You know… “RAR” If you know what I mean.
I don’t, actually. I don’t know why it’s in quotes.
I know what you’re all wondering. The symbol on her phone is an eggplant with a bite taken out of it. Admittedly the branding could be a little clearer.
I think Babezilla is clocking in at about 300 feet tall there? The building next to her isn’t 2-story technically, but it’s one of those businesses like an auto repair shop or your basic strip mall structure, so it’s got a false ceiling with all the ductwork and cabling and some HVAC on the roof. So it’s a little shorter than a 2 story house, cause houses have sloped roofs, but it’s about the same height as two stories of an office building, if you ignore the bottom two floors which are usually a high-ceiling lobby and them a mezzanine level. Anyway, that comes up to her ankle, so my back of the napkin my brain calculation puts her at about 300 feet.
Babezilla is 5’5″ normally, so 300 feet means she’s 55x larger, and assuming she starts off at 100 pounds (for easy math,) she’s clocking in at about 8,500 tons now, according to a square cube calculator I found. That’s why the street is cratering under her. The storm drains no likey.
Of course, being 55x larger means the 5,000 mile swim to Senegal (assuming she starts from Galveston) would still be a 90 mile swim for her. She may not have fully realized that. It would be a pretty stupid way to die, getting 3 or 400 miles out and realizing how badly she’d underestimated the distances. Even if she hadn’t gotten past the continental shelf, the water there can be 350-600 feet deep. Though I guess if she started from Galveston, she’d be basically in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and could angle toward an oil derrick. There’s a lot of them out there. It’s not like she’s stuck at 300 feet tall. She could swim up and be all, “Gosh guys, do you have a helicopter to spare? I think I’m lost.”
Oh, look who it is in the vote incentive. And a not-quite-yet-but-it’s-coming NSFW version over at Patreon.
I think she would get in trouble for doing this. She’d mess up the… floor of the waterfall? Is that what it’s called? The receiving pool? No, probably not that. Anyway, she’d churn things up and cause a ton of weird erosion.
Since you might be wondering, Niagara Falls is about 165 feet high, so Babezilla obviously doesn’t have to be full sized. I’d say she’s about 175-180 feet tall here?
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