Grrl Power #1185 – A succubus takes a shower
Summoning a succubus and complaining about the jiggling is like summoning a fire elemental and complaining about the smoke inhalation. I’d say the undead are the natural enemies of succubi because undead don’t get horny, but that’s not really true. Zombies, ghouls, ghasts, wights are all low level undead and don’t have any kind of sex drive. Liches are high up in the rankings, but they don’t have any sex drive either. Vampires though? Vampires are fucking horny, so maybe there’s other undead that succubi can manipulate with their primary talents? Of course when I say “zombie,” I’m talking about Romeros. “I, Zombie” and “Santa Clarita Diet” zombies can definitely get horny, but they’re a different breed altogether. They’re more like… sapient ghouls who hang on to their sapience with brain/human tissue consumption.
Succubus have a saying, “Why be gratuitous when you can be gratenitous?” Cause… you know, ten is more than ‘tu.’
Of course, they don’t really have that saying because by and large, the majority of them don’t speak English as their first language and that pun(?) wouldn’t play in Infernal. Also, while succubi get invited to all the parties for obvious reasons, many succubus don’t go the “drunk coed getting her experimental phase out of the way” route. They’re more like sex ninjas. Honeypot spies who can cause their marks to become totally sexually addicted to them, and without the marks even realizing it. They are less fun at parties. They tend to leave a lot of cases of rampant blue balls and/or near-death-experience-level orgasms in their wake.
Dead Alive, also known as Braindead, depending on where you live. One of Peter Jackson’s first movies, and absolute Zombie Criterion material as far as I’m concerned, alongside Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Zombieland, and you can’t really have a list of Zombie movies without a George A. Romero flick, as he essentially defined the genre. The problem is that he directed so many of them it’s hard to pick out THE Romero zombie movie. Maybe… the 1978 Dawn of the Dead, the one in the mall? Though as I recall, the 2004 remake was pretty good as well. I think I’d have to say that the 1985 The Return of the Living Dead is my favorite straight Romero-esque zombie flick, even though Romero didn’t write, produce or direct it. Actually the whole “Return of…” trilogy was pretty entertaining for mid-80’s to 90’s fare IMO. Well, shoot, now I’m probably going to rewatch all of those this week.
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And in the Patreon variant, what better way to resolve it than a nude race? You know, to eliminate uh… wind drag I guess?
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Dave, Dave, Dave, engaging in blatant fan service. Way to go.
Fanservice from Dave? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.
Totally shameless of him. Please continue Dave
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This is what happens when a creator of content actually studies boob physics.
Please take notice that this is NOT a compliant by any means, merely stating an observation…An *intense* observation, definitely.
when you are born into a world steeped in mana funny things can happen to your biology.
Yep, used this premise as a reason why a large number of humans with super powers and protein nanites inherited in their bodies when colonizing a Disc Earth in the very magical Otherworld ended up basically becoming a population of anime characters *enhanced biology, healing, skin resistances to cutting, organ resistances to impact damage,* and basically ten times stronger than a regular human of the same build.
and multiple generations of exposure to this situation and we get ever increasing lifespans, growing numbers of people with a natural affinity for different kinds of magic, and enhancing what to their ancestors were super powers to the point of being “special skills”
now take a few individuals started off with immortality as part of their superpower package, especially the one with *quantum manipulation* and this mana exposure caused some interesting physical evolution changes and spiritual ones….one guy with vampire like powers is basically a full blown super vampire now, a necromorphic shifter is basically an elder lich meets super zombie etc…
and that’s just the people, the world premise is it was an actual Earth that suffered a massive catastrophe resulting it both in OtherWorld and stretched out like a pancake into a giant floating dish, the local flora and fauna have had a few million years of mana infused mutations.
A fun concept! The real question, of course: Is the flora/fauna *tasty*?
It is, to be fair while there are a few versions of this out there such as in fairy lore or the badass line from the little known show *Brimstone* (The longer you are in Hell the more of Hell you become), I was actually inspired by the third series of the anime Slayers (Slayers Try). Where it was revealed the humans who had been living under the Mazoku barrier for the last 1000 years had actually become physically stronger and developed far more powerful magic than the rest of the world.
