April Vote IncentiveApril 7th, 2016 |
Shopkeep: M’lady that’s made of dwarven deep iron, I don’t really understand how you’re lifting it, but I do have a petrified tree trunk out back.
Sydney: Hey Seabiscuit, do you have any 10 foot poles?
Shopkeep: I have quarterstaves, but I don’t know how long a “foot” is.
Sydney: Dabbler your translation spell is broken!
Dabbler: It doesn’t automatically do units. I never bothered including that in my spell cause I can to the conversions in my head.
Maxima: If you’re so smart, they why are you trying to get me to dress like a Boris Vallejo painting?
Dabbler: Until we figure out how to get home, we should try to blend in.
Maxima: There’s little chance of that happening. That elder dragon thought I was a golem made out of solid gold, it tried to add me to it’s hoard!
Dabbler: And thanks to you knocking out 7 of its teeth, we can practically afford to buy this whole town!
Maxima: I knocked out 8 teeth.
Dabbler: Well I’m keeping one for myself, obviously. I’m going to make it into a kitchen knife that can cut through an engine block and still julienne a tomato!
Edit: Updated to point at the DA page. Color version coming eventually.