I accidentally drew Max about 135% too flirty in that last panel. She is starting to enjoy herself, (partially because she has put away a suspicious amount of alcohol) but she’s not at the “Hello, there Sailor” stage yet. It’s possible she’s never been at that stage with anyone. Beyond some teenage crushes. I mean as an adult. I’ll blame the over enthused art gaffe on the fact that she kind of doesn’t know what she’s doing.

Max is hereditarily mostly German, French and “Scandinavian.” Being Irish and Russian as Harper is her excuse for having an iron constitution. (I looked it up, and Russia and Ireland are 5th and 6th respectively in terms of pure alcohol consumed per capita. Belarus, Lithuania and Grenada hold the top three spots, with Czech Republic and France tied for 4th. But they’re not famous for overdoing it on the booze, so citing them wouldn’t make for a good excuse for Max to rattle off. For reference, the US is 25th, probably because of our watery beer, wine coolers and shit like Zima. I also just yesterday saw “Hard Monster Energy” in the grocery store with 6% malt alcohol in it and no caffeine. Honestly, what is the point of that? Whereas in Russia they’re knocking back 80 proof vodka for lunch.) Besides, Max’s time in Afghanistan taught her just enough Russian to get her into trouble. She couldn’t order a watercress sandwich or infiltrate a ring of ballet dancing assassins, but she can toast, order drinks, and insult someone’s lineage well enough.


Hey, the header’s back, sort of! It’s been so long since I messed with .CSS and .php I’m surprised I got this far into restoring it. I knew it would either take me 15 minutes or 5 days to fix it. I can’t figure out how to put the pale blue background under it and attach it to the top of the page like it used to be, but I guess it doesn’t look horrible as it is now, so I decided to leave it up as I work with it.


The June vote incentive is finally up! Maxima is prepping for her night out.

And in the Patreon variants, she gets (un)dressed and takes a look through all the makeup options.

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Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.