That and seeing how much damage and how strong even the average anime character was and reasoning out a sci-fi/fantasy way to make a world with people like that.
As for tasty flora and fauna, funny you ask…because in my early days of writing my fantasy stuff the focus was more on (Its a magical adventure across a magical land and highlighting the different people, places, animals, plants, and food), and less what is is now (Behold my power for I am in truth an eldritch god) when its not horror…I blame stresses younger me didn’t experience altering my escapism and the frustration of trying to go back to those kind of adventures.
any who: So yes, I actually had all kinds of magical stuff in Aesperia and other parts of Other World.
some examples of the edible biodiversity.
Orange Pine (hard oranges that grow on pine trees),
Blue strawberries (a blue strawberry, popular in alcoholic drinks)
Sea Corn (large kelp like corn that grows in the ocean, tastes pre-salted and pre-buttored, good right off the sea weed)
Milk Stones (a white mushroom like animal, its basically like an oceanic animal filter feeder only on land and pretty small. The flesh tastes like cow’s milk, and is common grounded up as milk…kind of pulpy though).
There is also a purple potato I don’t remember the name I have but do remember its super hard to the touch and has to be boiled quickly to soften it up and is super sweet like candy.
theere is a bunch of wild game that is more typical, a giant turkey called Globglarkus, deer *with metal scimitars instead of antlers), Micono Mice are a popular meat treat (often sold in little jerky strips at snack stop shops, etc…
I don’t know, let me ask them…
They’re fun girls, you might get lucky…
Necromancer? Isn’t that the term for someone who tries to attract vampires?
(neck romancer)
lol, no, but good dadjoke.
on a related note; alot of specters get pretty horny, as possessing people and doing weird sex shit is a pretty common trope.
You are their Love Glove.
A notable example of this breed is The Ghost of a Texas Ladies’ Man….
If she isn’t floating. Succubi gonna slip on soapy tile. Unless they have that textured non slip surface. which would make some sense.
also. not against watching smut together I see haha
I think safety would be a priority in a building full of supers.
Sidney being there clothed seems odd to me. In my (limited) knowledge of locker room etiquette, she should either be showering as well, or talking from behind a wall or curtain. I think one of these options would be more popular than the other.
Nah. Women’s lockerroom etiquette is a bit more relaxed than men’s.
Though I would guess that men would not expect another man to take a shower with them just because they would like to continue a conversation. They’d probably be expected to wait outside till the other is finished cleaning up.
Sydney probably got into the lockerroom to clean her hands and stayed to keep chatting with Parfait. Entering the shower’s area however would haver required her to take off shoes and socks :) The scene is unusual but not exactly unheared of. I’ve plenty often stayed in a lockerroom already fully dressed again because I was talking to somebody who had not yet finished. Never have had reason to get into a lockerroom with somebody when she was the only person intending to take a shower, but then I use the lockerroom after sports or excercise so I always intended to take a shower myself.
Additional observation, getting less wanna hangout vibes than attempting to flirt and set up a quasi date with Parfait.
Ok, so im not the only one who felt that! whew!
Now I will never know the taste of gold laced honey.
Then you have the zombie movie Warm Bodies… which is a zombie movie like Twilight is a vampire movie.
But better written, which admittedly isn’t that hard. (I’m not saying WB was necessarily a ~good~ movie, but it was at least watchable popcorn fluff.)
It’s Romeo and Juliet in zombie world with a ‘happy’ ending. (For goodness sake, the MC is called “R” and the love interest is Julie.) Two households, alike in dignity…(skipping fair Verona where we lay our scene since it was filmed in Montreal)…From ancient grudge (8 years) break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean (R being shot and starting to bleed at the end). R kills someone close to Julie (as Romeo killed Tybalt), they have to sneak off to be together, Julie’s father tries to kill R, the works. I agree, it’s not really a good movie, and definitely not a good zombie movie, but it’s alright for what it is.
Mmm. That’s a good bit of soapistry.
