Grrl Power #1187 – Girls, they want…
Eagle eyed readers will realize that on the prior page, Sydney and Parfait were nearly at the end of Dead Alive, and now they’re like 25% of the way through when the priest starts Kung-Fu-ing on the zombies/ghouls. My excuse for that is that they talked over the movie so much that they decided to go back and watch a few of the good scenes over again. And that is definitely one of the best scenes in any zombie movie.
If I was a girl who was the kind of girl who bought stealthy girl toys for girls, I would definitely get the kind that could hum along to the beat of whatever my phone was playing. It’d probably make me listen to more music. I suspect EDM would work best for that, especially if it’s the kind of songs with the big drop a few times. That or just organ music. Partially because of the pun, but also good organ music really lays into those low notes. You can’t tell me the organ version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida wouldn’t get you there.
Maybe they even have a setting that makes it respond to treble instead of bass, then you could listen to ASMR videos and get tingles from both ends.
If you’re wondering, Sydney is not the kind of girl who buys that kind of toy. Sure, she has a vibrator. I am informed with some authority that every woman owes it to themselves to own a vibrator, but Sydney’s is just the plain Jane cigar holder model. She’s hovered her mouse over the crazier models, even perused the Bad Dragon site a few times, but never pulled the trigger on any of that stuff. She knows she’d be mortified if someone found her regular one, and she thinks she’d just combust on the spot if there were nubs and swirling things.
The July vote incentive is finally up! There was a disagreement about digitigrade and plantigrade leg configurations. What better way to resolve it than a race?
And in the Patreon variant, what better way to resolve it than a nude race? You know, to eliminate uh… wind drag I guess?
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The blurred characters in that first panel make me think of Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry.
Never played that game, but was still thinking the same
The character is Father’s McGruder, and he is wearing a smoking jacket.
Shopping online… always interesting what you find.
One of the Amazon wannabe companies often pops up in the sidebar ads. The add usually has thumbnails of several items with no label or context. It’s kind of fun to play “Is that a Sex Toy?”
I was very confused for several days leading to, and then after, realizing that a particular confusing recurring image wasn’t a sex toy with the background (context) blurred but a hamster shaped ear piercing.
I totally saw that one and had the same thought.
As my sister calls it (and some others on some forum somewhere on the interwebs I’ve never visited) WishTF. When they search for something, or they’re just browsing, and something COMPLETELY off from what they are looking for or the general products gets mixed in.
Like when I’m looking at fake Lego and suddenly I have a “Bad Dragon” staring back at me next to a Lego Starwars Porg and a Lego Harry Potter owl and just below that is a pistol crossbow and a pressure washer thing.
For the ones not initiated DO NOT SEARCH for bad dragon. Unless you see the vote incentive and want the patreon versions. That should be enough clue. As for why I know… I’ve been to Gencon. They’re there.
Only cowards are afraid to search something naughty on the internet.
*old man voice* “Kids today! In MY day we got sent links to goatse and liked it! Wait, I don’t me we LIKED it…”
I never really understood why Goatse didn’t become an emoji. The Unicode standard picked up everything else people were sending each other once it became common enough to be ‘iconic’, but apparently its great care to record all the symbols people use in communication doesn’t extend to symbols of the intent to offend the reader.
Seriously, and just don’t express it adequately.
HAH! And on the off chance that someone might dare to try, even those two milquetoast substitutes (U+1F4A9 and U+1f595) are filtered from the above message by the forum software.
Everything’s a sex toy if you’re brave enough
I’m gonna fuck a tugboat!
Paige, no!
https://cdn.thingiverse.com/renders/52/75/fd/14/12/4d8905c754b49b1e8616683a8ad5a333_preview_featured.jpg
Poor Theodore
But where can we find those hats‽
Aquariums and Amazon.
Never mind the In-A-Gadda….
Imagine the 1812 Overture!
Or a looooong Drum solo.
Seven Nation Army.
