Grrl Power #316 – Couture cammies
This page is admittedly a bit goofier than Grrl Power tends to get, the fashion ninjas are definitely a bit Gold Digger-y, but I’m ok with that. Besides, having actual ninjas hanging around Archon HQ is probably pretty good for security, even if they’re more concerned with your hemline than poisoning people from the rafters.
So, the fabrikinetic tailor here is the first Patreon funded cameo in a while, via Adam Glocker. (Have I mentioned lately how much I appreciate the support?) I really should have worked his name on to the page so he’d be on the Who’s Who. (The tailor’s, not Adam’s.) The ninjas too. Bleh. Anyway, for easy reference his name is Ashley and his handle is Iron Cloth. This cameo is a bit weird because I had considered a fabrikinetic for the comic already as an antagonist. I had stuck him firmly in the maybe column because lets be real, someone who can control clothing vs a team of largely female super heroes? I wasn’t sure how that would end without a furiously nude Maxima removing his spine and putting it back in upside down. When Adam’s cameo character had the same power as my maybe guy, I figured I’d un-maybe him and let Adam’s character’s details flesh out a lot of details I hadn’t considered. Most of which don’t make it on to this page but will eventually be revealed.
Think of him as a fabric controlling version of “The Paper” from Read or Die, (if you haven’t seen it, don’t spoil anything by clicking on the link. Just track down the three episode OVA and watch it) which in a weird way makes him one of the more powerful members of the team. He’s not a proper member of Arc-SWAT though, he’s actually in Arc-SPARQ, which is ARCHON’s collection of engineers, tinkerers and inventors. He’s more interested in plying his power and craft for the benefit of the team as a whole, as well as making a healthy living in the private sector.
The Theiss room mentioned on the last page, as many of you immediately figured out, is a reference to William Ware Theiss, the venerated costume designer for the original Star Trek series. He is known for his Theiss Titillation Theory which basically says that the sexiness of an outfit is directly proportional to the possibility that a vital piece of it might fall off. This isn’t to say everyone who goes into the room comes out with a side-boob revealing costume held together with the glue they use on sticky notes, just that they had to name the room something, and the people who did had a bit of a sense of humor.
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Why did we not get a panel at the “Whos who” for this guy and his hencemen?
Because he is too busy to introduce himself. No introduction, no Who’s Who entry. But also see DaveB‘s blog above. He is the comic’s first Patreon to get a non-villain cameo!
To be more preciese: If they don’t get named in comic, they don’t get a Who’s Who
I am not sure if this was mentioned before but i think it worths rementioning so I will post anyway.
*Takes a deep breath*
THERE IS A SAITAMA ACTION FIGURE????????????????? GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
PS: Sorry for annoying post but it must be done :P
Apperantly there is a onupunchman action figure but it takes an arm and a leg to order it. Here is a picture of it
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rJgNwrFy5GU/U5lwufDrUQI/AAAAAAAACHE/zzpYgije8s0/s1600/20140612_160401.jpg
Probably the same group that does the Modesto County Ninja Parade, but not as stealthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM
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That had me laughing. Especially the clip at the end!
Is this a real thing? Tell me this is a real thing
Actually, they work for Lydia’s house of bras, part time in Wapsi Square.
SYDNEY! You’ve been naughty. ALWAYS expect ninjas. ALWAYS.
I’m less confused now about why a military installation would call their wardrobe room the Theiss room. There is room in the military for silliness :)
Like a progress tracker where the program routing is
TOSS
CATS
FISH
Some IT thought he was so funny
I dun’ get it….
It’s the Theiss Principle: The more likely it looks to fall off, the sexier it is.
Sydney gets off the hook on a technicality.
Always expect ninjas. “Fashion Ninjas” are a special niche, and technically aren’t the same.
But, if you ignore technicalities….yeah, Sydney, you totally failed at your own rule of always expecting ninjas.
He’s an ARC-SPARQ eh? I wonder if in a different dimension he was personal tailor for House Heterodyne.
Cookies to who gets the reference!
You don’t have to be a girl OR a genius to figure that one out.
Your usage of obvious puns shall summon the pun-trolls! We must prepare our defenses!
… that wasnt a pun.
I’m pritty sure it WAS a pun on the title
Huzzah, Cookie!
Ashley: I… hope not? Or hope so? I dunno. SCIENCE!
Wait wait wait, theres a saitama action figure?!
The girl who tells people to always expect ninjas…didn’t expect ninjas. Huh?
Thanks Obama! :/
WTactualF? Fashion Ninjas ? Next thing will be Equipment Pirates ? Or… talking of “expecting” – the Spanish Inquisition ?
Those? Just a transgenic development for the local Allium cepa crop on the Iberian Peninsula that went horribly wrong. Being very devout and having an almost fanatical devotion to the pontiff of the time they can sneak up on you unnoticed before they attack.
“Maxima removing his spine and putting it back in upside down.”
If there’s ever a Mortal Kombat vs Grrl Power game that should be one of Maxima’s fatalities.
wrong thread but nice[?] idea .
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I would pay ALL THE MONEY for a decent saitama action figure. (decent being a relative term, it wouldn’t need to be very detailed because of his art style) I mean it to, I will declare bankruptcy if need be.
This probably going to be the last post from me (until the browsers stops going “This page can’t be displayed” when attempting to make posts here), but just want to mention that those ‘hip-windows’ on the female ninjette are a real thing now
I now suspect 2 things:
1) Dave is a fan of Wapsi Square
2) Mr. foxtail there is somehow either related to Lydia, or they went to the same dojo.
https://wapsisquare.com/comic/no-weakness/
I kept up with Wapsi Square for a while but lost track of the comic some time ago, I don’t recall why I stopped reading it, I think it just got lost among my other RSS feeds for a while and I never got caught back up with the story.
I want that needle katana…
a Read or Die reference? Cool. I thought everyone had forgotten about her.
I finally know what character sydney was referring to with her “statue”! yay!
Always. Expect. Fashion ninjas.
I forgot about the tailor ninjas!
How would a ninja model work?
You can’t see them after all, either normally or in the clothes you want to see.
Maybe it’s training for them. “When nobody notices you in this gold lame outfit with the 2 meter tall purple hat, you have passed.”