Grrl Power #826 – Pop and lock
When I watch action movies, I always wonder why people bother throwing their opponents. Or I guess I should say, when people get thrown in movies, it doesn’t look like an effective move because it’s one stuntman throwing another, and the guy throwing knows how to throw and the guy being thrown knows how to fall, and it just looks… maybe not gentle, but like no one could possibly be injured or knocked out by it unless they had already recently already suffered a dozen other concussions. Which to be fair, the average thug in any given action show probably has taken a few knocks, but it still bugs me when I see a thug get tossed over the hero’s shoulder and land “correctly” and somehow gets knocked out.
Really, the hero should throw someone, then yank their hair back or kick them in the chin as they go over so the thug lands wrong on their neck. Or the point of the throw is to launch them down an elevator shaft or over a balcony, or to throw them so the middle of their back connects with a jutting mantle piece or the corner of a piano. It would make the thug not getting up believable certainly, but obviously for stunt performers and TV shows under pretty severe time crunches to get scenes wrapped, it’s too much work to show them do that every time, so I get why they don’t show it. It just bugs me when a guy lands flat on his back and doesn’t get up.
Of course, I would also love to see a scene in an actiony type TV show like Buffy or something, where the hero gets into a fight with let’s say 8 thugs, and knocks them all out by punching them, only to learn later that 3 of them died from concussion related trauma.
If I had been thinking about that when I wrote the next page, it would be key point in Jabberwokky’s lesson, but this is actually the final page in Sydney’s training montage this time around. Maybe I’ll revisit it next time I show her sparring.
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I just really like the way Jab’s eyes narrow in the last panel.
Dave is getting better with facial expressions.
After the art shift, the characters started looking like plastic dolls who got too many botox injections (just look at the faces on page #720), but it’s getting better again.
Thank goodness I wasn’t the only one thinking that. However, I’ve also found that whenever I think it’s started getting better, I’m quickly proven wrong, so I’m trying not to get my hopes up too much.
Also, I agree about Jab’s face in the last panel.
Can we have another Sydney vs Maxima race? I feel like Maxima needs to feel some humility, because if Sydney can surpass her in speed, it means other people might surpass her in other things… Like it’s not just Vehemence.
If they make it to another star system, Sydney should get there a few years faster than Maxima can manage!
Would we allow Syddles to use the Aetherium Causeway?
But I do remember Maxi telling Sydney that she might become the fastest flyer in the outfit…
… No, the causeway isn’t about speed as such, that’s more a dimensional bypass, just like with Daphne’s *VORP*ing
Then we’re stuck in Earth’s atmosphere, or Maxi needs to get a spacesuit… Purely for breathing purposes :)
I did the arithmetic in the previous episode, but it does seem Sydney is limited to Mach 32, although I could only find numbers for M25, ~ 8,507m/sec. Mach 25 is said to be “re-entry speed” aka required velocity for LEO, while M10+ is classed as “Hypervelocity”.
Due to the postulated nature of Space (in the “real” Universe) it looks like neither can get much past 0.2L (59,958,491.6m/sec). Of course, Grrl Power Universe need not have these silly limitations.
Yes! Stick Maxi in a spacesuit, and have them race to Luna
Dabbles and Cora can act as referee’s and live-stream the result
+1 :)
This could get interesting. We’ve already seen Sydney being lectured on Air Traffic Control limitations, and these may need to be revisited. Juan Browne on the blancolirio channel has a good explanation of required and no-go altitudes in New York ARTCC Shutdown 21 March 2020 at 5:20++
Basically, Syddles and Maxi will be restricted to VFR above Flight Level (FL) 600, (60,000 feet) because almost nobody except the odd U2 uses that zone. Below FL600 is the IFR radar-controlled Class A space containing all the jet-liners… And ATC’s total attention down to FL180. They will also require ATC guidance just to get through the Class A space: we don’t want either of our heros spearing an Airbus A380 or Boeing 737MAX :(
Well they don’t have to worry about encountering a 737Max anywhere but on the ground unless their universe didn’t have Boeing pull some certification shenanigans.
