Help me be funny
I’m working on a postcard that I can hand out at conventions, leave on tables, etc, and I’ve got one side draw, but I’m not sure about the dialog on it, so I thought I’d let everyone throw some ideas in to the pot.
The idea is that I take the craziest looking characters and have them commenting on the comic that Sydney’s reading, thus irritating her. I’m not sure what to go with though, here’s a few things I came up with:
Maxima: The characters in that comic are so outlandish.
Dabbler: It’s just so unrealistic.
Sydney: What are you guys, the ironic duo?
I’m not sure that having Sydney calling out the irony makes for the most elegant delivery, so I started coming up with alternatives like:
M: Do the characters in that ever stop flexing? (one of my pet peeves about the way most comics are drawn)
D: Wow even I can’t bend my back like that.
S: Do you mind?!
Or:
M: Not enough action.
D: Not enough sex.
S: Shouldn’t you be fighting crime somewhere?
And the like. I thought before I got 5,000 printed I’d throw this out there and see if anyone had any favorites or even your own dialog that might work better. I need to send this to print Monday 5/9 to get it back in time for the Dallas Comic Con which I’ll be wandering around for at least part of a day, so I have until Monday evening if anyone wants to contribute.
Anvil does seem to give off kind of a ‘Sgt. Taura’ vibe. Although hopefully she has better taste than to wear bright pink. *shudder* Poor Taura.
is it still open for suggestions? cause here’s mine:
M: So far, I’ve only seen you read comics with big chested girls.
D: Do you have some kind of breast complex?
S: You would have, if your teams concists of women who’s bra sizes use the second half of the alfabet!
M: And you honestly read those things for fun?
D: Eh, I can think of more fun things, but not with you guys.
S: For the love of Leeroy, SHUT UP!
I think a combination works best:
M: Not enough action.
D: Not enough sex.
S: Do you mind?!
is it just me or is dabbler f*cking sexy?
I like the one about the instruction manual, brilliant
Well she is a succubus, so she is suppose to have that quality.
Just wandered by and found this. Thould kaybe it needed an update for those in the know a bir.
M: Was that the book you loaned Arinna?
D: He! Trent and I could help you with that.
S: NO! He’s mine ALL MINE!
BTW I think I have an idea for villians along the ‘Creepy doll’ line (from things locked in vault)
Magic anomaly not neccessary evil either. Just some thing that could be real nasty , and needs to be kept away from foolish hands.