Grrl Power #1169 – Try socks why not?
Not speaking to Dabbler in sexualized terms and stark innuendo is something she considers a micro-aggression. It’s culturally insensitive and racist against succubi, and she will report you to a very exhausted, frustrated HR person. At least she used to do that until Maxima figured it was just a way to try and wind everybody up, and read her the riot act.
Succubi are perfectly capable of cultural assimilation, as previously mentioned, they were created to be spies and assassins as much as they were sex toys. Of course, everyone might take “Cultural Chameleon 101” at Succubus finishing school, but that doesn’t mean they all finish the 401 level course. Dabbler, for instance, is kind of bad at a lot of things that make for a traditional succubus. She only finished the 201 course before she got distracted by “Mana Imbued Weapon Forging 301” She is, however, one of the last ones you’d want to get into a fight with. Sure, there are some scary powerful Succubi mages out there – succubi with a regular influx of tantric magic become effectively ageless and can develop absurd mana pools – and there are plenty of dangerous ones that have fully embraced the “Spies and Assassin” portion of their nature, but Dabbler’s “Jill of all Trades” approach to combat makes her especially difficult to deal with.
The one weakness most succubi have with their glamors is that very few of them are capable of disguising themselves as anything other than distractingly attractive women. Like, if a succubus can make herself an 8, she’s considered advanced. It’s a considerable drawback if they’re trying to infiltrate a fortress or a wizard school or something, so long as the people there are aware of this limitation. This also tends to make life harder for any women who show up and also happen to be unusually attractive if an organization is worried about succubus spies and the like. Also, consider what the average serf probably used to look like, then imagine some woman who’s a 9.5 trying to slip in with the crowd. So succubi usually had to try and pass themselves off as some sort of rare non-inbred nobility, usually from a foreign land. Of course there are a lot of fairy tales about the peasant woman who was so beautiful that she either won the heart of the prince or drew the ire of the queen/sorceress. Usually both of those things happen in tales like that. I think there’s a good chance Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) was a succubus sent to take out the evil queen in a weirdly roundabout way. Then she marries the prince, and the Succumancer who forged Aurora (or just holds her leash) gets to move into the castle and become the court wizard, living in luxury.
The only way succubi can get around their glamor limitations without a shitload of training is to use the “Eye of the Beholder” variant glamor. This lets them appear as someone’s perfect mate, and since people are all over the place when it comes to personal preference, it’s usually not too hard for them to find someone who has a… non-mainstream taste in women. Just because they use that person’s preferences to form the glamor doesn’t mean they have to go up and introduce themselves. The ones practiced in this version of the spell can just find some guy who likes, for example, hirsute women with a strong nose and a tendency to hit people with a rolling pin because maybe that reminds them of their mom, then they skulk off into the crowd and use that disguise to infiltrate the keep that’s full of guards who know to keep a lookout for any woman that makes everyone’s codpieces eject and fly across the courtyard.
The June vote incentive is finally up! Maxima is prepping for her night out.
And in the Patreon variants, she gets (un)dressed and takes a look through all the makeup options.
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Nope, seen too many cows getting their hooves trimmed and bits of rubber shoe soles glued to them.
The Hoof GP?
Like that, but I was assisting. I have also operated an emasculator. Between replacing fences that cows and time have destroyed and general veternary work on the herd my two years as a ranchhand was fairly gruesome.
Polyurethane hoof repair resin was one of my favorite hobby supplies. It had just the right viscosity. Unfortunately the one guy in Kentucky who sold that formulation retired. You could paint that stuff into a horse’s hooves and turn them into a show pony.
That’s a huge issue when they have those, I had to do that to one of ours, she had an infected hoof and the rubber piece is to level her legs up so she didn’t limp. Picture a zit the size of a walnut. Gross! Stank like one too…
Yup, worked on a ranch for a while, abcessed hooves are gross.
After hearing all these stories I have abandonned my girlhood dream of one day owning a pony.
Well played Scarsdale, mgostic, random and several others.
You have each won the day even without using puns.
If it is still ok for you to wear the cowgirl outfit then no harm was done.
So you’ve been cowed with regard to horses?
I swear to god there will be so many ninja after you if you pursue this….
