Here we see the wild Deadpool hitting on a group of ladies out for a girl’s night. Let’s see what happens next.
Gynostar and Superbitch seem like they’d hang out with Maxima. I was planning on adding Giant Girl, Wonderella and others to the picture but I ran out of time.
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Looks like the actual vote picture is still the old one.
Yeah I don’t know when TWC changes them over. Probably midnight pacific at the latest.
Yeah it’s switched now.
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He’s lucky he can’t die, or he’d be so dead right now.
Dead three times in one issue. I don’t read Deadpool, so I don’t know if that’s typical of his luck with the ladies.
Well I’ll put it this way in order to kill him they had to entirely annihilate 2 of the Marvel multiverses, one of which being the main one (earth 616) as for his luck with the ladies, given that he’s essentially a walking tumor is pretty good, I mean Lady Death is pretty much smitten with him and he even managed to snag a succubus iirc.
Don’t forget lady luck herself, Domino!
“There is a man… in a room… with a typewriter…”
In 616 he can’t die because Thanos made him immortal so he couldn’t be with death.
*shudder* Gynostar
Seriously. I tried reading that for all of ten minutes once. It’s just nonstop preachy bullshit, not a superhero comic. Shudder, indeed.
I’m pretty sure Deadpool wouldn’t be able to bounce back from his entire body instantaneously being reduced to sub-atomic sludge by a particle beam or singularity bomb from Maxima.
Even mutant Biology can’t heal every single proton, neutron, and electron back together from a pile of quark jelly.
Max would not be so discourteous. After all there are other people present who owe him some agony. THEN she can make quark soup out of him.
That sound more like Superbitch’s reaction than Maxima. You do not get to be a Lt. Col. by not having self-control. One of the misdemeanors in the U.S. military is “Conduct Unbecoming of an Officer” which on conviction usually will keep you from getting another promotion. Turning a civilian into plasma, even if he gets better, may get other charges, from Attempted Murder in the Second Degree, Engaging in Combat Outside of Established Rules of Engagement down to reckless weapons offenses. I am pretty sure Maxima will not do that, but Superbitch has already demonstrated similar activities before.
Who said Maxima’d start it?
She’d probably give him a hard rejection and a slight pat to get rid of his hand. Superbitch, yeah. She’d probably punch him through a wall. And that would start the super brawl.
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Maxima would be the one to finish it.
Yeah, Maxima wouldn’t ever do anything inappropriate like disciplining a subordinate via atomic wedgie.
Atomic wedgie that caused a chain reaction due to Murphy’s Law that ended up with said subordinate having a sore crack, toe, knee and possibly head as well.
actualy he could in a way,, you see thanos cursed him to be unable to die because death was taking an interest in deadpool,, and since thanos love death and is jealous he couldnt have that.
so he cant be killed,, wich explain why he always regenerate even from deadly wounds,, so i think even if he was fully disentegrated the curse would find a way for him to heal.
Sadly they cheesed his death, the essentially just obliterated the entire universe that he’s in (earth 616) and left the whole Lady Death/Thanos thing unresolved.
what about, like, everyone ELSE in the universe? Y’know, like the entirety of Marvel Comics’ not-Deadpool list of characters? 616 is the main universe, not some offshoot alternate…
They would be gone too like I said they annihilated that entire universe in Death of Deadpool (Deadpool Vol 3 #45) via “Incursion” which is basically 2 of the multiverses colliding with each other destroying both.
I want to know where Maxima found a bar you can still smoke in.
Are YOU going to tell the golden superheroine that uses concrete support beams to grind someone into the earth that she can’t smoke somewhere?
I was going to say ‘That’s all of them…’
Texas. Which in my head cannon, takes place in Dallas until otherwise specified.
Living in Houston, it’s weird, because you can’t smoke in the city of Houston (maybe even Harris county?) but there are several other counties and cities in the area, so going down a few extra streets, or on the other side of a highway, can get you to a place where you can smoke.
Texas, so big that even the cities have whole counties and cities within them!
Mind you, London is the same. But I still find it funny.
Well the Metroplex is solid urban/suburban about the size of the state of Massachusetts.6 counties, 22 cities and unless you look for the city limits signs or notice the different cop cars on the streets you can’t tell when you leave one city and enter another.
I don’t know if it’s still a thing but Manitoba used to have “adult restaurants” meaning you could smoke in them.
That is hilarious
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“You know”, not “you’re know”..?
