products that work to INTENTIONALLY give a silky feeling.
Did she mention the camera she built into it strictly for security reasons and not in any way because she’s a pervert?
Uh huh, sure. Just like Google and Amazon only spy to ensure quality of service.
Is it just me, or is the “Super Hero rule of Sexy” working in reverse on Dabbler? It seems she is slowly moving from “Super-hot Amazon” to “Semi-sexy Cartoon Character like first-space-jam-Lola-Rabbit”
Not complaining, it’s hilarious, especially as Sydney and Maxima still seem to be following the rule of “perpetually conventionally hotter” but also makes me wonder if since Dabbler *started* as top-tier conventionally sexy, if this is a fate that awaits all of them.
Dabbles? or Anvil?
Yea, I can kind of see it happening with Anvil too… huh.
Well this page made me lose a five dollar bet LoL.
*the usual way things go when a superhero just wants a normal night out is things don’t go right. A super villain shows up, there are wacky hijinks to protect the secret identity *which is moot here really I feel Maxima would just go Netflix She-ra and say screw the secret identity people will be more in danger if I try to run somewhere to change*. But yeah, like a vampire, or a demon hunter *see Sidney’s last time trying to have a night out at a club*, etc…
so instead of alleyway, save man from mugger or vampire or transdimensional parasite worms or whatever…next day. dish.
*if this is a book end and something did happen I will be getting my five dollars back of course LoL*
In other news, something I felt belonged here as serendipity.
A scientist has found orbs in the ocean that he believes are alien technology, related to a meteor crash, and the local government near that part of the ocean is claiming the items and threatening diplomatic actions if they aren’t handed over.
*Googles*
Holy crap, I was half expecting this to be from less reputable sources.
https://www.geo.tv/latest/498014-harvard-professor-claims-to-have-found-pieces-of-extraterrestrial-technology
I mean, I still am dubious, liquified metal can easily form near-perfect spheres in the right conditions, but this is a very interesting find.
I don’t know, it sounds like many conclusions were leapt to. We should get Dr. Von Daniken to sort this out.
Nice find, thanks for sharing! Had to go find some other articles too since that one was very thin on details.
I was annoyed by all the media references to ‘tech’, and that particular article provides no references that anyone said “tech” – just that the meteor itself was potentially from outside our solar system. However this article from an Australian paper not only provides the source for the mention of tech, it gives some better background* on the research and analysis of the claim.
What was actually said was that the metal blobs “might be” technological remnants, with absolutely no justification other than the possible extra-solar origin. The guy said the same thing about ‘Oumuamua (first known extra-solar object to pass through our system) several years ago, and this time has even less evidence.
Other scientists said similar metal blobs from meteorites have been found on the ocean floor before, it’s just bits of molten metal that formed spherical blobs and cooled after the meteor vaporized in atmosphere. Which is exactly how humans make small metal balls cheaply, in a shot tower.
So why the groundless ET** tech claims? I’m guessing to drum up interest and funding – the $1.5M expedition was funded by “a curious benefactor”.
* Apparently the team was incorrectly permitted for the research trip after trying multiple routes at various types of approval, which sounds like the red tape was just too thick and nobody gave them instructions on the “right” way until after the fact, so they just proceeded on schedule with the best authorization they had. The ensuing debate has been very relevant to the in-comic discussion about Sydney’s discovery happening in foreign waters under unauthorized circumstances.
** Oh hey, actual wordplay instead of stupid puns! How did that get in there?
That’s the face of someone suppressing a million dirty jokes at once
Good heavens. That’s a John Kricfalusi face Dabbler’s making if ever one was.
Trust the shapeshifter to be terribly, terribly emotive.
Question, why does Anvil’s face look like one of those baby doll toys? It is disconcerting…
“It’s a fair bet that Dabbler skips the first 30% of porn videos.”
I was gonna say I do the opposite and only watch the foreplay, since that’s the best part (I don’t get the appeal of actual intercourse, it’s just kinda gross and slippery) but then when you mentioned the terrible mic I realized I only read porn COMICS, not videos. Whoopsies. Pretty big difference there.