Grrl Power #1054 – Operation dessert storm
If you plant the mini-bananas, would they grow mini-banana trees? Trick question! Bananas don’t have seeds! That’s weird to think about – all bananas are seedless. At least the modern commercially available banana is seedless. That and we’re one banana flu away from bananapocolypse. Apparently the O.G. banana looked more like okra and had dark seeds all up in them and looked really gross.
A bunch of you mentioned the name “Darude” in the comments, so I guess I’m not as original as I thought, hah hah. But really, what do you call a guy who can turn into a sandstorm? Easifat ramlia seems to be Arabic for sandstorm, at least according to google translate, but the guy probably has a less apto-supranymy name and goes by something more poetic, like Wrath of the Desert or something.
Most people don’t get to beta test their wishes, but Parfait has yet to actually successfully grant a wish. She’s only been able to use the ability since Tom “enslaved” her, and it’s been less than three days. Also, Tom, being reasonably opportunistic, probably isn’t going to let Parfait start handing out wishes for free.
I’ve decided that whatever tech the team has in their chokers >cough< I mean tactical throat mics also includes a way to hear that doesn’t include some sort of ear piece, with or without the coiled cord attachment that I always forget to draw. Just assume they have some sort of bone conduction earphone that’s concealed under hairlines or something. That or someone figured out how to make it work up through the bones in the neck despite all that spongy cartilage in the way.
The June vote incentive should be up with the Monday comic. Just need a little more time to do backgrounds and detail work.
The May Vote Incentive continues to be up! It’s Warsyl, from Tamer: Enhancer 2! I’d say “spoilers,” but the book has been available for 5 months now. Anyway, this pic doesn’t have a zillion outfit variations, partially because her armor took longer to draw than I thought it would, but mostly because she just has an armored form, and an unarmored form. The latter being available over at Patreon.
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It would be funny if Parfait never got that wish right until Sydney was on her Death Bed!
“I’ve lived a good life… and with my last breath, I would like to give you, my beloved family, my children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren, these words of wisdom. Remember these words when you think of me. Always be-“ (from out of nowhere a giant banana split appears above great grandma aged Sydney and splats on her face)
Then her boobs triple in size.
RIP Sydney Scoville Jr.
and strangely enough the last thoughts of the banana split were…
NOT AGAIN!
Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the banana split had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.
I would’ve thought it would be, “….always expect…” *SPLAT* (muffled)”…ninjas.”
I would’ve thought, instead of, “Always be–” SPLAT, it would be, “Always expect…”*SPLAT*”…ninjas.”
Darude – Haboob
For some reason i love that word ……
… which one?
Fun fact, my stage name is also BanannaThunder
Do we have a wiki on all the info on Sydney’s spheres? since I can’t seem to find any good information on it and I really REALLY don’t want to have to read throuhg the ENTIRE series and all of the author notes to get all the info on it : (
Just read the cast page, it has all the deets. Click on the Who’s Who on the right.
No doesn’t, the cast page hasn’t been updated in years!!
You are correct about getting more info on her balls in the Who’s Who though
Woah! Amazing!!!
YOu haven’t looked at that part of the website for nearly half a decade!!! I’m so proud.
It broke back in 2016 or so and hasn’t been fixed SINCE.
Ok, seriously… sandstorms are NOT to be dismissed. when I was in Desert Shield, I was briefly (about 15 seconds) had some skin (between jacket and glove) exposed to one. My skin reacted like I had second degree burns.
Sandblasting is a thing and if you really think about it, sand is just micro-rocks that can do the same thing as regular rocks on a smaller scale when they reach the right velocity!
If she wants bigger tits, she earns more a month than she used to in a year, she can easily afford them and better than wishing and getting a monkey paw situation. I even bet Arianna would help her get it for free for publicity.
If anything I think Arianna might ask her not to conform to the supermodel stereotype already displayed by the entire team, both for Sydney’s own good and to not alienate the massive market segment that doesn’t think a D+ cup is normal/desirable.
I would think Parfait, as part Djinni, would be immune to sandstorm inconveniences.
about the tactical throat mics I got a couple ideas
1- the microphone on your voicebox is a speaker too (added effect tele-ventriloquism).
2- the speaker work by making your jaw bone vibrate. there is a thin strip of flesh colored compound that goes from the collar to a patch on your chin containing said speaker. (my fav)
3- Dabbler designed them so magic is involved thus it’s a black box mechanism.
Badadadada…
yep, very rude sandstorm