(Also, is his answer “hung in the dressing room of this fabulous boutique I know down on 8th street”? :P)
He’s just slurring his words because he is already a little drunk. The alcohol is already affecting his judgement as well, as evidenced by his coming up two these ladies in this manner. Hmm, how does that curse go? “May you come to the attention of powerful people.” Yeah, these three are powerful people all right.
actusly i wouldnt put him past him to say a wholefully unanticipated follow up coment to his forst one,, afterall he did once go to black widow with this comment
deadpool;are those real?
black widow; i beg you pardon!
deadpool;Your teeths,, they are so damn white and shiny!
so he might mean another location ,, like they would look hot on a manequin,, or in a magazine,, or on him,,or on fire…etc
Deadpool can’t actually get drunk, his Healing Factor prevents it unless he were to drain a barrel of alcohol all at once essentially and even then it only lasts for a few seconds.
No no. That is actually the lower end of his normal nuttyness.
Let’s start with saying he has 2 voices in his head (in addition to his own).
There recently was a deadpool game that featured him as protagonist. Try to find you tube videos of the cutcenes. They should proof elightening.
Whoops, that should be fixed now.
very funny Deadpool is so going to feel that in the morning
It’s his second word that is going to get him beat like a government mule :P
Personally, added GG and W would have just made it too crowded
is there going to be aftermath pictures of this? cuz i can imagine a thousand ways that that particular scenario could go so horribly horribly wrong for everyone involved. mostly for deadpool, though, in spite of severed limbs potentially finding themselves places they shouldn’t be.
He may not be able to die, but he might shortly wish he was able to…
A good way to get rid of him for a while is to toss him into Lower Earth Orbit. Sure, it won’t kill him, but it’ll take a while to decay to the point of reentry.
To quote a certain DC animated movie: He went into orbit at Mach 7. If you had super-hearing, any second you’d hear the “pop”.
Mach 7 isn’t fast enough to orbit. At most, that’s a suborbital hop.
Even under sustained acceleration?
Mach 7 is a fixed speed, not a rate of acceleration. Physics 101 or Intro to the science of flight 101
You can be accelerating and be moving at Mach 7 when you break atmo.
And it was a quote from Superman in the first place.
Mach 7 is not a fixed speed. It varies dependant on the speed of sound. As such changes in either the temperature or the air pressure will vary the actual speed you need to be travelling at to maintain a speed of Mach 7.
Given that both the temperature and the atmospheric pressure will be varying, as you gain altitude, the actual speed would be too, if travelling at Mach 7. Although there is a point at which there will be insufficient atmosphere for sound to propagate.
So, all in all, it is not the best way of measuring the speed, when going into space.
But serves it’s purpose, which was to give the impression to viewers that he was going really fast. Despite the fact that you would need to look up a bunch of formulas, and do some serious number-crunching, to find out what actual speed, in meters per second, he was going at!
As regarding getting into orbit, or even escaping the Earth’s gravitational pull completely, either can be achieved at even very low speeds. The only reason why our spacecraft have to achieve high speeds to do it, is because they have limited fuel.
If you run out of fuel, you need to have already achieved escape speed in order to keep going. If not, you will gradually slow down, and then fall back, following a ballistic trajectory.
But a space-faring super, who does not use fuel, could just keep going, slowly and steadily, until the task was completed.
Actually, the higher your orbit, the lower your orbital velocity. Ergo, there is an altitude above the Earth where the orbital velocity would be the equivalent of Mach 7.
Now, what’s funny, is I just did a rough calculation and that altitude is very close to the distance of the Moon from the Earth. :)
Oh, and by “Mach 7” I mean “Mach 7 near sea level”
I just half expect his next words would be along the lines of ‘On me!’
Those in the know, know that more times than not that that would be the answer to his rhetorical question.
Only SB and aslo most likely GS would not allow him to finish his statement before initiating an altercation with the result of mass property damage and temporary DP death. Both ending up under police arrest because, Texas and non-locals non-military causing problems.
I am thinking more along the lines of “On my bedroom floor.”
This is deadpool.
So the answer could be anywhere from “on me” and “on my floor…because I am just doing you three at once in my bed” (inlcuding the 2nd part!).
Or something completely unrelated and insane that is an in joke between him and the 2 voices in his head.
Also he might be talking to any set of 3 women looking at this image. That would totally in his 4th breaking powers.