As a classical music lover I resent this entire premise, but as long as we’re playing – Bach’s full Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, of which most people have only ever heard the intro, has a lot of variety, rhythm, and cycles of intensity, with 3-4 overlapping parts in some sections.
Or if you’re a fan of classical erotic dance Orpheus in the Underworld is aka The Can Can Song with lots of very rhythmic sections and staccato beats in the full piece.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=vEnW5_GTooI
Mick Gordon – BFG Division
8 minutes of music that you’d FEEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRuTYtSbJQ
While the overture contines parts of the Can Can, it is not the definite version. The full dance is in the same Operette the Galop Infernal, without all the extra Overture stuff.
Was my first mention of this considered spam, due to the link? Well second try, this time without a link. I trust you all are well able to search for “Offenbach Galop Infernal” yourself.
SING! SING! SING! the Bennie Goodman big band Classic, 10 min song with a 4 min drum solo by Jean Krupa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A (Short version)
Now that we are throwing random songs in the ring, what better way to let the contestants march in than Julius Fučík “Entry of the gladiators”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
I’m more partial to the Prelude & Fugue in C Minor, but yeah, that’s right up there with it. Both are so damn good.
You do understand this brings in a whole new version of 8675309?
How about both organ and insane drummer duet with Earthside’s All We Knew And Ever Loved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVh_Y4o3C0Y
Meanwhile, Enya does nothing.
Speak for yourself, she makes the Orinoco ‘flow’ *wink wink*
Have you heard In-A-Gadda Da Vida? Is that not a long drum solo to you? Because anything longer wouldn’t be a drum solo, it woul be a drum piece with guitar accompaniment.
They have only heard “The Simpson’s” version
Because the 1812 Overture is sometimes played using explosives.
As for what to hook up to a “Love Sense” (the main brand that sells interactive sex toys… she can even get a toy for herself and one for Frix so that they can simulate being together when he’s off planet, because it’s not unreasonable to assume Cora or Frix can boost the signal big time on her phone or computer)…
I’d say that if it’s set to respond to bass, use Dubstep… almost anything by Gorillaz… Club Reggae (an example would be Sean Paul, Shaggy, or Shantea) has a lot of deep tones… and some good Funk music. Let’s also not forget that just playing something by Barry White or Isaac Hayes and his voice would literally be orgasm inducing (instead of just figuratively).
And getting “Rick Rolled” would make for a very different meaning.
This is surprisingly wholesome for having a succubus in it lol.
Is it weird that I am picturing this montage of activities with the song ‘Send Me on My Way’ by Rusted Root in the background?
https://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0
sounds like sydney needs to start reading “Oh Joy Sextoy” XD
Speaking from experience, yes,every girl owes it herself to have a vibe.
I have several, include my Magic Wand, aka, Mister Buzzy.
My sister is afraid of Mister Buzzy, insisting he’d burn her clit off, but I _cannot_ recommend highly enough.
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Bbl. ^_^’
That’s because a Magic Wand is construction equipment.
I’m afraid of my girlfriend’s Magic Wand because the one time she used it on me it melted my brain before I could say anything. APPARENTLY it was on low.
I’ve always remembered the S.M. Stirling novel where a woman air cavalry officer describes the helicopter as “the greatest invention since the handheld vibrator.” Just envision the industrial grade models that might have preceded it . . .
Vibrators were invented by a doctor. True story, look it up.
If you want a cross over to industrial equipment take a look at some of those early day vibrators. They give all new meaning to steam punk. Apparently this was quite a business for physicians around the turn of the 20th century. They needed mechanical assistance to give their wrist a break. Psychiatrists at the time thought it was a treatment for hysteria. After all, you have to keep that wandering uterus in its place.
Yeah, and not as a sex-aid, that was one of them ‘fortuitous by-products’, just like the ‘little blue pill’ was original designed for a different male health problem (and no, not ‘male pattern baldness’ :P )
False story, sorry to break it to you.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/23/opinion/vibrator-invention-myth.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage
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*headpats*
Glad to see Sydney coming out of her shell a bit, it only took her the time (and expense) of summoning a young succubus to do it lol. I wonder how Max will feel about this? I’m sure Dabbler and Harem will approve…
Is Sydney causing an international/interplanetary/interstellar incident? No? Max approves.