On an unrelated note,Asterix creator Albert Uderzo just passed away on March 24th:
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/24/asterix-creator-albert-uderzo-dies-at-92
I “read”, those books in High school, since I can’t read French, however I still enjoyed them!
All of them have English translations, read them as a kid lived across the water from Victoria Canada. We would go across and buy those and Tin Tin since you couldn’t get them easily here in the states, it was the 80’s what can I say. The few we have left are in really poor condition wouldn’t mind replacing them and getting all of them at some point.
He was the co-creator, Uderzo was the illustrator and Goscinny was the writer
That is like saying how Bob Kane was the creator of Batman
You never got the English translations Sasha? We still have most of them (some in not terribly well condition :( )
Crap! Messed up the closing tag after ‘co’ :(
Not in the 1960’s. This was in about 1967-71! Also, that was all that the school library, had!
Guess it also depends on location
Still, not too late to get the English translations :D
Just realized, she never realized that the entire bank robbery was a PR set up, did she?
Nope, not yet anyway
If you don’t fall right, throws are really damaging. I work in hand therapy and most of my caseload is broken wrists from low energy falls. High energy falls, particularly onto concrete (particularly uneven concrete) and most folks aren’t getting up too fast.
The first few weeks of Judo class back in college, Sensei Yang would be constantly bellowing “SOFT SIDE DOWN! SOFT SIDE DOWN” while we were learing to fall correctly.
Yeah, it’s why in martial arts that involve a lot of grappling and throws like Judo and Aikido the fundamentals you start with usually are landing safely and recovery and also gauging your uke as the tori so you don’t go beyond their capacity. I count myself fortunate nobody was ever hurt in my dojo during ukemi by my hand or any other student’s.
This is actually a response to another commenter with no training that said the throws he had seen didn’t look that impressive. My instructor only showed me a few throws selected from Beggar kungfu, Mongolian kungfu and such, because he had had back surgery, but said throws practiced in classes are designed so the recipient could roll or breakfall, but that combat throws are designed to crack the receiver head or shoulder, or is just a distraction so you can kick or punch or dislocate something while they are in the air. Likewise that variant type of throw is not used by stunt people on each other. Nor do they want some movie goer to see a real combat throw in a movie and “try it at home.” So naturally the practice-able versions we see don’t look like they would necessarily knock someone out. Just saying.
I just realized. We havent seen the dark haired half-sibling cousins in a long time. The ones who dnd’ed with Sydney and were at the comic store before she went super hero
Olivia is working at Sydney’s store. But, yea, we have not seen her in a bunch of sundays.
It would be interesting to see how her male counterpart would react to Sydney now. Previously she was just ‘that geeky girl who works in the comic shop, and behaves pretty oddly sometimes.” Now she is one of the most famous and powerful superheroes in the world!
How will their dynamics work out when they start playing D&D?
Olivia was just at the girl’s night out.
Anthony we haven’t seen.
Yeah she’s the one that got spooked from Varia’s accidental contact with Scarlett.
So, nobody’s mentioned this, but Sydney could actually get out of that hold Jabberwocky put her in. All she has to do is grab the florb and she can fly/flip backwards so that she’s not having her fingers hyperextended anymore.
No ORBs allowed.
No POWERS allowed
Fair point, and action movies are not combat. Hell, MMA isn’t combat either. I’ve studied Judo and Jujustu, and by necessity there is a LOT of cooperation while you learn the body mechanics and techniques. But what you do in training, (remember, busting up your training partners is bad form) is not necessarily what you would do in a confrontation. In training you throw literally “soft side down” but in a “live” situation, you’d FACEPLANT the assailant, or drive the back of their head into the concrete. Also not let them just lie there like in action movies, but chase them to the ground and apply a “kime” – a finishing move – so they do NOT get up.
I think Jabbers is probably exactly the teacher Sydney needs until she’s advanced enough for Math to be able to approach her.
Generously assuming Sydney will ever actually REACH that point.
Honestly I’ve always considered throws to be more of a defensive move
Ahhh your too close! Get the fuck away from me! Kind of thing