Stay safe guys. I feel a little detached from all the disruption since I work from home, but I know this is a super weird time, and a lot of places have moved to quarantine in place protocols because humans are a bunch of dipshits that can’t figure out what 6′ of personal space means. A week ago I went to Chili’s to pick up a take out order, and there were 10 people milling around outside, and another 10 all bunched together in the little To Go closet they have. It took 90 minutes to get my food because apparently the management figured that since the city had told all restaurants in the city that dining in was not allowed for the foreseeable future, Chili’s management figured “Well I guess the amount of to go traffic won’t change and we shouldn’t staff up for some unpredictable rush.”

Ug. Hopefully everyone will start figuring it out soon, but you know what Einstein said; “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”

My point is, be safe, and don’t contribute to the general level of dipshittery by being a dipshit. And don’t hoard toilet paper. I just can’t figure that one out. I mean, hand sanitizer, I kind of get, even though regular soap is perfectly fine, but the people hoarding TP are a bunch of assholes. There’s already reports of sewage systems getting fucked up because people have had to resort to using paper towels and those wet wipes for your butt that famously fuck up sewage systems. We’ve got a few rolls left in the house, but a month from now, I really don’t want to have to take a shower every time I pinch one off.