Grrl Power #1137 – Sitrip
“The Auger” is what they call the minigun with the bayonets on it. They used to call it “The Augur,” but explaining how “If you see someone pointing it at you, then portents of your future trend negative.” required too much explanation, so they switched to calling it The Auger instead.
A lot of the Ascenders were taken down off camera with by the numbers breaching tactics. Flashbangs followed by blitzkrieg takedowns. If you’re not fighting a guy with tough skin or force fields, guns are still pretty fantastically useful against supers. It does bug me a little in comics when someone casually dodges a hail of gunfire to kick three thugs in the face, and sure, when Daredevil knocks out the lights and does it, that makes sense because no one can see outside of muzzle flashes, and I will grant that if someone can literally jump over people and reverse directions by bouncing off of walls and beams, I can excuse the average thug for not being able to hit a guy in those circumstances. Average thugs are, by definition, average. They’ve probably shot guns before, probably quite a bit at a gun range, maybe played some paintball, maybe even broke a guy’s knees with a bat, then put one in his head before kicking him into Gotham Bay. What the average thug hasn’t done is graduated from the Army Ranger School, or weren’t poached from the SEALS or SOF. They likely haven’t seen combat.
What bothers me is when Joe Superhero routinely wades through a fully lit room of “elite” AIM/HYDRA/HAND soldiers with advanced weapons when the heroes themselves are basically just martial artists. Sure, the heroes are the cream of the cro, but part of being a better fighter is using superior tactics. That’s why the Arc-SWAT people flashbang a room, put a three round burst into every knee in the room, (both of which make it difficult to focus on using superpowers), and anyone who doesn’t go down gets rushed by Achilles, Mr. Amorphous, Heatwave, Ren, Hiro, etc, while the soldiers knock out and secure everyone screaming about their missing kneecaps.
Being a Super who uses their powers to commit crimes subjects you to a new set of… artisanal laws that are rather a bit more punitive than the vanilla stuff. Being a rich asshole who hangs out with supervillains doesn’t subject you those particular laws. However, being a rich asshole who funds supervillains…? I’m not sure where this puts them. Accessory to, for sure. They’ll probably land somewhere in the middle.
The February Vote Incentive is up! The March one is mostly finished. Just need to do the clothed version and finishing the bonus comic page. I dunno if it’ll be ready by the Thursday page, but Monday for sure.
Kat, you remember, the newly minted were-hare? Well, someone forgot to give her a copy of “Are You There God? It’s Me, Were-Margaret.” She has questions is what I’m saying.
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If Seneca was so burnt, why not have her teleported to the Doc instead of flying her out in the Osprey? The team does have a teleporter.
um, Harem cannot teleport enough weight to include another person.
Varia can teleport with her because of Varia’s synergy power with her, not because Harem can do so.
It’s not just the weight, she can’t even *VORP* a potted plant while naked and all other Selves in storage
The only person the Harem’s can ‘port… is herself (unless Vahriah is touching her, and she simply ‘tags along’)
If someone gets electrocuted, they’re dead. Seneca got shocked (unless she DID die)(#spoiler?)
Also came here to be pedantic, but was beaten to the punch.
Technically true, but rarely how people actually talk or mean it.
My dictionary says “injure or kill”
I checked https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/electrocute for confirmation
The Oxford says the same thing (I have both on my shelves, since I edit material in both English languages). But it still bothers me. I learned the word when the broader use had not become current, and I still reflexively think “dead” when I see “electrocute.”
Wait, there is more than one English language? o_O
Technically, they are English dialects.
e·lec·tro·cute
/əˈlektrəˌkyo͞ot/
verb
past tense: electrocuted; past participle: electrocuted
injure or kill someone by electric shock.
“a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights”
Mr. Griswold, is that you?
Indeed, those of us with old dictionaries it may be different. Mirriam Webster have stated that common use can dictate definitions and result in their change. Cited precedent would be the word moot, whose definition flipped thanks to common use changing over time.
love old dictionaries they have with such marvelous words like ‘rue’ oft(often) used by villains too.
as in “thou shalt rue the day you ever met me! ” ” I’ll get you, and your little dog too! “
Electrocuted – shocked directly by an electric current.
I’m not dead and I’ve been shocked a few times as a factory mechanic. Like the time someone bypassed a safety switch and the fuse arced and blew in my fuse pulled burning my arm and the side of my neck, or the time I forgot to pull the fuses on a motor controller and almost fell off the ladder….
Being electrocuted isn’t a death sentence, it hurts like hell and it takes a bit to get over the damage to the nerves is all. It’s how you were shocked and how long and by how much, a taser can be fatal IF you have a heart problem, and those run anywhere from 10,000 to 50,000 volts. THere are people alive today that have been hit by lighting WAY worse than what she got hit by, IF no one was around and IF she didn’t get care asap, yeah she would of died.
The original meaning of ‘electrocute’ derives from the contraction of ‘electricity’ and ‘execute’, so quite literally death by electricity. That’s hardly how it’s used by mostly people, but it is the original meaning.
Wait, I’m confused—The Auger used to be called The Auger but but now it’s The Auger instead? I feel like one of those is supposed to be different than it is
The Auger used to be called Augur. One letter difference.
It was Aug{U}r
To foretell from omens.
Now it is Aug{E}r
A specialized drill bit with a small pointy tip for centering and a deep spiral flute to remove material. Think a post hole digger. Gooses Auger basically removes anything in front of it.
See this earlier comment thread, in which someone else makes the exact opposite reading error.
ah ha! that makes more sense, thanks everyone, I appreciate it!
OMG I love it, The Augur. I am going to 100% name any gun that I can (In any game that lets me), well at least any of the ones that turns enemies into slushies.
I actually feel that where the rich assholes end up in terms of prosecution would be pretty up in the air. When it comes to land mark cases like this that will basically inform the ay the legal system treats all following cases, it’d be a huge media circus. I mean, the guy who owns home depot hired supervillains? Home Depots stocks are fucked. Does the us government want to set an example, and that example is ‘rich people need to not do this EVER’? Cus then a lot of guys are going to the worse jails, where they probably won’t come back out.
Notably, if the local Justice league equivalent is arc swat, which is funded by the government, then by default spending money to hire supervillains and thus, necessitate arc swat intervening in a large sense is directly trying to fight the government with money – and if there’s one thing government hates, it’s wasting money. Arc swat getting so much money is definitely a result of someone somewhere in government making the conscious decision to have a monopoly on superpowered violence, and Bezos buying up the injustice gang is a challenge to that monopoly.
Yeah, nah, there is a HUGE difference between hiring some who is also a supervillain (ala working at the Home Depot weekdays and then plotting crimes over the weekend) and directly funding a supervillain
Basically, the funders caught in the silo wearing the cape and cowl are legally (and literally when they get to lockup) fucked
Where can I see the other chapters, I’m in the middle of reading it
I’m in the process of reading it and would like to view the additional chapters.
Looking forward to this story’s conclusion
I like the commic very much! I’m already looking forward to the next ones.
Great writing. You will certainly have great success with your publishing house.
Thanks for this. Keep us updated!