I am still unsure how she got clearance to roam around headquarters considering
* she is a being who is literally a slave to a demon and subject to his commands (usually)
* this demon has stated his goal is to liberate (enslave) all of Earth to his control
* this demon is working with Deus who ALSO is bent on being a world liberator (dictator)
All of that applies equally to Dabbler, though she:
is a naturalized American citizen
is a member of the team
had an invisible handler following her around until they were sure of her, though they probably stopped bothering after that page.
Anyway, Detla was told merely to “stay out of restricted areas“, and she was previously working for an actual enemy team. They apparently consider Dabbler pretty trustworthy at this point, and she would likely vouch for her own sister.
Heads up for anyone curious, Bad Dragon is actually a pretty bad company. There’s plenty of other companies if you need to scratch that particular itch.
Bad Dragon is infamous for having the big and weird animal-shaped (sometimes in the actual shape of an entire animal, not just their ding-dong) dildoes
Who cares if they do human-testing with their test models (isn’t that the fucking point of testing? to make sure they work, or at least not maim?)
it’s the uh
historical animal sexual harassment, constant anticompetitive practices, and extremely mediocre quality control as of late that does it
There ARE much better brands. I have a couple of BDs myself (Large Nox, Medium Winston’s Tail), but most of my collection is from other more moral companies. ( nobd.com for a list of better places to go)
I’ve tried going to that page, but it doesn’t work. It says that address doesn’t exist. Are you sure that’s still the right website?
nobd.info
are these all for real?
I would 100% join that popcorn conner, the best view in the whole gym.
This is the part where I feel obligated to say that’s its “In The Garden Of Eden” not… ugh, “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.”
Iron Butterfly would like to disagree with (check the first five seconds for the name)
It’s cool that you didn’t know, but now you do
I think that’s part of the joke Will was likely making since DaveB was referencing the Simpson’s episode where they play an organ version of the song that Bart added to their program listed as “In The Garden of Eden,” which itself is a reference to the original name of the song before it got drunkenly slurred and stuck (as Mgnostic points out).
The story I read (pre-internet) was that there was a performance where the singer was too drunk to say “in the garden of Eden”. Apparently the pronunciation just stuck and the band went with it.
Compared to Alien D, those might just be plain Vanilla.
Personally prefer French
You forgot the chocolate. There is no way of them skipping at least something with chocolate.
there’s chocolate-covered caramel popcorn
This is the last she I feel obligated to say that it’s “In The Garden Of Eden” not… ugh, “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida..”
Ugh, crap. Ignore this one, posted twice and full of errors
Least of which is the name of the song (unless you believe The Simpson’s :eye-vomit: )
Oh wait, you tried to make a funny? Based on a not-funny cartoon?
“In-a-gadda-da-vida” is stoned out of your mind for “in the garden of eden” they even admitted it years later. Going on tour is grueling for anyone, you get on a bus, drive for hours, your roadies run around stetting up the stage, then you put every bit of energy in your performance, then the roadies tear everything down and you, exhausted, climb back into the bus for hours on end til the next city your tour is going to, rinse and repeat. It is exhausting and majorly boring. More often than not you tinker with drugs and alcohol just to kill the boredom. Which is why the “rule 27” exists, few successful performers live past that, and that is why. The rare “after gig party” is why many have to deal with STDs as well. I worked as a roadie, I KNOW!
Every girl deserves a lovense, that much is true. Is parfait being a debatably good influence, or does Sydney need more than the ol’ Ed dakimakura? hee hee. that panel of the “acute side effects” still cracks me up
Just, FYI, they sell Werewolf dildos…
Don’t ask my wife how I know.
Okay, so… how do you know? I am not asking your wife, I am asking you!
I’m just curious if you also happen to repair spaceships
“Your mother ate my dog!”
“[holds up a chunk] …not all of it!”