“I can punt you into orbit and I’m authorized too do so… you realize this, right?”
Plus Superbitch has that hellbelch thing she does in bars that disintegrates thimgs. I shudder to think of the property damage that is likely about to ensue in about 3 seconds from this scene..
With the new supers police force, would our golden goddess then be required to take down SB and put her under arrest for assault and massive property damage?
Max is clearly off-duty so it would be her choice to get involved or not. Also wouldn’t Deadpool have several warrants out for killing people? Pretty sure he’s not a good guy so he’s probably wanted at least for questioning. Resisting arrest covers a lot.
Police officers do not stop being police officers when they go off-duty. In the vast majority of jurisdictions they retain the power of arrest, in particular. And in the US, since the Law Enforcement Officer Safety Act, they are even entitled to carry concealed firearms, with few restrictions. Along with that goes the duty to respond to crimes they witness.
Clearly society allows a lot of discretion in this area, as nobody, neither the cop themselves, nor their friends and family, would want to feel under threat of arrest when socialising with them. So they are just as free to ignore jaywalking and people smoking pot, as anyone else, if they choose to. Without fear of reprisals or recriminations.
However that would not extend to a major crime. A police officer ‘turning a blind eye’ to such would very much be viewed as breaching their duty. Failing to report it, or act, could be viewed as police corruption and even lead to charges of complicity before, during and after the act.
At the very least a cop is at risk of loosing their job, if it comes to light.
Grievous bodily harm and massive property damage are serious crimes. However, there is that discretion I mentioned. We do not expect our cops to be mindless drones. Property damage is only an issue if the owner chooses to press charges. Which a bar owner is unlikely to do if the damage is paid for and things are smoothed over.
Plus we are talking about supers here. For example Deadpool does not take harm from being injured. Nor does he suffer from psychological damage or emotional harm. The fact that he actually enjoys it, means that there are even grounds for taking it as being consensual.
His behaviour here, certainly seems to be an invitation to get his arse kicked!
Well I will concede a few points there. Still he is a wanted criminal I believe. Arresting him would be within the rules and lord knows he’ll resist just for the fun if nothing else.
Oh yea. With you on that. :-D
I understand you’re going for the punchline rather than character accuracy, but I found this totally out of character for Wade, especially the slur. Ah well, nothing can I do about it now; you’ve already got the extra vote.
Rheagan wouldn’t be offended by the word, it’s her fracking identity, it’s the presumption that would piss her off. And since Rheagan was the one addressed by name, Max would let her take the first swing. Gyno might even synchronize with an elbow to his chin from the other side….hitting him high while Rheagan hits low. Max would probably just contain him, protecting bystanders while preventing him from getting away, at least initially; when he gets desperate and escalates his attacks, she then unloads on him as previously described. Gynostar provides the finishing move with her power.
I think you got half that right. Max would be required to contain the “ladies” and put them under arrest for assault unless the misuse of free speech is now a capital offense? Remember that DP used words and has no actual super powers outside of being completely insane and immortal. SB and GS on the other hand can and do do a lot of collateral damage. Now that acrswat is active those two will get a major cramp in their style. I hear orange is quiet slimming.
Slight refigure. Gynostar’s power would be what finally immobilizes him long enough for Max to go full on energy-blast at the same time that Rheagan does alcohol-fueled hellbelch. FATALITY!
This is comics, we can find something that would get even him (and Wolvie!) drunk. May I suggest “307 Ale”?
[quote=Tom Smith]
There’s many drinks you’ll drink, me lads, but this one beats them all:
One hundred fifty-three and one-half percent alcohol,
A beer, brewed in a tesseract, that’ll shoot you through the roof —
And if you don’t believe me, I’ve got lots and lots of proof.
[/quote]
I’d go with Nightmare Fuel, from Transformers (IDW). It’s so strong that Cybertronians need to wear protective equipment just to handle the bottle.
It looks like Gynostar’s right hand is melted into her left arm, wassup with that?
Drawing crossed arms is one of those challenges a lot of artists screw up on, myself included. I probably should have angled her right arm a little higher.