You’re going to send a posse after him, have him branded a nuisance, perhaps tan his hide? You could have him punched and bobbed, but it’s all his misfortune and none of my own.
Just do what was done to a character in a movie I seen once, these guy’s stripped another, tied him to a tree, and brought a hungry calf in! You can guess what happened next, glad they didn’t show it!!! I can’t remember the movie or the actor that was the victim, but jeesh! Fate worse than death…
Naa, horses aren’t as bad, they are MUCH more intelligent that cows! My sister won’t mess with them, I guess she had a bad experience with a pony, same with me, it is NOT fun when the pony/horse takes an instant dislike to you and wipes you off their back by using a branch or in my case, the upper half of a barn dutch door, wouldn’t of been so bad if it hadn’t crapped just outside the door earlier… Or the obvious laugh once it got inside without me…
The hard part with them is the constant brushing they need and yes, medical care. Our cows REFUSE to go to the barn, no matter what the weather is, a horse won’t do that unless there a damned good reason for it. A lot depends on the horse/pony’s training and their personality, if they are calm and used to being handled like I was talking about, they WANT you to clean out their hooves and fix any loose shoes you can’t put normal shoes on a cow, their split hooves makes that almost impossible to try.
Now I’m wondering if there if climate isn’t a factor with hoof abscesses. My family still raises cattle in SW Oklahoma. I’ve been around cattle all my life and worked at the family owned livestock auction as a teenager. I rarely saw cows with hoof issues except for those that were kept penned up too much. That said, I mostly dealt with cows that grazed on open grass land or wheat pasture in a relatively dry climate until they went to sale or slaughter. I have seen just about every other gross or disgusting thing that cattle are prone to.
My climate is humid and the cows were prone to fungal infections and eye worms.
Yeah, here it’s flies and pinkeye from the dust.
Do you have the enormous green and yellow cattle flies? We have squirrel flies the size of a playing card.
No, the biggest we get are “horse flies” I don’t know the actual species. the look like house flies except they can get to be two inches long.
*mumbles something about farmers and donkeys*
“mumbles something about horned bulls”
“generic mumbles”
*artisanal mumbles*
*bespoke muttering*
ARTISTIC SHOUTING!
Of course, I was very, very drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXczSof201U
“keep a lookout for any woman that makes everyone’s codpieces eject and fly across the courtyard.”
That is an amazing way to describe “absurdly attractive”, and I love it.
I would of said belt buckles, but that works too lol.
don’t watch for the woman, look out for the traffic accidents in her wake
Never did that when I started driving, although I will admit to running into a ditch on my motorcycle!
“That makes everyone’s codpieces eject and fly across the courtyard” is not a sentence I thought I would read today, but here we are, and I have to say it makes for a hilarious mental image
are you imagining the strings/straps that held them on flapping like wings, too?
The site seems to be having some issues right now. Page isn’t loading right, and the page itself takes forever (and often fails) to load.
The site it’s fine for me.
The fairytale analogy is a little muddled. Sleeping Beauty is the story of a princess cursed by an evil fairy. She’s not a commoner and there’s no evil queen. Alternatively, Cinderella is a commoner, but the villain is her evil step-mother. No evil royalty to speak of. Snow White has an evil queen, but Snow White is, again, a princess.
Cinderella is dressed like commoner, but her family is rich, not royal but possibly nobility.
There are many, many variations on the Sleeping Beauty tale, but I imagine what DaveB had in mind was the Disney version, in which the princess is taken by the good fairies for her protection and grows up as a commoner.
You mean the Jolie version? Don’t remember Aurora being taken by Bibbity, Bobbity and Boop in the original cartoon
Yea, Evil Royalty in the old fairy-tales is almost unheard of unless the main character is also royalty, and then it’s all about enforcing who has the “proper” claim to the throne (as if there’s anything proper about an absolute dictator and citizenry without voting rights).
Just goes to show how much propaganda influence the old monarchs had.
I’ve had the same problem and have had to use Firefox private browser and now it seems to work. I suspect it’s one of Microsoft’s updates.
I’m using Chrome with no issues with the website. I suspect it’s something to do with your browser.
I am thoroughly amused by the issue of a succubus trying to dress-down in a glamor, and I think I am going to yoink that and apply a similar version tot he kitsune of my world.
