April Vote Incentive
Anvil: (to shopkeep) Hmm, I don’t know, do you have anything bigger?
Shopkeep: M’lady that’s made of dwarven deep iron, I don’t really understand how you’re lifting it, but I do have a petrified tree trunk out back.
Sydney: Hey Seabiscuit, do you have any 10 foot poles?
Shopkeep: I have quarterstaves, but I don’t know how long a “foot” is.
Sydney: Dabbler your translation spell is broken!
Dabbler: It doesn’t automatically do units. I never bothered including that in my spell cause I can to the conversions in my head.
Maxima: If you’re so smart, they why are you trying to get me to dress like a Boris Vallejo painting?
Dabbler: Until we figure out how to get home, we should try to blend in.
Maxima: There’s little chance of that happening. That elder dragon thought I was a golem made out of solid gold, it tried to add me to it’s hoard!
Dabbler: And thanks to you knocking out 7 of its teeth, we can practically afford to buy this whole town!
Maxima: I knocked out 8 teeth.
Dabbler: Well I’m keeping one for myself, obviously. I’m going to make it into a kitchen knife that can cut through an engine block and still julienne a tomato!
Edit: Updated to point at the DA page. Color version coming eventually.
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Dongs Ahoy!Full frontal and backal. Lots of skin, sex on some or all pages, explicit or otherwise.
I feel like this was a missed opportunity to just call it a Bun-Knee.
AAAAAND now this is on the wrong page. Curse you comment system and your lack of edit button!
A little bit OT but related since we are on the topic of badgers…
Not only are they formidable fighters but they an be an unlikely team player:
https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/coyote-and-badger-hunt-together
Ms. Kenya is the purest form of troll, and I LOVE IT. She is dedicated, man, and I just feel so bad for Hiro! xD -a phrase that you generally never think you’ll say when you see a naked guy surrounded by a couple of extremely hot (if very FIT) women- but somehow our dear Dave B has managed to make it happen. Kudos, my man, kudos!
Of course there are equivalent terms, Dave; always have been.
Slut >>> playboy, Casanova, sleeze… anything suggesting promiscuity.
Whore >>> gigolo, manwhore.
one punch woman
Good to hear your parents are alright if temporarily in alternative housing.
Thanks. Yup, it didn’t exactly sneak up on them.
Okay… seriously? How come instead of saying, some guys are not “deep” they aren’t saying, “This guy is obviously mentally impaired.”
I’ll also note that clearly, none of this will be usable in court because; (1) Cooter was not mirandized and she is “asking for the information” which, technically is interrogation (he didn’t volunteer it without being asked), (2) his caretaker didn’t consent to his confinement and interrogation. Finally, and I can see Deus Ex getting all over this, in order to buy this retard’s loyalty… technically, she is a government agent who just offered to let him out after he informs. The promise is as good as a contract and I’m sure that this is being recorded somehow.
It’s ok Fun Games