I believe that being male, Deadpool would find the pain of childbirth beyond even his regenerative powers. Gynostar is going to be his match.
you, i had a conversation a while back about how it seems kinda gross when a woman smokes a cigar, but i think maxima, uh, ‘wears’ it pretty well. it makes her look very dignified and independent.
also, “death” of deadpool might be a stretch, although i’m sure between the 3 of them they could find a way to essentially put him out of commission. apparently batman got rid of him by blowing him to smithereens, to the point where he couldn’t possibly regenerate back into one piece
aaaaand i have a typo at the beginning of my comment. perfect. noticed that as soon as i hit the ‘submit comment’ button
Oh, yeah. That isn’t going to end well. o.O
For whom? o_O
Actually The last regular issue is of Deadpool dying… so he’s “totes” dead in the actual comic(#250). Either dead or alive, I think his wife, Shiklah, would take issue with his shenanigans (maybe she should be in picture too?) :DDD
Considering the things he’s gotten up to during his comic’s run? If she didn’t take issue with the rest of his shenanigans, this would hardly be a deal-breaker XD
I’d love to color this! :D
Vote incentives are downloadable. That is part and parcel of offering them as incentives. And I doubt very much if DaveB would object to you colouring it in, as fan art.
Do bear in mind though that, time permitting, Dave does sometimes fully colour the incentives himself, and may have that planned for this. So such colouring may just be for your own entertainment purposes.
That said though, it would be interesting to see what fans would do with it. So you could always send your version to Dave and see if he would want to put it up on his Deviant Art gallery.
Thanks kindly for the permission and explanations, though not really necessary, I appreciate you taking the time to help me out.
I don’t know if I’ll ever get around to inking this unfortunately, but you’re welcome to take a shot at it.
Max is the WRONG woman to try that line on. Sorry Deadpool, but you’re history.
In my head, it goes down like this.
Gynostar: *preachy speech about feminism*
Deadpool: Okay, you’re no fun. *pops over to Superb*tch* Heyyyy, mamacita!
Superb*tch: *punches him through a wall* Sorry girls. I have to go kill this b*stard now.
Gynostar: Not without my help. We’ll teach him to respect women.
Superb*tch: Whatevs Stargirl.
Maxima: *drinks more beer* Have fun, you two.
They fight in the background, during which Maxima just smokes and drinks while watching the action, since she knows she’d probably get into trouble if she turns Deadpool into jelly. Then…
Deadpool: *flies in and lands, facefirst, in Maxima’s boobs*
Maxima: ASDFGHJKL
Deadpool: *gropes Max* Honk honk!
Maxima: *punches him into the stratosphere*
Deadpool: *lands in a sheep pasture in Switzerland two months later*
Heh. A two month time-out is a suitable punishment.
Okay I’m not up on all of Deadpool’s history but hasn’t he broken numerous laws and killed a lot of folks? I don’t really think the authorities would mind if they did put him down. It’s like if Osama walked into a donut shop and provoked a policeman would anyone care if said policeman shot him “while resisting arrest”?
If I understand his powers correctly, I do not think even he would mind.
Smart move Peggy, smart move.
Is that guy Stan Lee’s sleazy younger brother?
Dave, the Anvil vote incentive comments link is still pointing here, to the May incentive comments page, rather than a new one.
Anything with Anvil I am for. She is a beautiful strong woman.
I have a question, I don’t know if it’s been answered before…
https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1204
This comic, the flavor text said one day there were two Harems, now there are five…
(Just came up with a question number two)
1. Could Harem teleport before she could duplicate, or did they come at the same time?
2. Does that mean there could, one day, just be six Harems? Is she an ongoing powers in progress super? That would be so cool, if one day, later down the line (maybe not when they needed it most, in this comic I think it would better fit with it just happening…) she just popped off a new Harem member…
She creates copies by teleporting a new her into some space around her. If you think about it, anyone who can make copies of themselves does that, but in every example I’ve seen, they’re always withing arm’s length. Harem can do the same thing, but anywhere in line of sight (or further, in the case of somewhere she’s familiar with.) There may well be a 6th Harem one day, maybe even a 7th, but there’s a longer wait between each new one she can make.
Hey, Dave! The new vote incentive still hasn’t uploaded to TWC… Maybe get Leon to check that out?
I haven’t done a new one for August yet. I barely finished the Anvil one last month so I’m leaving it up a little longer.
Greys and greens! Yay! She’s a gamer, all right. Makes me wonder who she thinks on the team are the blues, whites, silvers, golds and elites ….
is there any way to see the old vote incentives?
Yeah, I stick them on the DeviantArt page. https://davebarrack.deviantart.com/
Thankee sai
OOOH, he could wear a Utility Kilt
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