Aww… poor Dabs, worrying about Max huh? Or that the collar will run out or glitch? Max is Max, I doubt anyone in that bar will hurt her. Piss her off? Oh sure. I don’t understand one thing though, if a glamor is an illusion, then why did Leon think it would help? Hell, he wouldn’t last an hour on the farm LOL!
No matter what Max does now, she’ll generate rumors etc… Nothing can stop that. Just leave and ignore any tabloid articles about it, it’ll fade quick if no one has proof other than a drunk guy in a bar. Avoiding questions and leaving is the best course of action. And telling Dabs to walk on the carpet won’t last long, at the rate she was pacing, she’d wear a hole through in no time. Those hooves are pretty sharp!
He thought it would help because it’s a very comprehensive glamor, meaning that if she’s glamoured up to look like she’s walking in bare human feet, you won’t hear her hooves on the tile. Which is what’s annoying him.
And what she’s worried about is that Max will realize that the disguise choker has some succubus style “extras” that she didn’t run past Maxima before installing. She’s not so much worried about being vaporized or ending up with broken bones, as she is messing up their relationship.
True, but as beautiful as Max is, she’s already going to attract bar men. Dabs does push a bit too hard to a co-worker/boss/friend to do things she KNOWS isn’t like Max. I fully expected the collar would run out of magic, Dabs did say the mods she did would eat up the magic “battery” faster. That, or she’d mess up and show an ear.
I married a “mini-me” version of Max, well damn close anyway, except she’s a dirty blonde and only 5’4″, and we couldn’t go to a bar/lounge without my running off guys like that. They would wait until I’d head to the john and try to pick her up.
One chad had the balls to try to make her, grabbed her arm and started to drag her out of our booth. I rushed over, grabbed the back of his head, bounced it of the table, and we walked out. Chads are like that, they think that any lovely woman would rather be with them, the whole “dump the chump” attitude…
Fortunately my wife is more on the cute end of things; Picture a 5 foot nothing filipna version of Tinkerbell. So she doesn’t elicit that reaction.
Maybe the not “hearing” the hooves will help. Maybe it won’t. If Dabbler’s glamour is merely changing how he perceives her, it’s possible that the change to clicking rather than clacking was not an oversight, but rather something in how it works. A more powerful spell might be able to alter his perceptions enough he’s not aware of the sound, but it could be that the sound will still *be* there, and the headache is not caused by his perception of the noise but rather his subconscious perception of the slight injury to his hearing that sharp repetitive noise is causing. If that’s the case, a glamor won’t make his headache go away. At best, it would make his awareness of *why* he has a headache go away.
Illusions don’t have to just be visual
So with the level of magical expertise Dabbler’s shown it’s pretty fair to expect that if she’s got an illusion of shoes on the sound of her walking will reflect the shoes on the surface she’s walking on
Glamour may be more than a visual illusion. It may salso work on other senses like sound and scent. Like the Quietus Discipline (power) of the Banu Haqim (Assamite) vampires or the Obfuscate Discipline in White Wolf’s Vampire: the Masquerade games. Or like Glamour in Changeling: the Dreaming.
That’s a legitimate and justifiable limitation of the Succubus species if it were a RPG option. I guess that, just like the ‘soul hole’ problem, it is another of those legacy features from the origin of the species that the matriarchs never cared to fix. That happens because the succubi are damn proud of, and very much like, the ‘sex goddess’ aspect of their nature, and prefer it applying to everything they do, at least w/o a ton of advanced training. In their eyes, if a form is not super sexy, it is not worth taking, even for infiltration or disguise.
I’m surprised Leon didn’t go for the “sexy ninja” or “ballet dancer” options.
Both wear soft flats.
Now I want to see some fan art of a Frumpubus.
(I myself can’t draw worth the graphite I’d wast on a paper. Sorry.)
… I thought Aurora was a Princess?
Really, Dabbler? Sweat pants are hella sexy when you’re familiar with what’s under them – or just have a good lewd imagination. Even more so if that’s all they’re wearing.
I do rather like the idea of “frumpubus” being a proper Monster Manual entry, though. I suppose they’d kill your libido and thrive on abstinence or something. Maybe have innate spells for inducing migraine headaches and impotence.