Of course the men workout half naked at Archon. They are superheroes.
Parfait and Syd are a pair of “sisters” no if ands or buts about it. I hearby nominate Sydney as a member of First Contact Squad.
I guess this checks off the purple version of the vertically challenged super club?
Calling it. These two end up in the sack in the next couple of pages.
Awwww~ This is so sweet and wholesome! They’re such good buddies! <3
Good buddies, yes, but my sense of narrative progression has it that – considering Parfait’s nature, the manner in which the night has been escalating on this page, and the fact that Sydney has been making a dedicated effort to wrap her head around polyamory – there’s probably even odds that the two are going to wind up in bed together.
And more power to them… Parfait is exceptionally sweet. (yeah I went there)
Yeah, but remember: Dabbler has an amnesia inducing hammer she uses on her meals afterwards, so that they’re not forever ruined when it comes to sex with ordinary humans. Succubi are like sexual Thionite, one dose and you’re hooked for life, unless they make sure you don’t remember just how good it really was.
Does Parfait have one of those hammers? I doubt it.
I guess Parfait is cloaking them in the third panel? Or hell, maybe the bodybuilders were so flattered they just let the cute superheroine and alien stick around.
Why would they need to be cloaked? It’s a workout room for all members of Archon, doubt they would segregate it (Maxi would have a golden fit if they tried)
I would guess the second. They don’t have THAT many opportunities to show off in front of succubus to miss one.
See, Parfait knows how to seduce a nerd. Not by pressuring them with intimidating displays of physical perfection, but with cute squid/shark hats and gentle encouragements to express oneself. She’s going to succeed where her cousin has failed.
Agree. she is also way younger which i think would appeal more to Sydney over someone she know is hundreds of years old.
Sister, not cousin
Since Dabbler explained a while ago : Given the arrangements needed to make more Succubi… “Cousin”, “Niece” and “Sister” are equally valid concepts if you *have* to force things into words describing our multiplication mechanics.
And then there’s the fact that succubus “siblings” can differ centuries in age…
Dabbler *treats* parfait as her “little sister” , but I’ve the feeling that’s more personal choice than any real “family” related attachment/obligation.
Dabbles has said that she is her half sister (or what ever percentage considering parentage)
Ok, so im not the only one that feels like things could be heading in that direction, then. good! They make a cute pair, and I would be good as a pairing, or as a pair of geeks :P.
Why do I get the feeling that this is going too well and that there will be a sudden plot twist involving pain, loss and badassery?
Do you read Wildelife?
Apparently no one on either side of the 4th wall cares how inappropriate it is to stare at people working out in the gym.
By the way…. This happened a year or so ago: https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/pete-gustin-blind-man-viral-video-called-creep-in-gym-article-93571845
I guarentee you from expirence that EDM and metal are not a good choice for those toys… my friend forgot what a “half” was. And… lots of drooling. She was basically nonfunctional for a good… 3 hours using metal. I mean if your goal is brain melting, have at it… but uh… be careful.
btw, Dave, Sydney looks totally stunning in that second frame
The that females often give males hell over their talking about females.
I’m well aware that for the most part they are major hypocrites over that.
When I was taking classes, I’d go to a particular building on the university campus to study. It had a lot of booths with lots of room, and the backs were so high people couldn’t even see you if you were standing up.
Many many times a group of females would slip into a booth beside me and start talking about males.
Same basic thing as the males do, except the females were far more rude, crude, and obnoxious about it than any of the males I’ve heard doing that.
(Yes, I’m using the terms male & female. I was in the military and I like science. Not too mention those don’t specify ages, races, or sexual orientations. So nice and neutral, and even so I’ll bet there are some folks that’ll complain about it.)
Seriously, those were some really shocking conversations that kept interrupting my quiet studying.
I really need to know what the chemistry is like between Parfait and Frix, because this looks like an adorable polycule.
Dead Alive or whatever they are calling it these days. Peter Jacksons first.
Thanks for featuring my organ cover here. I’m pleased you found some use for it.