Grrl Power #1169 – Try socks why not?
Not speaking to Dabbler in sexualized terms and stark innuendo is something she considers a micro-aggression. It’s culturally insensitive and racist against succubi, and she will report you to a very exhausted, frustrated HR person. At least she used to do that until Maxima figured it was just a way to try and wind everybody up, and read her the riot act.
Succubi are perfectly capable of cultural assimilation, as previously mentioned, they were created to be spies and assassins as much as they were sex toys. Of course, everyone might take “Cultural Chameleon 101” at Succubus finishing school, but that doesn’t mean they all finish the 401 level course. Dabbler, for instance, is kind of bad at a lot of things that make for a traditional succubus. She only finished the 201 course before she got distracted by “Mana Imbued Weapon Forging 301” She is, however, one of the last ones you’d want to get into a fight with. Sure, there are some scary powerful Succubi mages out there – succubi with a regular influx of tantric magic become effectively ageless and can develop absurd mana pools – and there are plenty of dangerous ones that have fully embraced the “Spies and Assassin” portion of their nature, but Dabbler’s “Jill of all Trades” approach to combat makes her especially difficult to deal with.
The one weakness most succubi have with their glamors is that very few of them are capable of disguising themselves as anything other than distractingly attractive women. Like, if a succubus can make herself an 8, she’s considered advanced. It’s a considerable drawback if they’re trying to infiltrate a fortress or a wizard school or something, so long as the people there are aware of this limitation. This also tends to make life harder for any women who show up and also happen to be unusually attractive if an organization is worried about succubus spies and the like. Also, consider what the average serf probably used to look like, then imagine some woman who’s a 9.5 trying to slip in with the crowd. So succubi usually had to try and pass themselves off as some sort of rare non-inbred nobility, usually from a foreign land. Of course there are a lot of fairy tales about the peasant woman who was so beautiful that she either won the heart of the prince or drew the ire of the queen/sorceress. Usually both of those things happen in tales like that. I think there’s a good chance Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) was a succubus sent to take out the evil queen in a weirdly roundabout way. Then she marries the prince, and the Succumancer who forged Aurora (or just holds her leash) gets to move into the castle and become the court wizard, living in luxury.
The only way succubi can get around their glamor limitations without a shitload of training is to use the “Eye of the Beholder” variant glamor. This lets them appear as someone’s perfect mate, and since people are all over the place when it comes to personal preference, it’s usually not too hard for them to find someone who has a… non-mainstream taste in women. Just because they use that person’s preferences to form the glamor doesn’t mean they have to go up and introduce themselves. The ones practiced in this version of the spell can just find some guy who likes, for example, hirsute women with a strong nose and a tendency to hit people with a rolling pin because maybe that reminds them of their mom, then they skulk off into the crowd and use that disguise to infiltrate the keep that’s full of guards who know to keep a lookout for any woman that makes everyone’s codpieces eject and fly across the courtyard.
The June vote incentive is finally up! Maxima is prepping for her night out.
And in the Patreon variants, she gets (un)dressed and takes a look through all the makeup options.
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Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.
Bare feet means no stockings. Digitigrade and unguligrade at least have the excuse of human clothes not being designed for that. And some people (hi) may have a thing for certain depictions of ipotanes… I’m going to go with “your preference is simply an opinion, not a consensus.”
I know what some of those words mean. Just some. You have a very extensive knowledge of feet.
Stirrup leggings are an option for plantigrade feet mode.
bunny slippers maybe?
then she’d be hoppin’
Question I don’t know if anyone’s asked yet: What’s with the smoke in the last panel? O.o
Fire damage on the glass.
I think that is an abstract art piece hung on the wall.
Not smoke. Glass distorting what’s behind it. Check third or fourth frame (The one with “huh?”)
Looks like a bush behind the glass. One of them internal house-plant type
Perhaps I have been watching too much hoof trimming (Hoof GP) on YouTube, but the angle of her claws could use some adjusting.
Remembering once again the horrible security decision to have the main security and IT office open to the lounge area. Yes, I know there is a security door, and I am against shoving techies (like myself) in a windowless bunker. But there’s a sane middle ground where he can still interact frequently with people without the entire staff being able to stroll into his highly-sensitive office / server room.
Him being turned on, yet that being trumped by his annoyance at being unable to focus with the clopping noise in the background is 100% authentic IT person behavior.
Maybe we should go back to the bar and see how Max and Rowan are getting along…!?
Now I actually want to meet a frumpubus. With her hair up in rollers, wearing a full-length flannel nightie, shearling slippers, and coke-bottle glasses.
We have met one: Dabbles’ rival succubae
You know Dave, Maxima is going to kill you one day once she sees all the drawings you’ve been making of the team for Patreons. She might kill you for the vote incentives also. You are playing with your life for what, a little cash? Not worth it man!
Don’t forget fame. Being ranked #1 on TWC? Big shot.
Does no one say anything about the nude picture in his office? Just seems strange as HR may have something to say about it.
That’s not a nude though, that’s a Boris Vallejo poster. Specifically the one on the cover of “Dreams: The Art of Boris Vallejo”
The picture was a very short google search away too, if one knows his work.
http://www.borisjulie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/B-73.jpg
Thought it looked familiar
*double checks background*
Oh yeah, I know that one. She is wearing a (very minimal) metal bikini as I recall, and has her arms positioned to help hide anything.
Trivia bit: Almost all of his work used his wife as the model.
And their son
Funny aside on Sleeping Beauty’s Aurora. It wasn’t the Evil Witch. You’re thinking of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
As for Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty); She and the “good fairies” were in the Middle of a Political Feud; the King invites them to his child’s wedding, and not her. Which was, in that era, a massive insult to a Foreign Political Power. And if you actually pay attention to the scene. She gives the King plenty of chances to apologize, and even was willing to give a gift to Aurora. One that’d one up the other political side.
But he kept insulting her, and slighting her. So she cursed the child.
The entire thing was 1000% the King and “Good Fairies” fault, and could’ve easily been avoided by:
1) Inviting her in the first place. She might’ve been on a different Political Side than the other Fairies with better PR; But you saw how eager the Siblings were to One Up each other. Having a Reality Warping Godmother go all out to one up all 3 of them, would’ve made Aurora God Tier OP, and the Kingdom would’ve been prosperous af.
Kinda into this take actually, and more so the longer I think about it. Had to go rewatch Maleficent’s party crash and curse – which admittedly employs a lot of tropes and narrative shortcuts for the sake of brevity. She makes a melodramatic entrance, but is otherwise perfectly genteel aside from a small personal jab at the fairies – one of whom then interrupt and directly insult her. Obvious implication is that insult is justified based on prior knowledge, but the king & queen don’t say a word to intervene or disagree until she’s responded and is turning to leave.
Whereupon the queen not only fails to soften the public shunning in any way, but asks “you’re not offended, your Excellency?” – revealing they obviously knew she’d be offended and were okay with taking that chance with a powerful and prominent public figure, in spite of literally the entire kingdom being invited by proclamation. Obviously Maleficent takes the response too far, but she’s not entirely wrong either.
But are frumpubi a thing? XD
LOL at frumpabus
I may as well be the one to say it. Barefoot, plantigrade Dabbler, when?