I’m thinking those yoga pants, no one wears shoes in class. I mistakenly walked in thinking the class was over and went to pick the wife up, and talk about a sea of very tight backsides! I beat a hasty retreat so not to piss off the wife LOL! I’m sure Dabbler could whip up that outfit…
I did suggest to my wife that she wear hers’ around the house in the winter though ;)
I mean, she couldn’t wear her short-shorts during the winter…
Now I am curious. What is a ‘Frumpubus’?
Portmanteau of “frumpy succubus”.
Shortly after the creation of the first succubus, another wizard created a succubus predator, the frumpubus. It has the innate ability to divert tantric energy and dispel or disrupt the glamour of any succubus in the vicinity. A truly powerful frumpubus can starve a succubus.
Dabbler should’ve cut to the chase with Leon about Max and the choker she made for her.
(Meanwhile,back at the bar…)
It’s not that the spell can’t do it, it’s that she’s morally opposed to doing that with ever fiber of her being.
Well, so much for my Dabbler has Max wired for sound and video theory.
I wouldn’t mind seeing these two as couple, in a just a casual domestic sense.Because a Succubus having a casual relationship that isn’t a Franzetta cover would be funny.
He’s already got Krona and Sydney to deal with, I don’t think getting Dabbler involved as well would be survivable.
Heh, I am surprised he didn’t say that to begin with, maybe the steady rhythm of her hooves clopping or heels clicking helps her think?
Personally, good with the clopping.
do not make MLP porn jokes, do not make MLP porn jokes
then I thought, what about the other Disney princesses? then I remember the scene in Wreck-It Ralph 2, where all the Disney princesses were in the same room, and in sleepover comfy wear.
now, you can’t unthink it
Leon has answered the age-old question: When you’re trying to sleep, whats worse? Hooves or high heels?
Leon’s answer is “yes.”
Look at that cute little hang-tooth in the first panel
Even when she’s looking worried she still looks cute :)
Wait, did someone intentionally pull up the carpeting outside Leon’s office, or have the redecorators not got to that part yet? (note the rolled up carpet in the last panel)
Speaking of the carpeting: surprised Leon has carpet in his sanctum, or at least the plastic mat so office chairs don’t get ‘stuck’ (anyone who has tried to move a chair on carpet while someone is in the chair knows how difficult it can be)
Yeah, you don’t want carpet near techie workstations.
Kills the roll and slide.
But there is still carpeting in the room, just not in that stretch of the hallway
There’s even a roll of carpet laying there. Either the damaged but just removed or a new section waiting to be installed.
The casters on office chairs pull right off and can be replaced with rollerblade-like rubber wheels.
About $35 for a set of five.
Still not suitable for rugs but still an improvement.
Remember the grenade that pixel stopped?
Think you meant Krona. She stopped one with her reality control in #1063.
Do you REALLY think its coincidence that Dabbler is pacing back and forth in front of Leon’s office on the only section of floor that has had the carpeting removed while wearing noisy footwear or feet? She could do her pacing anywhere, so she’s clearly trying to get his attention. Maybe it’s his turn to be seduced. Maybe she can’t stand that he seems more resistant to her wiles than most. Whatever the case, she’s clearly targeting Leon.
Dabbles knows Sydney has laid claim to him (and he was already with Kronachrome), Dabbles doesn’t play in someone elses sandbox
There was carpet last time we saw that area.
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-1063-ole-ole-ole-ole/
AND … the time before that, when Barberian was over for a booty call…. yes there was still carpet back then as well. but apparently it’s not high enough that it prevents chairs from being rolled around.
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-372-conquest-rodeo/
There was indeed carpet there. There was also a large amount of fire, smoke, and whatever the fire suppression system uses here
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-1067-heatsink-form-is-too-effective/
I imagine it’s the ABC powder variant (assuming it’s not some high-tech anti-superpowered-flame stuff), and that crap gets everywhere. At the very least, the smoke smell lingers in carpet, and that’s just nasty.
Very good points. :)
Was gonna ask about the taped door in the background, but then noticed the burnt door-frame next to it and remembered the Invasion Diversion
Avoid the frumpubus and shun
The frumious bandersnatch
Panel 3 gives us an interesting look at Dabb’s double shoulder blades.