There was a zombie musical made in 1980 called Dawn of the Night of the Dead that I saw much later on broadcast TV.
http://thebloodypitofhorror.blogspot.com/2020/10/dawn-of-night-of-dead-musical-1980.html
How about sexy and bloody? Watch Elfen Lied. Not H… but has a bit of nudity in it. Also the body count at the start… Tenchi Muyou and it’s various spinoffs for giving demons “ideas”. If you want horror/suspense Another is like Final Destination meets Anime. Or maybe Saga of Tamya the Evil. The Apothecary Diaries has an adaptation starting in October. Maomao’s looking good!
Look up mythologically accurate ghouls! Especially guhlah! They were PLENTY horny!
There is NEVER enough gratuitous jiggling!
Tell it like it is!
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Split the difference and watch Highschool of the Dead
Return of the Living Dead had the best soundtrack of any zombie movie ever.
A variant of this comic, where Sidney is taking a shower at the same time (maybe in the same cubicle?), and with no carefully placed cameras or suspiciously durable bubbles, would be a perfect patreon image :D .
but if there’s no cameras, then how would Dave get the picture?
:P
He would have to be present in person.
Duh.
;)
how about Zombie Strippers? the movie is so idiotic I kept laughing like mad half hour after the end
in 1968 Romero worked with a guy named Russo to write his first ever zombie flick, Night of the Living Dead. Incredibly groundbreaking stuff. A black man hits a white woman. Like, that hadn’t happened before on film. At all. It’s just really good stuff. Great film.
But, Russo and Romero had creative differences and split. Romero lost the ability to use Living Dead in his work and his series of films is known as The Dead films. Living Dead, belonging to Russo got turned into some novels, which he then tried to get made into a film.
He approached a guy named O’Bannon to direct the novelization of his book Return of the Living Dead. O’Bannon THREW AWAY RUSSOS SCRIPT and completely rewrote the film, changing all of Russo and Romero’s rules about zombies. To Russos horror and disgust.
Now, in his defense, O’Bannon’s completely indestructible, fast moving, talking, brain obsessed ‘zombies’ are fun. It’s a campy romp. One of my favorite movie lines ever comes from his film. “Send. More. Paramedics.”
But those films are in no way associated with Romero. But they are must see zombie films. Especially if you are a light hearted person who enjoys dark comedy.
Hey, seen Dead Alive in a theater about 20 years ago! The audience flipping out was great!
A good zombie-hero anime is 3×3 Eyes.
Re-reading, Necromancer Propaganda, oddly enough I can think of two anime that might qualify as Necromancer propaganda, one where the guy’s life was saved and he ends up becoming a superhero and the center of a harem story, and other where a necromancer summons/revives several girls to become pop Idols.
I don’t know, to me, if the Fire Elemental is smoking that’s like their equivalent of indigestion. You got yourself one of those slobby junk food eating Fire Elementals.
And that reminds me of Cora’s ship with the tentacle closet…
“It’s very… intense.”
I wanna see necromancer propaganda.
Sounds like she would absolutely love Evil Dead. That’s anti-necromancer propaganda.
Zombie Land Saga.
A Necromancer raises several girls as undead, and thanks to him raising them as zombies they get to become pop idols while he is their manager, they get to live semi-normal lives, have fun, and be famous all thanks to being zombies under the control of a necromancer.
Jackson made some great horror movies (and he has fun by putting himself in every one, look out for him :) ), including The Hobbit (it has a necromancer, in case you missed it behind all the elf-dwarf romance crap…)
Is no one going to comment about Sidney in panel four? Maybe it is just me but that has to be one of my favorite depictions of her so far.
Stop false-protesting Sydney: if you didn’t want ‘gratuitous jiggling’, then why did you follow Parf into the showers and stand two stalls away?
You could have waited outside, or maybe stood by the door with your back turned if you ‘had‘ to enter to talk
I’m looking forward to seeing Sydney’s apartment!
We haven’t seen it for months (years).
75″ SONY Bravia or Ultra Short Throw Laser Video Projector?
Action figures in clear plastic cases*?
In her universe, there should be one of herself…. and Astra.
Forget Living Dead; if you’re talking anime and zombies, it’s Zombieland Saga all the way. Apart from being funny, smart, and have a lot of heart, season one has the only anime opening song I’ve never been able to skip, no matter how often I watch it.
She laid Erin down on her back beneath the water and began to massage the giant dick with tits, mouth, and hands.