Pretty sure Dabbler’s pose in the last panel is a physical impossibility. Unless of course succubi ARE actually made of rubber…
Pretty sure succubi bones have a bit of flex in them.
Not that impossible. I just tried it just to make sure. It’s just a simple ‘looking behind you’ rotation. I even went further with it and bent down a little to stare at my heels.
Surprised Dabbles said ‘Frumpubus’ and not her ‘rival’ succubae (or maybe even both:- “Whaddya think I am, a Frumpubus like Decolette? {that was her name right? or was that the name of the nightclub owner succubae, the mentor of that other succubae, not Dabbles’ sister…})
I like Dabbler’s pose in the next-to-last panel. Well done! (and probably handy when you can’t quite decide between two poses. :-))
LOL! Leon tried to get both quiet AND fan service in one go apparently, only got half.
Results aside, “good man! Good thinking!” Why ask for one good thing when you can get two. :/
Nah, he’s just aware of Dabbler’s limitations.
YES he IS. And he knows he’s getting a twofer from it.
Probably been gone over many times that attractive is subjective to the culture, heavier set women were considered more attractive in various times and places culturally, what you grow up around and are told is attractive can influence this mind set as well. An Amazon tribe was on record feeling sorry for the thin blonde daughters of an anthropologist saying they felt they were too ugly to ever get husbands.
the serfs part though specifically made me think of old fairy legends. The way some elves and fair were described as *frightening*, *ethereal*, *otherworldly/eldritch*, etc…and given physical descriptions. Many sounded like they would be considered beautiful by today’s standards, even resembling anime characters, or just other ethnicities besides Irish or Scottish etc…, or uncanny valley.
Hair unusual colors, eyes unusual colors, small or long nose, overly small or large lips/mouth, way too semetrical facial features like a mirror reflecting half a face back at its self. Even whispy thin and sickly floating through the air. Very small or very large breasts, pale or silvery skin, small round paw like feet, etc…
it is actually easy for us today to look at old art and descriptions of elf maidens dancing in the mist and miss that the ones where they look like the humans in the painting are meant to be the illusions of beauty and the large eyes, animal ears, thin limbs and cartoon/doll body proportions were meant to be *creepy* not sexy *well sometimes creepy sexy like their version of monster girls, just not as far out as modern times takes it* (back then the half animal monster form reveal was going from sexy to terrifying, not More sexy like it is today)
(Mental image of Dabbler jumping rope and singing “Happy Trails” in time with her hooves clopping on the floor)
Now my artificier has a new infusion to work on. Armor with an ejectable codpiece that can be used as a distraction.
I wonder what armor slot that would take…
Also reminds me of a character with magic rings in D&D3e.
Rogue Player: “I equip my new ring!”
DM: “You already have a ring on each hand, and you can only wear one magic ring on each hand.”
RP: “I borrow an arrow tip from the ranger and a healing potion from the Cleric…”
DM: “whyyy….?”
RP: “I cut my nose in a piercing like spot, put the ring there, and then use the healing potion to heal my nose around the ring. Bam, permanent nosering. Hands aren’t affected, and it’s still a spot rings go.”
DM:…
DM: deep exhale fiiiiine, but you only have capacity in your… nose slot… for one ring.
A male could equip it under the codpiece…
So could a female
This should work for multiple ear piercings as well, not to mention many other locations. But I’d reject the proposition entirely – if the rules say only 1 ring per hand in spite of having 8 more fingers readily available, clearly “enough distinct spots to wear them” isn’t the limiting factor for magic rings.
“Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves.”
That would hurt like hell, we use a curved, sharp knife and trim them down. You have to use a stand, grab the hoof and strap it up so the cow doesn’t kick you while you’re doing that. If you see white you’re cutting too deep.
That has to be one of my favorites from the Draenei females.
“Do Gnomes have a vibrate setting? I’m just curious.” Was a /silly in the BC beta. A shame it never made it XD they also removed some after the sexism and everything. Like the male joke about family jewels or the female “Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass.”
The females were strong in magic that the troll shaman, but I found that having to watch that tail on the screen while playing got annoying after while, damn thing was a magnet to the eyes! And I mean the tail, not the backside, blue wasn’t attractive to me is all. (Not to mention the need for steel toed shoes, those hooves are sharp!) ;)
Dual wielding on thinner frames such as space goats and elf addicts were one reason I avoided using those models. The weapons swing a lot and im like how the heck are they not stabbing themselves in the legs when running!? The head turn while on a mount to, especially for male space goats. I find that very distracting and annoying.
It occurs to me that maybe Dabbler prefers the 8-inch heels because they keep her foot in the most natural position for her.
Also, the codpiece thing is hilarious and someone should put that in a movie.
We Shadows by Sonny Strait, a.k.a. The Voice Of Krillin.
That would be something if they did a Deadpool 3 movie! I’d not want to be one the guys using those however, the recoil, even if it was placed to not to hit the very reason to wear a cod piece, that would be one hell of a kick to the bladder! I took a misplaced kick there once… peed blood for a few days… not to mention the shock of the impact was as bad if it was aimed for the junk, to which I got revenge for. When he ran over to see if I was ok, I planted a toe in his gut and sent HIM to the floor as well! We were sparing you moron!
There is gonna be a Deadpool 3, with the return of Wolverine (in his iconic blue and yellow outfit)
Quick question, did anyone else notice her glamoured shirt say Balor University?
I read “Balor Go Fight “
Yeah, that’s the slogan(?) for Balor U
Or is it ‘Go Knights’?
Could easily be “Go Knights”, I can’t make out the bottom very well.
Go fighting pornomancers!
That’s where she went to school, and it’s made an appearance before
Sydney even tried to make a sharty (shitty+snarky) comment on it
that would be snitty or sharky, the one you said is something else entirely
Dabbler: I WISH TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT!!
HR Desk Person: *sigh* Yes, Ms. Tantalis, what is it now?
D: THIS MAN *drags man over by collar* talked to me for fifteen minutes today – and he stared at my breasts the ENTIRE TIME!!
HR: ….Your shirt reads, “Please Ogle My Boobs”.
D: Well, yeah, he was nice at first, but then… he… he… *sniff*
HR (bored): He?
D: He NEVER made any crude or suggestive remarks about them!
HR: I see.
D: I was DEEPLY offended!! My people have a long and proud history of being sexually objectified, and he’s trampling upon our rich cultural heritage!
HR: *looks at Man, sighs* Anything to say in your defense?
Man: Uh, I never intended to insult anyone…
D: SEE?? He’s doing it AGAIN!! I demand recompense!!
HR: You want… money?
D: Of course not! I want… leering!
HR: Leering?
D: Yes! A couple of good, earnest leers should make me feel better! And maybe an illicit butt grab. I don’t think that’s unreasonable!
Hahaha that’s hilarious!
I love this and it sounds like something that would definitely happen.
What I could see happening in this situation, when my OC finally appears in the comic.
D: “This girl was staring at me, and didn’t say a single lewd thing!”
C: “You have tantric senses. You knew I was thinking it, though.”
D: “So?!? You should have said something!”
C: “Are you sure? I have to address things in a way that reflects my sexual desires, correct?”
D: “YES!”
C: “Well, you want to know something?”
D: “What?”
C: “I find consent sexy. Saying something lewd without invitation would have made the situation a turn-off for me.”
D: “…I am so conflicted right now…”
That is… a rather extreme reaction. Has she never been in a situation where “frumpy” is the way to go?
For her, anything below an 8 is frumpy
Succubi may be able to reach an 8 for most people, but I have a bit of a xenophile thing, so they’d need less effort with me. (Dabbler’s tentacles friend is a soft pass, but her natural look is “wowza!”)
He’s talking about a succubi reaching down to an 8, not up. Remember, Dabbler refuses to go below 10.
Aw, I wanted to see what happens next for Maxima. Are we going to get to see that later or will we just see her returning and making some remarks towards Dabbler?
Maybe switch her skin tone to an olive, or more brown hue, perhaps change her facial features a bit? I don’t know if Max had figured anything out, she is a golden goddess anyway, so having men line up isn’t much of a stretch!
In regards to the caption: speaking as a member of a fandom, cute digitigrade feet are definitely sexy. Also: beans.